Fun fact of the Velseb Family:
Bob actually fainted during Eric's birth, he can handle murder and blood but not a simple pregnancy birth
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could i get some facts about me to recite when new people ask me to tell them something about myself and my mind goes immediately blank
This is a problem that happens to many people with much on their mind. Here is a set of things you can tell people, no matter what the occasion:
I am not made solely of pine-wood or pine-derivative plastics.
I have between zero and four thousand limbs, inclusive.
I contain several liters of my people's water.
My name is comprised mostly of real letters (Musks may differ).
I am unaware of the contents of soil on most exoplanets.
My spleen is smaller than the Chicago metropolitan area.
I am not, have never been, and may never be you.
Telling people these facts will always put them at ease and quell any concerns they have about your normality.
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I care about you. It doesn't matter whether or not we are together.
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This is the fattest polar bear in Alaska. His name is Fat Albert and he lives in a village named Katovik. He weights over 1,000lbs!
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