omtrilog
omtrilog
OMtriloG
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WARNING: This blog contains sarcasm, stories, advice, ice cream appreciation, metaphorical and literal monsters, rants, pictures of unicorns, pop culture and tales of victory. It's also run by three lovely human specimens. Use caution if you are allergic to fun or overly sensitive to milk. Business Contact: [email protected]
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omtrilog · 8 years ago
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MUST BE SUBSCRIBED TO ENTER! :D www.youtube.com/grav3yardgirl www.youtube.com/bananapeppers
WATCH THIS VIDEO TO SEE RULES/PRIZES! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRWA5HbNebk
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omtrilog · 8 years ago
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Potentially unpopular opinion:
Most soul food, the way black people cook it, is bland, dry, poorly cooked, and uninteresting.
Also, don’t really like the way most black people cook cause they seem to think that smothering foid in seasoning is the same thing as being skilled at cooking.
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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WHEN ITS THE 14TH CENTURY BUT U TURNT AF
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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Nobody wants it all.
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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When you're sad so you listen to a happy song but it just makes you sadder because they're so happy like GTFOH WITH YOUR SUNSHINE IN YOUR POCKET AND YOUR POCKET FULL OF SUNSHINE ITS NOT EVEN REALISTIC YOU WOULD DISINTEGRATE YOU HAPPY PIECE OF SHIT wait is sunshine another word for drugs?
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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I’m trying to get back to my original weight of 6 pounds and 11 ounces
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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We have arrived.
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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“We’re having guests over come downstairs”
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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are you a paperback book or hardcover book person? library or bookstore person? writing in your books sort of person, or flawlessly clean pages sort of person?
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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This fake brain actually has the same consistency as the real deal. So now you know how concussions happen! 
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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omtrilog · 9 years ago
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He married a centaur...Mazel tov!
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