#or are they 🫣

[operationandre]

fake operationandre fans not knowing bros ao3 smh (silly)

fake fan! fake fan! fake fan!

(jk jk)

[perplexingly]

Dressing in steel

[soussune]

💤

[emmyrosee]

Katsuki just left, and your phone is already ringing with his contact.

You know what this is about. You smile and click the phone to answer, pinning the device between your shoulder and your ear. “Yes, baby?”

“You think you’re so fucking cute, don’t you?”

You giggle briefly before clearing your throat to gain some composure, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Don’t play that shit card with me,” he snarls, but his voice holds no venom. Truly a bark with no bite. You continue to spread the jelly on your toast, waiting for him to finish his rant. “I don’t even have to open it to see the chaos you’ve caused. Is this why you wanted to take the car yesterday? Alone? Fucking brat.”

You stifle a giggle and you hear him try to fight his own laughter. “And fucking Hello Kitty? Really?”

Covering his dashboard in stickers wasn’t something you’d planned on doing, but when TikTok inspiration strikes, who would you be to not answer the call?

You’d covered everything: the dash board, the side panels, the steering wheel, the stick shift, center console, everywhere within his driver and passenger seat is covered in stickers of assorted Sanrio characters.

You pout, “it’s not just hello kitty, there’s some Kuromi’s in there for you.”

“How. Generous.” You laugh at his expense, and he lets you, but he doesn’t fool you for a second- he’s hiding his laugh. “So, you gonna come take these shits off?”

“No.”

“HAA?!”

“No!” You repeat. “Because what if you pick up your side pieces in your big expensive car and kiss them? Hmm? They won’t kiss you if they know you have a pretty, perfect, amazing pookie wookie bear at home.”

“My pookie wookie bear is going to get suffocated with a pillow,” he growls. “Now come take care of this!”

“No,” you sing. “I’m sure you’ll figure it out.”

“Swear to god-“

“Bye babyyyy!”

“Don’t you fucking-“

You’re quick to hang up the phone, giggling and going back to your toast with a satisfied smile spread on your cheeks, and you-

Immediately, you hear footsteps coming up the stairs of your home. Panic grips your heart as your eyes flick to the doorway of the kitchen.

The front door opens. He’s running.

“You’re so fucking dead.”

You scream.

The payback for sticker-ing his car might’ve been intense, full of tickling fingers and bites and threats turning into promises of payback.

But it was worth the new memory with your man.

[noahl-art]

They drank a bit too much and Jayce decided Viktor was in no state to walk home alone ✨

[dingledraw]

Well, that went down like a lead balloon.

[milfvael]

When beloved mutuals are like oh no tumblr might be going down add me on discord! like okay I love you I’m kissing you on the mouth I’ll die without your little posts but am I going to message you? are you going to message me? we all know this is not going to happen.we r open pasture creatures we both need a place to post freely

[housecow]

need to see you get big enough that you're filling out the sleeves of that red shirt

THIS red shirt?? it’ll take a while 🥺

[2ghosts]

a sneak peak the illustration i've made for the "dark fairies" art book! our kickstarter is now fully funded 🥳🎉 but you can still back the project if you would like to ensure getting a copy of the book!

LINK TO KICKSTARTER HERE

[vonspe]

emmrook upon ye 🫱💥

[gojoest]

you have always wondered what kind of porn your roommate gojo satoru likes to get off to. you can hear him some nights, the walls are thin after all. no matter how hard he tries to swallow back the moans and pants, the sounds of his fist speedily stroking his cock are still audible enough — he’s quite intense to be honest. so, you wonder. pure curiosity and nothing more. you sneak into his room when he’s not at home and open his browser history. and what do you see… around the time he was jerking off last night it shows that he was scrolling through your instagram account…

[bughugz]

check reblogs !!!! (nsfw :3)

**cover image isnt mine nsfw content is!

[perplexingly]

But Goldmund was timid; the only way he knew to court Narcissus was to exhaust himself in being an attentive, eager student. But more than timidity held him back. He sensed a danger to himself in Narcissus.

Narcissus and Goldmund by Hermann Hesse

[kotaki]

Kimi to Idol Precure♪ starts February 2nd!

[owuwi]

SEVIKA TWITTER

LINKS PT.2.ᐟ

warnings: twitter porn links, fingering, strap usage, pussy eating, anal fingering, tribbing, usage of handcuffs

── requested ──

♡┃fucking you dumb

♡┃riding her strap

♡┃pounding you

♡┃bouncing back on her dick

♡┃teasing you

♡┃fucking you from behind

♡┃helping her relieve some stress

♡┃tribbing

♡┃she loves morning sex

♡┃she made sure you were ready for it ( + some double penetration)

♡┃eating her out

♡┃she knows how you like it

♡┃fingering you