park-ranger-wannabe

[park-ranger-wannabe]

I'm not a scary person

quite the opposite

I'm not the least bit intimidating

or frightening

I'm just nervous

I don't know if you will respond

and as much as I

want it

I can't make you

do it

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a love poem I wrote long ago...

hey don't get the wrong idea

I love the vomit in your mouth

and the blood on your blouse

I really just can't wait to see ya

covered in dirt

saliva all over your shirt

I just want you to rip me apart

anything for us to not depart

please please please tear out my heart

I keep seeing you farther

from where you were

I keep smelling dirty leather

I should of expected the worse to occur.

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TW: BLOOD, BODY HORROR, ASSAULT, DRUGS

I feel the seam on my head

as I open open up skin flesh and bone

revealing the treasure beneath

pulsing,

covered in dew

the pink mound

made up of uncountable neurons.

then there is a familiar burn

as a rough hand touches their smoking -cigarette

to my flesh

I can feel the fire sing to my brain

it whispers

sweet nothings

chemicals rush

through the connections from my brain into my body

I feel pleasure

as my vision flashes

and fades

my ears erupt

with the sound of blood rushing through my veins

I whimper

as the cigarette is dragged

from my Pons

to my Frontal Cortex

and my mind shuts off

eyes go blank

the cigarette is removed

and the pain of it all sets in

I scream

rolling on the ground

wailing crying

the only thing I can think of

to make the pain stop

is do it all over again

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so so cool

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I love this

Pebblet – Tiny elemental, unaligned

A pebblet is occasionally found up to three miles away from recently erupted volcanoes. It is still discussed whether it is an actual creature, some kind of magical object or maybe an egg of a much larger specimen. Some experts even suggest that this strange elemental is in fact one of the many inventions made by the sinister Insitute of Microzoological Alchemy. Warm to the touch but bursting with elemental energy, the pebblet releases blazing hot sparks on impact when flung and an even larger explosion if completely destroyed.

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I made a PC loosely based off of doom guy, he's sad 60 years old and done with everyone's shit

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Can't believe there's not more fans of Not Another D&D Podcast on here when it has shit like "A boy has a duty to his father, but a hero has a duty to the world. I've got an idea of which you are, but you need to decide for yourself." While also having a possum that's a lawyer.

Please I beg of you join me XD

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also seems abit like the spiral from the magnus archives

THE SPIRAL

There are forces at play in the universe. Forces beyond many a person’s understanding, but not beyond yours. Your patron is The Spiral. Its endless curl inwards forever lingers in your mind.

The Spiral is a warlock patron for D&D 5e based on Junji Ito’s Uzumaki. If you like what I do, consider buying me a coffee! Feedback is always much appreciated.

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oh my players are gonna love this

Dark Arts Player’s Companion Monsters Part 1 by Jonoman3000

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SO PRETTTYYYY

i’ve been watching Dimension 20 Fantasy High and listening to Not Another D&D Poscast in the last 6 months. I’ve never know what D&D is until i tipped my toe in these shows and i did not regret anything since then. I draw some fanart since last Decemeber, and yeah, i’m sure no one care about it but I just want to post it up somewhere anyway.