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happy zero day (may 1st) from operationandre!

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*Burps*

excuse you

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I hope you're not in the hospital again 🫶☺️

i'm not!! i'm just really struggling with making content for this account! it sounds stupid since all i post are silly little headcanons but writer's block has got me in a chokehold

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I love your stuilly head canons

ahhh yay!! this makes me so happy to hear <3333

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thank you for the spam liking it's like making out but more awesomer

youre so welcome and so right. its like we r kissing but online and better

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Cal is a pothead right..? Does that mean Andre pops pills…..

i can't believe it

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ok ok ok....ftm andre...but...hear me out here

ftm andre...mtf cal....T4T CALDRE

ftm andre who wears nike sports bras and compression shirts to work out. ftm andre who has strong arms and thighs. ftm andre who is confident in his muscle and wears somewhat tight clothes.

mtf cal who wears sundresses and long flowy skirts. mtf cal who wears lip gloss and light eye shadow. mtf cal who wears converse, already insecure about how tall she is.

t4t caldre is so real i want to write more about this

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ANDRE IS FTM I DONT CAREEEEEE I DONT CARE I CANT HEAR OVER MY CAMO PRINT BINDER

REALLLLLL WE CAN'T HEAR THE HATERS!! ALL OF OUR HEADCANONS ARE TRUUUEEEEE

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i feel like Saw, The Passenger, and Hannibal is just SuperWhoLock for people who like blood

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Burps at you and walks away

runs after you and burps in your face

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YAS IM SI HAPPY SHAUNA IS A GIRL KISSER😭😭😭😭

ME TOOOOO!!! IT WAS ALREADY SO OBVIOUS BUT WE FINALLY GOT HER SMOOCHING A WOMAN!!!

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are u gonna watch yellowjackets s3🧐

yes of course!! i’ve already watched the first two episodes and can’t wait for more to come out soon! are you watching it anon?

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HAPPY VALENTINE’s DAY MUTUAL BUDDY!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY SPONGUM!! YOURE THE BEST ❤️❤️

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thx for getting me to watch the passenger shit went str8 to top 4 on my letterboxd. ok bye

HELL YEAH!!! that’s what i like to hear!!! 🙏🙏🙏

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HAPPY VALENTINES DSY OPERATIONANDREE! I hope youre having a lovelyyy day :D <33

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO YOU ANON!!! i’ve had such a good day!! i hope the same is true for you <333

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everyone believes benson is crude and horrible. they see him as unkempt and unstable. there is not one good thing they could say about him.

not randy, though.

randy loves the smell of cigarettes that emanates from benson’s clothes and being. randy wants to kiss benson’s split knuckles and wash away all of the blood that has dried up there. randy wants benson to swallow him whole, to become one with him. he needs the roughness that benson brings. he craves the disruption that comes along with benson that everyone else hates.

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i love thinking about andre inserting little german words and phrases into everyday conversations with cal while cal just stares into space not understanding any of it

andre: 🗣️🇩🇪

cal: 😐

*cal sneezes*

“gesundheit”