overheard-at-yuuei

[overheard-at-yuuei]

Monoma: At the end of the night, I wanna eat wings on a hill with my best buds. Well, your best buds. Hey, can I borrow your best buds? Just to reiterate, I don’t have any friends.

Kendou:

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Bakugou: Hey, Pikachu. You’re on speaker. Behave.

Kaminari, on the phone: Or what, you’ll spank me?

Kaminari:

Bakugou:

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Kaminari: If you wake up much earlier than normal, you experience secret emotions.

Kirishima: One time I woke up at 6am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don’t know what emotions those were, but they sure were a lot!

Midoriya: If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them.

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@ask-yuuei is now up and running!

If I were to start a text-only AU-based ask blog would anyone be interested in that? It’d be for second year 1-A mainly with 1-B, the teachers, and the redeemed LoV featuring.

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[while studying]

Kaminari, disgruntled: I hate it when I can feel my ribs shifting inside my chest.

1-A:

Uraraka: What??

Kaminari, as if it should be obvious: I hate it when I can feel my ribs shifting inside my chest!

1-A:

Kaminari: ...Is that not normal?

Ashido: ...I can’t tell if you’re kidding or not.

Kaminari: I am 100% serious.

Yaoyorozu: No, that is not normal.

Kaminari: Oh.

Kaminari: Well it hurts.

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Shinsou: I don’t know where “monkeys like bananas” came from, but I’m so glad it’s a thing because it’s so fucking funny for no reason at all.

Kaminari: They are both the same color.

Shinsou: Huh?

Kirishima: He’s thinking of Curious George the yellow monkey.

Shinsou: What? Curious George is brown.

Ashido: Paddington Bear wears that yellow-ass coat.

Shinsou: Paddington Bear wears–

Shinsou: Paddington Bear.

Sero: You’re forgetting George’s friend, the Man in the Yellow Hat.

Sero: Seriously, he has no name. He is always and only the Man in the Yellow Hat.

Shinsou: His name is Ted.

Shinsou: Also, he’s not a monkey.

Hagakure: Paddington Bear’s coat was blue.

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Midoriya: Do you remember when we were really little and I tried to show you what french kissing was?

Bakugou, alarmed: NO???

Midoriya: Oh.

Midoriya: Good.

Bakugou: What??????

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Kaminari: I ain’t scared’a nothin’!

Kaminari: And I do mean that in the double negative sense, which is to say that I am scared of some things.

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Kaminari: Legal guardian implies the existence of other, illegal guardians.

Midoriya: Kidnappers.

Kaminari: ...You’re not wrong.

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[during training]

Kaminari: I’m incredibly nervous and I’m going to die a lot.

Kirishima: I’ll die too, it’ll be fine.

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[during training]

Kaminari: I think I’m going to get murdered... a lot.

Mina: Oh good, you can be my first kill!

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Monoma: What, just ‘cause you SAW me do it, all of a sudden you think I did it?

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i now have a second quotes blog; @overheard-in-teyvat! it features the genshin impact characters, if you couldn’t guess :)

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Midnight: Oh, Shouta! Uh, bad news about the kids–

Aizawa: If you say you lost them, I’m stabbing you in the foot.

Midnight: ...

Midnight: I probably shouldn’t say anything then, huh?

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Hound Dog: Does anyone in your family suffer from mental illness?

Shinsou: No, we all seem to enjoy it.

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Kaminari: My erectile dysfunction is so bad today, dude, I hate having ADHD.

[three hours later]

Kaminari: EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION.

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Sero: You have to have the right energy level to disagree with Bakugou, so I’m just gonna let him have it.