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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Ahsoka: I’ve never actually seen snow
Anakin: Well, I have and you know, I’m not a fan. I mean it’s cold, it’s a pain, it ruins your day.
Anakin: It’s like Obi-Wan, but warmer
Ahsoka: is this because he said no to blowing up that one base?
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Anakin: what’s on your mind, Obi-Wan?
Obi-Wan: murder
Anakin: of who?
Obi-Wan: myself, at this point
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Mace: what was the first thing Obi-Wan said when he woke up?
Anakin: he said ‘where am I, Ahsoka?’
Mace: and why did that upset you?
Anakin: my name is ‘Anakin’
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Obi-Wan: do you want to talk about your emotions?
Anakin: no…
Ahsoka: I do!
Obi-Wan: I know, Ahsoka
Ahsoka: I’m sad!
Obi-Wan: I know, Ahsoka
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Obi-Wan, bleeding out: I’m fine. It’s just a bit of blood that has left my body
Cody, hauling his ass to medbay: more like a bit of blood that’s left in your body
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Anakin: I’m such an idiot
Obi-Wan:
Anakin:
Obi-Wan: if you’re waiting for me disagree, then this is going to be a long night
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Anakin: am I going too far?
Obi-Wan: no, no, you went too far about seven hours ago. Now you’re going to prison
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Qui-Gon: *dies*
Obi-Wan, immediately after:
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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oh my god I thought this sounded familiar,,,
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Ahsoka: hey master
Ahsoka: fuck, marry, kill—
Anakin: Padme
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Tarkin: the clones will be a thing of the past
The Kaminoans:
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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the Kaminoans in TCW: clone be evil but loyal, kill jedi for tyranus
the Kaminoans in TBB: lol let’s fuck some shit up
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Depa: *is on screen*
me: oh shit
Caleb: *appears*
me: oh fuck
me: *remembers the comic*
me: *legally dies*
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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i saw one second of obi-wan and decided to die
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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pa-pa-palpatine, senate’s greatest love machine
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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Dooku: how did you find my hideout?
Obi-Wan: with the combined efforts of the Republic, the Jedi, and our men we were able to successfully track—
Anakin: we put ‘bitch’ into a GPS and it brought us here
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palprotein · 4 years ago
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the Kenobi series except its just the plot of Home Alone but with Obi-Wan on Tatooine
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