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based on that one post

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i dont know why but i thought this idea was silly and funny... the sanders bugs trying to hug thomas (like them trying to hug him on the cheek and thomas just freaking out because yk... sometimes its scary having bugs on you) FKDSAKF

he had to learn not to immediately swat any bug away. Tho Janus still stings him out of spite when he gets scared.

i missed them so much they're so silly.......

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I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

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Im back in the F BUILDING AGAIN!!! NOOOOOOOOO but this AU is so cute omg

@belovedroach ‘s bugs AU omg

Omg also im so sorry its super messy it’s been a while 💙💙💙

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Whiteboards are fun.

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MC who is obsessed with cats (Short cannons)

Lucifer

Lucifer: MC, I'm sorry to inform you but you can't keep a pet cat in here.

MC: *standing at the doorway holding two cats* ...Why not?

Lucifer: One of my brothers has a problem.

MC: He doesn't like cats?!!!

Lucifer: No, quite the opposite. He will bring home twenty if I allow him one. So cats are banned.

MC: ....

MC: I don't see how that's his fault.

Satan: Thank you, MC.

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Mammon

MC: I'm getting one of those. *points at cat plushie*

Mammon: Oi! Don't you already have three of these, MC?

MC: *looks at him deadpan* You can never have too many cat plushies.

Mammon: ....

Satan: *holding five cat plushies* They're not wrong.

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Leviathan

Levi: What's your fav kinda anime husbando/waifu MC?

MC: CATPEOPLE SUPREMACY!

Levi: Ehhh?!

MC: Basically characters who are smart enough to single handedly destroy the world but just choose to be kind and cute to that one person...

Levi: That's quite a specific type.

MC: ...and characters with cat ears.

Levi: I can't even argue with that. *glances at Ruri's Chan cat ear design*

Satan: MC has good taste.

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Satan

MC: Did you know people who hate cats and love dogs tend to be manipulative, controlling and power hungry?

Satan: *glances at Lucifer* Yes.

MC: And that cat people are more likely to understand concepts of consent and space? That's why I love people who love cats.

Satan: *blushes* I feel the same way, MC.

MC: Also have you noticed how cats have distinct personalities? I feel like no two are the same. Such lovely animals. *hugs her cat plushies*

Satan: ....

Satan: Please marry me, MC.

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Asmodeus

Asmo: MC, for the last time, there are more accessories other than CAT EAR HAIRBANDS.

MC: *wearing cat ears and pouting*

Asmo: Ugh... MC, this won't work on me a third time.

MC: *wiggles their butt and curls up their hands* Nyaaa~

Asmo: .... Kinky.

Satan: *heart eyes and nosebleeding*

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Beelzebub

Beel: The food at this cat cafe is delicious. Thank you bringing me here MC!

MC: Beel...that's cat food. You're eating cat food.

Beel: Ah really? I can see why they like it! *feeds some of it to a cat sitting on his lap*

MC: ....

Satan: *sigh* That's why I told you not to bring him, MC.

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Belphegor

Belphie: *walks into MC room* MC I can't sleep, I need cuddles.

MC: Um maybe not today, Belphie. The bed is kinda full.

Belphie: What...why? *yanks their blanket*

Satan: *cuddled up with MC and their 9 cat plushies* Get out.

Belphie: ....

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Bonus: Solomon

Solomon: So MC did you have a pet cat?

MC: I wish I did. My parents didn't like any sort of animals in the house.

Solomon: So how did you learn how to act around cats?

MC: Books and internet. I follow so many cat channels.

Solomon: All of that even if you couldn't keep one?

MC: Sometimes knowing equates to loving. Like when you know exactly what your loved ones love or hate or how they would react to certain situations.

MC: Like I know how much you love experimenting with magic and discovering new spells. Same with your recipes. And you don't like it when people call you shady just cause you are confident and curious in your ways.

Solomon: .....

MC: Or like I know that you love the mischievous kind of cats. And Satan likes the more affectionate types.

Solomon: ...Can I marry you, MC?

Satan: Get in line, Solomon.

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Hikaru: You mad that I get 20 times more girls than you?

Kaoru: 20x0=0

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Logan Doodle

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"Knowledge is an incomparably valuable multi-purpose tool that is intstrumental is identifying and solving any problem. If you're worried about getting hurt, seek knowledge. It is our greatest weapon, and our greatest defense."

- Logan Sanders, Can Lying Be Good?

Happy Birthday Thomas! These are some quotes I found from the from the four main sides.

3/4

(Click for better quality, likes/reblogs appreciated.)

@thatsthat24

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IV DONE IT

I know my science sides been kinda dead but I was getting so frustrated trying to differentiate all artistes 'avians'

...that's it, please use freely and don't feel the need to credit me, JUST USE.

It'll be fun to see arrests look at their avian OCS and going *That's you bud! See?*

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HELLO?!?

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Found a poem I wrote when I was like 14. It's... decent, I guess? I don't get what I was going for, but I suppose all haiku's are simple.

Rainy wintertime Their wet umbrellas protect the little children

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HAIKU BOT NO!!

sometimes chunks fall out of my dick and then woody eats them off the floor.

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I need the outfits?? please??? MINECRAFT??

I usually hate camo pants, but I feel like I want them now??

posting my own post on other socials why not

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He went from main character to guy #2

“Harvey without glasses and facial hair can’t hurt you.”

Harvey without glasses and facial hair:

Also more wip ig :p

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pov its raining this weekend

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where.

There are actual drawings of pregnant Shane in Google. Don't ask why or how I know about it.

-love, anon❤️

i want to roll off a cliffside at the sound of that.