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When you wake up in the morning and realize that 2016 is ending, and you've achieved nothing this year.

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Mumbai Autos

I’m half an hour late for work. Why you ask? Because I was waiting for auto for 36 mins. Whole THIRTY SIX minutes just for an auto! 

And why did I wait that long? Cuz not a single f**king auto was willing to go to the station.

What the f**k? An auto driver saying no to station?

That’s like a homeless hungry man saying no to a freakin’ free food shelter. Like seriously, what the f**k?!!?

And the reason they give is “too much traffic”. Too much traffic?? TOO MUCH TRAFFIC???

You are a f**king auto driver in f**king Mumbai! Hellooooo!!! And you have problem with the traffic?? That’s like a police officer saying no to solve a case because there are too many crimes out there!

Where the hell have you been driving this whole time?

Are you that f**king lazy to drive through a morning traffic?

Are you a different breed of auto drivers who don’t like traffic?

If you have problem with the f**king traffic, what the f**k are you doing driving a f**king auto in Mumbai?

Go get yourself another job you lazy-ass piece of shit.

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I get it, gold is precious, gold is costly and gold is classy. When i say all those things, i refer to gold jeweleries. But people are obsessed with gold. We even have gold car and then there are gold smartphones. I mean why? Smartphones are accessories to life but not jeweleries. Why waste so much money on something so essential and lame (gold smartphones). I would give extra bugs for extra features, not for gold. And don’t get me started on diamond-studded smartphones. 

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For those who are having a great time. Even a snake can rave, better than you. Enjoy your day now!!

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Freedom of Speech with Indian Mentality

People have issue with AIBRoast because AIB used all the jokes which they were gonna tell their friends. I mean come on, we all have had our share of making fun of celebrities with our friends in the parties. But AIBKnockout made it public so now we have no more jokes to tell our friends because its all been used. That's the only reason I can think of people getting angry with AIB. From the situation, there is only one thing I can think of, that the meaning of Freedom of Speech in India is different from what it means in other countries. And let me tell you, we Indians are well known for giving our own meanings to certain words and phrases even though its totally wrong. In India, it means Freedom of Speech in private place and not in public. Yes, you have the right to speak only when you are alone or with friends. In public, you lose that right. Lemme explain. We all, i mean every single person person from the 1 billion population who has watched a movie, have made fun of celebrities. Yes, we have including me. The only thing is we were more private with it. Our jokes were restricted to our friends and loved ones. But then suddenly AIB uses those same jokes and tell it in front of a larger crowd and we are offended now. What kind of people are we. We laughed our asses out when we or our friends made those same jokes but when AIB did it, we all suddenly became like some holy being. This is the problem with my country, India. We are never true to ourselves. We Indians have so many disguises and masks that even we ourselves can't tell who we really are. We Indians have a very rich culture and I respect that. Its the people who lessening our cultural values. The people went crazy with laughter throughout the entire show and by the end of it, they realized that its offensive. That's total bullshit. Karan Johar very well warned the people of the nature of content they are going to see and hear. He even said and I quote,"Let the filth begin". Yet people still watched and now they feel offended. WTF?? Its like a cook telling people that the dish is very spicy and don't eat it if you can't handle it. But people still eat it and later fire at the cook for making the dish too spicy. These kind of people are called fools (being very kind). Truth be told, we are angry because AIB stole all our jokes!! Yup, that's the exact reason. Because now, when you tell the same joke to your friends they will be like "Already heard it on AIB Knockout" but I guarantee you that they will still laugh. I can't think of any other reason better than this. And please, don't compare it with porn you fools.

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Language is FREE!!

Last time I checked, the English language was free for all the people. It is the global common language. But I guess Taylor Swift doesn’t understand that and now she is trying to Trademark certain common English phrases from the songs of her latest album 1989. Why Taylor Swift, why??? Think about your fans. If you trademark those phrases, none of your fans will be able to sing the complete song because you bought some of the phrases. No one likes to sing incomplete songs, so think about it.

One more thing, I am sorry to say this but some phrases are not original at all. For instance, the phrase “This sick beat”. Come on, I have used this phrase with my friends, well before I even heard of you, while sharing some new music. Rest assured, your songs were never among the songs I shared with my friends and I think it will remain this way in the future too.

