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He might be the funniest character ever written

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theres an extremely subtle tragedy going on beneath the obvious tragedy during the whole “amber dies” arc

i remember watching wilson curled up next to her during her final moments, getting really emotional and all that when i suddenly realized

“wait, wheres her family?”

she is literally DYING. if her parents or siblings or whoever else couldnt arrive on time due to travel, youd think there’d be some mention of that. but no. seemingly, she doesnt even think about them—theyre just not a factor at all.

it makes you realize how alone she’s been. she only really has wilson. the others she met during the survivor-style job “interview” barely saw her as a friend.

also makes you wonder what the hell did her parents do for them to be so Out of her life, theyre not even mentioned on her deathbed.

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House M.D. | 2x06 Spin

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HOUSE M.D. 6.05 • Instant Karma

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i think he just wanted so bad to get away from his family he was willing to go to the usa lmao

robert chase as a concept is really interesting to me as an australian because like,,, surely youre not going to the US after your australian medical school ? surely youre not like 'oh we have an awesome healthcare system let me go somewhere that fucking hates the people it serves' like ???

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I stand by my canceled wife (complex fictional female character who is treated like shit by the fandom)

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dear house md fanartists,

DRAW THAT MAN OLD. He is NOT a twink. he is GRAYING and WRINKLY and dare i say A little UGLY and that ADDS to his CHARM. do NOT give him beautiful brown locks. you are taking away his exhausted aura. do not do that. on the topic of his HUSBAND do NOT try to fool me. if i see a beautiful young man i appreciate it but that’s not mine. sorry. he’s AGING and his hairline RECEDES and he’s gorgeous. unless you are drawing season 1 or 2 wilson. then its okay. otherwise. enough. if i see two beautiful brown haired young men on my feed that’s great. but those are NOT my guys.

from your beloved, lots of hugs and kisses

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i love how every in hospital-office huddy interaction is house going like. hey mom can i pleeeaaase temporarily bifurcate the patient to see what they look like on the inside? and she goes no house, use an xray machine like a normal doctor. so he responds ill hold my breath until you say yes!!!! and pulls a weird face while cuddy stares at him the same way she looks at her toddler daughter when she cries about wanting ice cream for dinner before eventually saying fine. ill let you bifurcate the TOP HALF of his torso. but nothing else. and if any blood gets on the floor then you have to mop it up yourself. and he goes yippee yay! in the most sarcastic tone imaginable, makes an obscene gesture with his cane and walks away

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house md + tumblr posts

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Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.

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greg house stays in the closet so he can say faggot and have people get offended by it

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Do You Ever Think About Life at PPTH After House and Wilson Ride Off into the Sunset?

Foreman continues on as Dean of Medicine, makes Chase the Head of Diagnostics. The hospital gets a new Head of Oncology.

Chase gets fellows of his own, who ask him what it was like working for Dr. Greg House. He argues with Foreman over medical treatments and diagnoses. Every time the need an oncology consult things just don’t feel right.

Sometimes Chase goes into Foreman’s office when cases are particularly hard and says he doesn’t think he can solve it without House. He almost always does.

Time goes by. Ten years, twenty. There are few left at PPTH who remember House and Wilson. The fellows no longer ask what working for House was like because few have heard of him. “Everybody lies” becomes known as Dr. Chase’s catchphrase. He and Foreman don’t correct people anymore.

But a couple times a year, late at night, Chase and Foreman will sit on the balcony that connects Chase’s office to the Head of Oncology’s office. They drink scotch and smoke cigars and reminisce about “the good old days.” They can’t believe they call them that.

Foreman has long believed House faked his death, he had to have left that ID card for him for a reason, right? Chase was never sure what he believed, but even if it was true it was two decades ago. Wilson only had five months, and House wouldn’t have lasted long without him. They are both long gone now.

But after a few drinks, both Chase and Foreman find that if they sit quietly on that balcony and close their eyes, they can almost hear House and Wilson in their respective offices. For a brief moment it’s almost thirty years earlier, and House and Wilson will soon emerge from and discuss dinner or patients or whatever else those two best friends spoke about.

Like ghosts, a part of House and Wilson will never leave PPTH.

At least for as long as Eric Foreman and Robert Chase remain.

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but you’ve got my eyes

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house mocking, chase laughing, foreman side eye, cameron resigned

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house md & onion headlines

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the fact that,, the fact that there's multiple episodes in house that focus again and again on how every parent messes up their kids

and then there's 8x11. where. house goes out of his way to apologize to chase. maybe one of the only genuine apologies we get to see from him. and chase, who for years (!!) tried to do everything. to gain house's approval. does not make the effort to accept it

and in that moment it is so clear, i think, that house messed him up so bad. he raised him into a tiny version of himself and,, the moment he actually recognizes chase as someone worthy of empathy, it's already too late,, because chase stopped waiting for that sense of approval