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@ my 7 followers tell me how you came to eggward

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extr@ headcanons

ana is v annoying vegan repeats "im a vegan" a lot character development revolves around veganism lola is bossy bitch controls the group probs has the most common sense married to chocolate cake CAKE CAKE CAKE loves cake hates pablo sam my boi v pure v sweet cinnamon roll cant speak spanish worth shit we all relate to him parents became 4th richest by selling drugs doesnt know this tho pablo is our gods messanger thinks eggward is reincarnation of shakespeare probs likes eggs does a shitton of drugs he bought from sams family

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our gods messager pablo

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eggward demands extr@ fanfics so send em in

the minister of offerings

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“our god has risen”

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Another successful sacrifice for Eggward.

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Here’s a link to show your support for fishfuckers: https://www.change.org/p/fishfuckers-fishfucking-as-a-lifestyle-in-modern-america?recuiter=602511938

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YES BOW DOWN BEFORE HIM

OUR GOD IS HERE

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Eggwardianism is the only real religion because we have proof our God exists.

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Reblog if you support fishfucking.

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FUCK THE WATER BOTTLE GOD

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