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Mammon rambling on and on about how “Mc is just a human, I’m a powerful demon, blah blah blah” trying and failing to not seem like he’s utterly inlove, and he’s interrupted by Mc suddenly poking his side he stops, slowly looks at them, his face, rage? No, concern, they continue to poke him and he lets out a weird strangled choke he throws his hands over his mouth to try and stop himself from giggling

mc very pridefully shutting him up via hardly even tickling him

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have I ever told you guys that my pfp is my shredforce oc, and I rly liked how she looked so I made her my pfp,

anyways I’m gonna change my pfp tonight to a random OC of mine, cuz I just realized how old my pfp actually is

Is my new pfp finally gonna be obey me related?? Idk man

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power outages are so funny cause I’m over here reading fanfiction by candle light on my tablet

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Me when I have absolutely tragic lore for my Palia OC but yet again it’s another thing my friends have absolutely zero interest or desire in and the fandom for some reason is the size of my pinkie toe so I have no one to talk to about her

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imagine mc deciding from day one to mess with the brothers in the most passive way possible: eating things in just an ever so slightly strange way to get them to believe everyone in the human realm eats like that. I mean eating their food in rainbow order, shaping the food they make themselves into squares no matter the plate or bowl being used, eating noodles one at a time no matter the size or length, and eating pizza by plucking all the toppings off, then plucking the cheese off, and THEN eating the tomato sauce soaked dough.

at first it’s not noticeable because- lets be honest- the boys don’t really pay mc any mind for their first few weeks there. It’s only when a few pacts are already formed that mammon starts watching their plate, and eventually can’t help but give them a strange look and question “…yo why do you do that??” mc looks over very confused “do what?” ”why are you eating like that?” they look at him as if he just asked why the sky is blue, ”I don’t… see what you mean? everyone eats like this.. do you not?” and the results of that one overly confused sentence couldn’t have been any funnier to Mc, not only do they think all humans eat like that and Solomon is truly the odd one out of his species- put it’s since caused all the brothers to constantly question if they’re eating something weird, Even beel occasionally pauses between bites to ponder it.(though he never really thinks about it long)

So finally after successfully playing the long game with their extremely passive chaos and confusing everyone in the HOL, mc feels they can finally return to eating normally, and can just laugh it off and finally tell the truth…. however they accidentally have become VERY accustomed to how they now basically dissect their food at every meal and just physically can’t stop themselves or else it feels wrong.

So does mc still think it’s funny? Absolutely. 100%. They hold back a giggle every time any of the brothers pause to look at their fork as if to question if they’re doing it right, they especially have a hard time not cackling whenever they see Lucifer taking a pause to look at his fork strangely before resuming. however sometimes they DO wish they didn’t do this to themselves.

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Had a dream I was having a panic attack and wheezing and mammon started beat boxing to my wheezes

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I showed my non-obey me friends the digital drawings I did the other day, and one of them mentioned that they liked the “purple” one and I said “oh yeah that’s belphie, I hate him” and they were SUPER confused, and I had to explain that despite the fact that yes, he is purple and also the sleepy one, which are two things that have become my trademark in my friend group since I like both of those things very much, It’s not my fault that he’s also the one that the devs made to be the jerky bratty one.

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—Mammon.

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whenever I think about asmo and mc, my brain automatically thinks of them as the type of friends who kiss each other all the time, compliment each others butts, are always leaning against the others shoulders to look at their phones, and are always going to hot springs together and doing each others makeup.. But if ask if they’re a couple they both immediately look at you as if you just asked if denim on denim on denim looks good. (Which it DOESNT only people like Charlie swan could pull it off.)

but being more serious- dating or not, you’ve got an absolute bestie. And even better, instead of dragging mc off to go do something stupid or something that’ll get them in trouble, Asmo is instead pulling them aside to abuse passes to a spa he just bought! and the two just can’t help but talk endlessly, either it’s gossip, what’s going on around the HOL, complaining about school work, talking about where to go next. and once you think the two are FINALLY done, laying on their stomach as strong handed demons work the kinks out of their backs and shoulders, mc’s phone dings and they lazily bring it to their face before GASPING “SHE’S PREGNANT” asmo is suddenly shooting up with a gasp to copy mc’s “WAAAIT WHICH ONE??” something always just seems to pop up, no matter if it’s actually interesting or not. and even though mc tips very well and is extremely polite, most staff can’t help but be a twing annoyed by the two…. But of course they cant say much since that’s Lord Asmodeus and his human we’re talking about here. and you better believe mc is always dressed wonderfully. Even if it’s just their RAD uniform, Asmodeus makes sure that they have a cute bow or tie that matches with their hair and accessories perfectly…. along with that he also helps with picking out accessories lol. And whenever the two are about to go out somewhere he helps pick out an outfit for them! now you’d think he’d just dress them up like his own personal doll-(though a part of him DOES want to do that..) instead he carefully adds and removes whatever he can to perfectly capture mc’s sense of style! Mc wants something pink cute and with bows? He has an ADORABLE top they can borrow! Maybe they want to go with something more alt leaning- he’s shifting through every band t-shirt he can to see which would match the best with the shade of black that are those jeans.

And I just KNOW he’s got something akin to a Pinterest board for Mc,(Dinterest?? Pindevil??? Is there a devildom Pinterest????) which ofc Mc is also on the board and adds whatever they find that they are currently into. and honestly if mc’s fashion sense is bouncing around a lot- you better believe he just views that as an excuse to shop endlessly and to go into stores he never would usually!!! and after every single outfit is finally put together, and he helps style their hair and accessorize, you best believe he’s ending it off with a quick smooch to their nose as he carefully holds their face, gushing about how absolutely perfect they look💕

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I should draw this as my Mc

Obey me: Incorrect quotes (91)

MC: Hey there, demons. It's me, ya person.

📌 Masterlist

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I was supposed to start designing some characters today, so I decided to open up my tablet to draw

I got distracted instead

I feel like it’s very obvious who my favorite to draw it

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Update to this,

I clicked the tag for Tony x reader and immediately got shown yandere Tony stark along with an omega and alpha sploof

how it feels to get into a piece of media that has characters with ass regular names and instead of the most popular tags being “[fandom name][character name]xreader” it’s “[character name]xreader” so now you get random ass people popping up on your feed who you’ve never seen before in your life

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no peace in that house

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how it feels to get into a piece of media that has characters with ass regular names and instead of the most popular tags being “[fandom name][character name]xreader” it’s “[character name]xreader” so now you get random ass people popping up on your feed who you’ve never seen before in your life

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What kind of outfits do you wear?

Or what's your general fashion taste?

I’ve been very into crop tops as of late! I’ve cropped most of my shirts along with cutting off a bunch of the collar to make my shirts droop off my shoulders, which I normally pair with leggings and shorts or a cute skirt. I also like cardigans and wish I had cuter ones and much more to wear, overall I wear a lot of pink and purple- though mostly wear purple cause it’s my absolute favorite color and a must for all of my outfits. All my shoes are purple, my nails are painted purple, my favorite bracelets are purple, most of the earrings I’ve made are purple, and I’m actually going to go shopping for some purple clothes tomorrow lol! I do like to accessorize a lot as well, as mentioned I wear bracelets, cute earrings, and I also rarely leave the house without a cute plush keychain around my belt loop.

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