#dr cameron

[malpracticinghomosexual]

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[anglioby]

im sorry the cunty australian doctor did WHAT to the totalitarian dictator?

[marthammasters]

May yr new year have more malpractice and homoeroticism than ever 🍾🫂

[spiderpunkist]

pov ur about to become a victim of medical malpractice

[fr3sh-c0rn]

ive been seeing people do this (it's amazing) and I want to join in. Here is house md reimagined in 2024

the team makes constant h2o (the TV show) jokes to chase. (Ohrrrr naurrrr)

house is canonically bi. And hilson. (It's not a want it's a need)

House and Wilson go see the barbie movie at some point in time. They have a great time. I am also pretty sure Wilson would like mean girls, so he would probably go see the new one and drag house along too

ive seen this somewhere but house totally makes a blue hair and pronouns joke at least once

chase makes vine references at the most inappropriate times

House changed Wilson's ringtone to Gimme More ft. CupcakKe to mess with the team but it becomes permanent because he thinks it's the funniest thing in the world. They are mid heated discussion about what the patient may have and then Wilson calls. Wonderful comedic timing.

House knows meme songs on the piano

Cameron is the only one without a tiktok because tiktok has too much drama or something or other

House plays animal crossing for the sole purpose of hitting the villagers with a net

They get to say fuck

[willowpelt]

if they’d had the balls to make Dr Cameron a lesbian like god intended, she wouldve loved Thirteen

Cameron sees a beautiful person destined to die tragically young and says “is anyone else going to fall in love with that?” and does NOT wait for an answer

[notanormalenjoyer]

if you recognize this location you deserve financial compensation, and therapy

oh and you're also gay

[housethemd]

House MD + Text Posts (6/??)

[the-girl-wh0-cries-w0lf]

need a fic where james and y/n ask house to be their baby’s uncle/godfather…

yes, yes, yes, yes. and one more time, yes.

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Uncle House

description - y/n asks House to be her baby's godfather. An unusual decision to say the least.

a/n - James, y/n, and House are the definition of that 'you, me and steve' TikTok

Masterlist

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"Let's just do it today and get it over with." Y/n perched on the arm of James' chair as he vigorously penned documents so he didn't have to answer her. She stroked over her 6 month bump, absentmindedly. And as she spoke he found his hand joining hers.

"Maybe, we wait and have the baby tell him."

"Nope come on, we're doing it now. He hasn't got a case buttt he's still on the high of finishing the last one. His heart is ready and open for us."

"Did you mean to make that sound sexual?"

She grasped his hand and pulled him up to drag him down the corridor.

"Come on, you coward!"

'Is this the pregnancy hormones or were you always this mean?"

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"Sorry?"

James and y/n sat together on the armchair on House's, facing him.

There was a notable silence. Y/n was sat forward smiling eagerly awaiting his answer, whereas James was wishing he could crawl the words back into his throat.

"So, what do you say?" Y/n's smile unnerved House.

"Let me get this straight. In the event of your deaths, I would get custody of your child. Me?"

"I'll admit the decision is an unusual one and I am still trying to understand it myself. But, it's what y/n wants." James delivered a soft kiss to her forehead.

"So I would get your baby?"

"Yes."

"To take care of?"

"Yes."

"To protect from harm?"

"Yes.

"And I'd be able to mould them to believe what I want and teach them my ways and they could be my little prodigy."

"Well--" They both faltered at this and looked at each other. Both suddenly worried about this decision.

"Too late! No take backs!" He suddenly lunged forward and cradled y/n's bump.

"Did you hear that? You're gonna be just like your uncle House!"

House lay his head on her bump with his eyes closed, stroking her bump contentedly. Both James and y/n had pulled back from the unique situation. Seeing as House barely enjoyed touching anyone but his hookers, this was a sight to see.

"Oh my god!" y/n whisper-shouted.

"I know," James answered.

"This is exactly what I hoped for." She finished as she bent down to join in the three-way hug between her, house and her baby.

James was confused by her response. Rather than bring up how unnerving he found the scene, he chose to sit back and wait for his best friend to stop fondling his wife's pregnant belly.

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[barryroyco]

ever think about how massive the medical bills must be in house. they probably look like old school cvs receipts. you could buy a house easier than you could pay for all the tests house puts people through.

[madebyteenagefury]

first time making a gif, the throw of his shoulder he does idk man demons possessed me and here we are

House; s3 e9 "finding judas"

[marthammasters]

my dishevelled pretty princess <3

[spiderpunkist]

him always looking for house’s approval because his dad was never there ohhhhh he’s just like me fr

[anonymousonlyplease]

Look at how he looks at his kids. This signature combination of fatherly consideration, disappointment and "God they're adorable".

As a side note - Foreman is the eldest, arguing with Cameron, who is the middle child. And Chase is the moronic youngest sibling who's just standing there like "WHaT wE TaLkiNG 'BoUt aGaiN??"

[fr3sh-c0rn]

2024 house md 2: electric boogaloo

Over Halloween or just in the fall, the ducklings go to a corn maze because one of their patients were in a corn maze before they were went to the hospital. House joins for no reason, and throws corn at people over the maze walls.

Foreman is secretly active on Reddit and makes posts about how terrible his boss is.

House has done a live twitch stream diagnosing his patients at least once

While a patient is having a lung collapse or a seizure or something, chase's grindr notification goes off. He never lives it down.

Wilson is very active on the musical side of Tumblr. Nobody knows this whatsoever, but Cameron follows him, not knowing its him

House had some flavor of gay patient with a mother/father that's homophobic. House chews them the fuck out because their child is dying and is making a big deal of something that doesn't matter at the moment.

For Easter, house hides real, raw eggs everywhere, including his office, Wilson and cuddy's office, several bathrooms, the lab, etc. they still find eggs (though now very disgusting) here and there weeks after.

Cameron unironically wears Crocs

house is canonically autistic, and is stated explicitly so at least once

House plays cookie clicker on the computer on his desk. ("what are you doing" "I'm putting those grandmas to WORK")

[pleading-the5th]

HE’S SO PRETTY💕💕💕💕💕💕

LOOK AT THOSE DIMPLES 💞💞