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wilhelmina: for this quest, i wore the perfect disguise to make sure i was never noticed by anyone. something so drab and uninspiring-

hermione: i feel like this is going to be a dig at me.

wilhelmina: i wore hermione's clothes.

hermione: there it is.

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leilani: *saves genesis life*

leilani: so i guess you owe me?

genesis: no, you saved me now i'm your problem.

leilani: wha-

genesis: god wanted me dead now you get to find out why.

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Oliver: Hastings, you have never been neutral about anything. You have n opinion on pockets.

Beatrice: I think they should be bigger.

John: Do you two really need to do this now?

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jade: i hate being touched.

jade: the last time i touched someone, i was knocking them out.

tori: isabelle is literally hugging you right now.

jade: this means nothing.

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tori: i really like this good cop/bad cop thing you two have going on!

jade: it's not a thing.

jade: it's more like izzy's nice and i'm not

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gravity falls resident: you say you're stan's relative, but how do i know that's true?

leilani: why would anyone claim to be stan's relative if they weren't?

gravity falls resident: ... alright, i'll give you that one.

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who's isabelle?

she’s one of my original characters, she’s from victorious, her love interests are jade and beck, she’s a singer and an actor, can’t really dance and she is a songwriter.

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isabelle: i had jade greet him.

beck: what did you have her do?

isabelle: be herself.

beck: poor son of a bitch.

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tori: jade no!

jade: jade yes!

beck: jade no!

jade: jade yes!

isabelle: jade no!

jade: jade no...

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beck: remember, murder is never the answer

isabelle: right, murder is the question

jade: and the answer is yes

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steve: i'm older

sydney: i'm younger

steve: i'm taller

sydney: i'm smaller

steve: i'm smarter

sydney: i'm- not falling for that

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[texting] sage: answer your phone.

[texting back] dipper: give me a minute, i lost my phone

sage: very well.

sage, five minutes later: you're a terrible person, you're killing me, you're killing your future sister-in-law ,dipper.

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Natalia: Making my way downtown, walking fast.

Landon: Hi.

Natalia: Walking faster.

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Ben: Just go to the hospital.

Hanna: Who’s stab wound is this??? Is it our stab wound?? Stay out of it.

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Joana: Can I ask you a question?

Percy: Yeah.

Joana: Why are we lying on the floor?

Percy: You got knocked out, so I laid down next to you so everyone would think we were just chillin’.

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Remus: So you two got kicked out of the movies, what for?

Jasmine: We were yelling diving scores during the Titanic as people jumped off the boat.

Sirius: That last guy had a solid eight, let me tell you.

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Isabelle: Two years ago today, I married my best friend.

Isabelle: Jade is still mad but Andre and I were drunk and thought it was funny.