officialtimwood
officialtimwood
Time is an illusion... Lunchtime, Doubly so
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Who's Bob?
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officialtimwood · 2 years ago
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Happy Christmas eco warriors! (And all those about to suffer power cuts at the hands of the UK government’s inability to plan ahead)
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officialtimwood · 5 years ago
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Happy Christmas!
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officialtimwood · 7 years ago
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Wacky Racists
As requested by Bangor Spruytenberg
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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Stop Clickbait.
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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#indoorgardening
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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"What type of dog is that?"
"It's a Shih-Poo"
"Ah yeah I get that sometimes in public toilets..."
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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COLIN! NO!
Looks like Marvin has been plugging himself into the mainframe again...
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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I completely forgot about towel day but I wanted to do something for it so here are some crude illustrations!
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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doodle for celebrating Towel Day!
It become a good tradition!
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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Crap guys sorry I missed Towel Day this year - things have been very very busy for me. Hope everyone had a great one! I don’t know about you guys but I stash towels everywhere I go just in case.
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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Here’s a podcast I did about Uber Eats...
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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I went and got annoyed about the Snap Election already...
More later this week over at @theofficialtimwoodpodcast
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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I did the 100th episode of the podcast that I do! It’s funny and about topical stuff that annoys me and that. Go on, have a listen / a subscribe...
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.
The Restaurant At The End of the Universe, Douglas Adams (via sav--ing)
Today (11th March) would have been Douglas Adams’ Birthday. Happy Birthday DNA!
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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officialtimwood · 8 years ago
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