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I haven’t seen every single King Kong iteration but the 2005 one with Jack Black has got to be one of my least favorites. I can over look a lot of things for the sake of plot. An unknown island? Well of course. A giant gorilla who lives? No need to explain. They are trying to film a movie on the island? Alright.

But the way King Kong shakes that blonde lady around? The speed?? The force???? Her arms have been dislocated like 9 times and she would been unconscious oh my lord

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to be honest there has never been a fictional character i’ve actually wanted to date. like. i want them to date each other. i don’t want myself as a person to be involved in this scenario whatsoever. what would i add to this narratively? what’s my thematic purpose in the narrative? immersion breaking. 

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Nothing worse then going through old papers you kept from school and seeing the notes you had passed to girls you liked trying to flirt with them

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YEARS AGO going through spare school supplies I had an abundance of notecards (my beloved) and decided to make what was a rolodex of ships and fandoms I enjoyed so if I were to ever be in a fanfic/fanart slump I could card through the Rolodex to find something that sparked my fancy

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At my towns art fair and I heard Golden being played from somewhere and immediately whipped my head around to find the culprit and it was a 20ft long Wetzels Pretzels truck

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AU where Eddie works at a liquor store and Steve keeps coming in to buy alcohol. With a fake ID. That Eddie made and sold to him.

He keeps refusing to sell but Steve keeps coming back anyways because he likes the flirting. Also because he’s stealing.

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Contemplating buying an ebook while on break at work because I’m so very bored just eating yogurt and looking at instagram

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Michael’s Halloween collection is Draculaura core

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The tags my beloved

“Peer reviewed freak (Jon)” gives me life

A lot of people think that Eddie and Jonathan would be friends and I, personally, don’t.

I think that Jonathan would tolerate Eddie the same way he tolerates Steve (or more closely, the way he tolerates Dustin), and that they would be friendly.

Eddie is pretty extroverted and high-energy. I think that’d be really exhausting for Jonathan so they’re more like, better acquaintances than most but not besties.

Eddie and Argyle would definitely get along thought.

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Steve being obsessed with comic books as a kid (and still as an adult. He’s just more chill about it) but Tommy not being obsessed is sending me.

Imagine your best friend - who you have always felt normal about - loving something that you think is just so unflinchingly lame. But you’re like, okay. Fine. I’ll listen to your Ant-Man rant again. It’s okay.

Then you find out that kids get bullied and beaten up for liking comic books. You tell your best friend this and he says that won’t happen because he’ll fight them off like Batman. Or a ninja.

So, now you’re starting fights with your big brothers so you can practice fighting because your best friend - who are you are completely normal about - is definitely going to get his ass kicked by bullies one day and you’ll have to stop it.

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Eddie coming out to Steve and Robin doesn't go exactly as he had expected it to go. He didn't know what he expected, but it was definitely not Steve going,

"Yeah, I know."

"You... know."

"Yeah man, you returned youngblood paused at 14:20, only people who like dicks and butts do that. It's almost at the start of the movie too, and I know you don't like hockey."

"I could have rented it for my uncle!"

Steve doesn't say anything.

"Do you always pay that much attention to where people pause their moves or are you stalking me specifically?"

Steve shrugs, "working gets boring, and it was important information about you specifically."

"why"

"I wanted to check if you would consider dating me, like I did with Vicky for Robin."

Eddie is grateful for Robin's gasp because he can't react to those words himself. This whole conversation had him completely out of the loop and now Steve wants to date him???

"You never told me you liked Eddie!" Robin exclaims. At least someone is as lost in this conversation as him.

"I did tell you," Steve answers matter of factly.

"When?"

"When I said 'those metallica guys are hot' and you said 'ew, they look like Eddie' and I said 'yeah'" Steve throws his hand up, like that's obvious.

"That's not saying anything!"

"Well, you said that you were jealous Tommy Thomson was looking at me and I got it from there, I thought this was the same."

Robin opens her mouth, closes it, embarrassed.

"Can we go back to you wanting to date me?" Eddie asks.

"Sure, now that it's out, do you want to come to mine tomorrow? If we count this as our first date we can make out tomorrow."

"That's not how that works," Robin says.

"It is now," Eddie says almost in a groan.

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One of the first times reading fan fic about real people as like themselves was reading phan fics and I almost immediately forgot if was a fic and was genuinely thinking it was a memoir about them and was GOBSMACKED about them running away and being part of a gang

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You know your work is full of gay people when the “seasonally decorated” breakroom gets rainbow everything for the summer

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I am in a *every post I see should get a little kiss on the forehead* kind of mood

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jean having both magnitude ten haterism and also loverboy instincts is very dear to me what do you mean his favourite colour is brown like the gaze that sought him out in every room but he’ll turn around and call someone a tedious malcontent

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My new Steve book mark 💗