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Haha yeah I voice train (hum the tunes of Folie à Duex songs at work)

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He’s so me *gnaws on the bars of my enclosure*

guy whose hotel room missed the delivery area for the nearest domino's by a couple of solar systems. (thank you @jamisonrivv!!)

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i love when ppl draw elias bouchard wearing like anachronistic ass emerald green waistcoats and a monocle in their fanart bc it makes s1 so much funnier to think about. like you know what? yeah actually if i was jonathan sims and my fucking freak of a boss dressed like that and did an evil monologue voice at all times and paid me to read ghost stories in his basement all day, i would also probably be like "yeah this is a deeply unserious job and i am the only normal person here. sick paycheck tho" and then clock the fuck out without ever thinking about those fuckass statements again!! like what are we dunking on him for!! who would chalk that up to anything other than "my weirdass boss has clearly taken his eccentric edwardian magician LARP too far but goddamn if that check doesn't come in every month"

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TRANS TAPE DOESNT NEED TO BE EXPENSIVE!!

Go to your local Tj Maxx or Target and buy “breast tape”. A roll is typically ~$8, it last longer than trans tape and comes off easier. They also are more comfortable to wear while working out or straining muscles. In my experience, water works better than oils to remove it.

The downside is that it tends to have the same skin tones as bandaids- white as fuck. Some locations may sell darker tones, but I live in the Midwest and have mainly seen very pale tape. (If you have any tips on finding more diverse skin tones, please comment them.)

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Getting fatshamed for being a size 10 is so weird, bitch go outside and talk to real people

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Transitioning through all pronoun sets just to end up back in middle school (They/them with a strong desire to become Cecil Gershwin Palmer)

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My feeling is that, like, 98% of the world around me still believes in two mutually exclusive and oppositional genders, including other queer and even other trans people.

Every single day I am subjected to a lot of microaggressions about it, and I don't actually know which of the two mutually exclusive genders people see me as, but it's always one of them.

Some people see me as gender oppressor, some people see me as gender victim (i find neither a particularly useful way to conceptualize another person, but I digress), I'm usually excluded from other people's sexuality regardless, and nobody talks about my actual gender in relation to all this cause in some fashion I must always fall to one or the other mutually exclusive one, either by my agab, whatever genital people speculate I have, or whatever they think is my 'real' gender.

I'm so tired of it.

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The silly thing about being nonbinary is that your family sees you as a girl and then the “supportive people” just see you as a guy

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Walked out of graduation to a cake pop and a cart ❤️

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Me

eiffel tying his hair

for @commsroom

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Packing up my dorm and removing the “Beware of Dog sign from my door- I may have been fighting the furry allegations on the side of the furry allegations

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Having three months of testosterone under my belt= two different nurses assuming I’m in my 20s

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Faggot

@jonah-lyle Wtf bro why would you use she/her for Ross from friends??? I know that you know full well that he is a transmasc demiromantic trysexual. By ignoring their he/they/xe pronouns you are conforming to a limited societal mindset.

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@jonah-lyle Wtf bro why would you use she/her for Ross from friends??? I know that you know full well that he is a transmasc demiromantic trysexual. By ignoring their he/they/xe pronouns you are conforming to a limited societal mindset.

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Started taking my meds and now I’m able to do homework… obviously I learned nothing bc these must just be coincidental

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So it’s like ppl simping over Connor from DBC… I see I see

Camera in my doctor's office that makes me feel weird (I wanna kiss her)

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paul mccartney can only write about four things:

getting pussy

getting high

a woman with depression he just made up out of nowhere and it has nothing to do with him or his internal life.

john lennon