Regardless of my taste in music, I really respected you. Your story was a huge inspiration. Then you moved from country to RnB but still I respected you, more than Justin Beiber and now this??? This is a whole new level of ‘holy-shit’. Even Justin Beiber would never do this. Hell, not even Miley Cyrus. You know what, I am starting to gain all kinds of new respect for Justin Beiber and Miley Cyrus now.

In conclusion, I would like to say that, you were one of the few stars who was an example of the rare account that money and fame doesn’t change the person. I am pretty sure that even Miley Cyrus parents might have told her to look up to you and learn from you. But I guess that’s gonna change soon. You used to be the symbol of hope to all the parents whose children are aspiring to be stars, different from all the other stars. What happened to you??

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OnePlusOne: Risky Business

So ‪‎OnePlusOne‬ is going to be launched in ‪‎India‬ on Dec2 through Amazon. A little too late. They say ‪Never Settle‬ but waiting over 7 months forced us to settle for other phones. Telling us to Never Settle doesn’t mean that we will wait for seven months for its launch. I mean, what were they even thinking??!! I almost forgot this phone even existed. So much for the hype, 7 months ago!! Good luck getting a good sale out of it!!

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To My Younger Brother 3

When you are in class, always feel free to ask any question. Remember that a wise man is not known by the answer he gives but the question he asks. Don’t leave any room for doubt in your mind. Clear your doubt and conscious. Fill it with the abundance of knowledge you receive from around you. Always read, make it your habit and hobby. Read whatever you get your hands on, be it magazines, journals, novels, etc.

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To My Younger Brother 2

Always remember that God help those who help themselves. So never forget to work hard and help yourself. Be independent and self dependent. Don't always depend on others, you may find your self disappointed. Always set a higher goal, go beyond the obvious. Don't stick to the conventional system, be unconventional. Always learn to think out of the box. Don't just stick to your syllabus, go beyond it. Learning has no limits and its an continuous process. Always learn.

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To My Younger Brother

Hope you are ready to go tomorrow. This is a new chapter of your life. Start it well, otherwise you will regret it your whole life. Choose wisely your friends. Think twice before you make any decisions. And remember, a man is known by the company he keeps. Make friends with people not because it is compulsory but because you enjoy their company and learn something from them. Learn Apem, learning is everywhere, you just should be able to observe and learn. Don't get into unnecessary drama or trouble. Avoid such situations.

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Existence of God

In our discussion today, about the "Existence of God". We dived into some various aspects of science, the universe, geology, biology and human anatomy. We also deeply discussed the very fiber of human morality and its nature. We walked through the various imprints of creation and life. In the end, the Existence of God is now, no longer a question but became an absolute answer! When you think of it, science is just not enough to explain everything. And we can't keep waiting for science to get us an explanation of certain phenomena. Its only a matter of time that we realize that somewhere, God really exists.

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My internship

Really getting tired of my job.

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My Summer Internship Day 8 Log: 1

Hell Yeah!! Man, finally, after days of endless data collection.. I finally managed to get a client... This is a new happiness for me... Never felt this way before... i guess thats because i never worked this hard....

#happy #satisfied

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Amazon Smartphone

Amazon, after its huge success with Kindle Paper and mediocre response for its kindle HDX tablets, is also venturing into smartphone segment.. And the smartphone has become quite the talk of the town... Specially, the news of "5 CAMERAS" at the the front panel of the smartphone- 5 CAMERAS!!

http://www.gsmarena.com/alleged_live_photos_of_the_upcoming_amazon_smartphone_leak_out-news-8299.php

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My Summer Internship Day 5 Log: 1

Its the fifth day, was expecting some serious hearing from my boss but supridingly nothing at all. All i have to do is to come during one of our weekend holidays to make up for the loss i made yesterday.

How cool is that...;) 

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Oppo’s bringing another LTE phone to the US (and it might just be affordable)

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My Summer Internship Day 4 Log: 1

Well, I missed today as i woke up late and had some other works to do. So yesterday, my day was all window shopping for gadgets...lol