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Y/N- ah yes. just another day at the manor. So peaceful.

Jeff- *chasing Ben around with a knife*

Ben- *Glitched out screaming*

Ej- *dragging a body in*

LJ- *eat candy on the couch while sitting like a gremlin.*

Toby- *running around with his head on fire*

Jane- *chasing after him trying to put said fire out*

Sally- *somehow got onto the light, hanging upside down*

Masky- *trying to get her down*

Hoobie- *recording it all*

Y/N- ah yes. *sips tea* so peaceful

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I think that Y/n probably pissed off Trender one day by saying that there’s no difference between navy blue and black and he had to be held back from throwing hands

Trender hates Y/n for one reason, and one reason ONLY.

Y/n dresses normally most of the time, but whenever Trender visits they choose to dress like this:

Trender gets an aneurysm each and every time, and each and every time, without fail, will threaten his brother that he's gonna be minus 1 proxy

Meanwhile, Y/n is sitting at the table like:

Ben usually joins Y/n, Slender is just tired and always stares at one point as if he's looking at the camera from the Office, Jeff has several videos (blurry, mind you, since he's too busy choking laughing)

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*claps at the speed of,light*

If you have written bad fanfiction clap your hands

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Ben- lets just agree to say sorry at tge same time

Jeff- fine

Ben- 1, 2, 3,

Jeff-

Ben-

Slender- I'm disappointed in both if you.

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Characters and things that they would absolutely say

Jeff

“Mother trucker dude. That hurt like a butt cheek on a stick.”

Jack

“Uh, I’m not finished...... Oh my god, can you let me do what I need to do?”

Jane

“You’ll never get anything done, hoeing like that.”

Masky

“Hoodie, thats gay.”

Hoodie

“Masky, weve been dating for-“

Toby

“I dont care that you broke your elbow.”

Cody

“Honey, youve got a big storm coming.”

Ben

“If youre going to call me Julian, make sure you put king infront of it.”

Dark

“Youre not my dad, ugly ass fucking noodle head.”

Liu/Sully

“Girl, youre thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.”

Helen

“Oh, hi. Thanks for checking in, I’m still a piece of garbage.”

Puppeteer

“Two shots of vodka.” *chugs whole bottle*

Kagekao

“This is your space, this is your area, she cant do that to you....”

Firebrand

“All of the birds died in 1986 due to Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us,”

The Observer

“Can I get a glass of ocean sauce, ooh and make sure to add some of the freezie bois too.”

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A note for a day

I want to kill myself but I will not kill myself each day for each note this gets.

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I saw this movie,too and, half way through it a turned to tv off. I agree,with you @bowtied-pasta . they should be fired.

I know I rarely get this serious, but I am.... fired up, and I basically did it to myself, but Im just. So angry.

Its been like... almost a year since the movie came out, but I just want to say that Netflix should have gotten into some serious legal shit over the Mercy Black movie.

If you havent seen it, I DO NOT RECOMMEND.

This ‘original’ idea that was ‘based off of the Slenderman movie’ almost copies off of the real life events of the stabbing.

They basically went, ‘Slenderman is popular, but it cant have anything to do with these certain topics because of the real life events. So what we’ll do is change the gender, give it a red EJ mask, and there we go.’

I cannot stress this enough. This movie offended me, and I’m not even the victim or a part of the victims family.

I cannot believe that Netflix got away with such an atrocity, and I cannot believe that nobody else has been noticable speaking about it.

The director who filmed it should be fired. The censors who okayed it should be fired.

Yes, it has almost been a year since its release.

No, I dont care if its not up anymore.

I will speak up about it, because it is not okay. I have said it before on other social media, and I will speak up about it now. This blog is big enough that, in my opinion, it will make a bigger splash than on instagram.