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Normal sex education except it's taught by a mob boss and his goons.

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Frank Castle Girl Dance Dad

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5 til'?

Five til' what?

Til' I beat you for being vague?

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Are... are police officers herd animals? Pack animals? Bird swarms?

Are police stations just... Dens? Nests?

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I need a Dreamlight Valley-esque game but involving Gods.

Like, the characters are Gods from real-life religions — Greek, Roman, Celtic, Native American, Asian, Norse — and each pantheon has it's own realm!

You'd start with Greek (or maybe it'd be like a 'choose your realm' thing at the beginning of the game where you choose where you want to start) and go from there.

And each pantheon would have three subsections: Major, Minor, and Extra. Major Gods would be the 'popular' and well-know ones (e.i. for Greek it'd be Zeus, Hades, Poseidon, ect. Norse would have Thor, Odin, Loki). Minor would be the lesser known Gods, and Extra would be characters in the respective mythology that are important but aren't "Gods", like the Fates and Muses from Greek myth.

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Also! Their houses would be based off the culture/place they're from, along with what they rule over. So the Greeks would have Greek inspired houses and architecture, Romans would have Roman, and so on.

And, of course, experts in those mythologies and cultures would be brought in to make sure everything is correct and un-stereotyped.

Also, the Gods would take on the race of where they come from, for accuracy and extra flavor! Greeks would be Greek and so on.

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Need a cowboy farmer man old enough to be my father that's going gray and has rough hands to bend me over his kitchen counter and fuck me as the sun comes up while calling me sweet little things in a nice southern accent.... sigh.

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That moment when you don't know if you're just on your period or if you're internally bleeding from when you ran into the corner of a counter

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In the fam, we all clurb.

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Are hitmen called hitmen because they hit men?

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I need someone to fuck Arthur in front of a mirror while praising him until he accepts that he's a good looking man.

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There are two wolves inside you.

They both wanna cum.

They are werewolves.

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I need someone to fuck Joker stupid until he's crying.

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When did you feel like you physically stopped ageing?

I feel like mine was 15...

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I don't want to die

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MHA: You're Next Review

9.5/10

Would recommend

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When you're just trying to do funny ha-ha angst role play on C.AI and end up dragging out hidden wounds that you didn't know were there and start crying.

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I swear, and this could just be me or my brain being weird, but I SWEAR I've seen the same dude in multiple different MCU movies as like a background character, and he always plays a bad guy. He sort of looks like Brock Rumlow in Captain America: The Winter Soldier movie, but he also appears in the Daredevil TV series and the Punisher TV series too as like, a cop? And I think he shows up in the Spider-Man: No Way Home movie.

Maybe the actors for those characters just look alike, but I swear they look like the same dude.