pantophobicghost

[pantophobicghost]

I'm a morning person but I'm missing the early riser attitude

[pantophobicghost]

Due to inflation the 5 minute sit on the side of your bed after you wake up has now gone up to 12 minutes. Thank you for your time.

[pantophobicghost]

I need a mandatory day off from school and work after a party type holiday. I can't go right back and act like I'm not struggling to stay awake. I don't have the energy to function properly.

[pantophobicghost]

Here are some comebacks to say to people you don't like.

- I hope you sleep well but don't feel rested

- I hope you can never find the match to your favorite socks

- I hope your clothes don't dry all the way on the first dryer run

- I hope one if the legs on your chair is shorter then the rest

- I hope one of your air pods is louder then the other

- I hope your soda/pop is flat

- I hope the vending machine won't take your dollar

- I hope when you use the vending machine your enack or drink gets stuck

- I hope when you hang up a picture it's slightly off just enough and you can't fix it

- I hope the next movie you wach gets spoiled for you

- I hope when you share a funny meme to a friend they don't find it funny

Let me know if you want more :)

[pantophobicghost]

Y'ALL! I'm so popular that I got the scammer bots following me now. I would like to thank my mother for giving me my trauma humor. I would like to thank my bullies for never believing in me. 😭

(This is a joke)

[pantophobicghost]

So anyway I got accepted into college and I'm applying to a scholarship program now

Why do adults shove college down your throat so much? Like I keep getting told "You'll love it so much" "It's the best years of your life". "You'll regret not going to college." Okay you pay for me to go then! You pay for my tuition, books, dorm, food, everything. You pay for everything then I'll go. Oh it's too expensive? SHUT UP THEN!

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I'll say this once. Practice does not make perfect. Practice makes and builds improvement. So don't feel pressured to have something flawless. As long as you make an effort towards it, it's more than perfect. It's yours.

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Why in superhero movies or tv shows the main character (the hero) and their partner will get in a fight over the hero being a hero. Like it always goes like this.

Hero: I'm sorry I missed your birthday party. I was just busy stopping a radioactive bio weapon virus filled plane from crashing into a nuclear power plant that has 800 metric tons of plasma and an explosive rare ore form space.

Partner: This party was important to me. It's the only one this year that I cared about and wanted you there for. If you cared about me you would've put that on pause and come to the party.

Hero: I told you who I was when this relationship started and you were okay with it. I told you how much of my life being a hero takes up.

Like it's always this and they end up either breaking up or someone dies

[pantophobicghost]

Hey you!

If someone older than you is annoying you then ask for their phone. Say something like "I wanna show you a video you'd like". Go into Facebook or Instagram and simply log out. Then go to YouTube and show them a random cat video. Chances are they don't have their password memorized or written down. They'll just blame the phone and have to make a new account loosing all the history and memories from the old account. When they try to follow everyone on the new account it won't work because people will think it's a scam account and block it.

[pantophobicghost]

Why do adults shove college down your throat so much? Like I keep getting told "You'll love it so much" "It's the best years of your life". "You'll regret not going to college." Okay you pay for me to go then! You pay for my tuition, books, dorm, food, everything. You pay for everything then I'll go. Oh it's too expensive? SHUT UP THEN!

[pantophobicghost]

Does anyone have advice on how to get someone in your family to use your chosen name and stop deadnaming me. I'm a poc person.

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I hope your cheese is an uncomfortable room temperature

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I'm mentally sick but I'm also hella thiccc

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🥺#congratsop

idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!

[pantophobicghost]

Y'all remember the teachers that would make it known to the entire world that your parent or guardian didn't pay for the pizza party. They would say the list of names for people that did pay and would tell everyone else to stand up and line up at the front of the classroom and tell you to go to teacher A's room.

[pantophobicghost]

Kim possible and Batman have the same powers

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The only present I got form my dad was daddy issues ✌️😗🤳