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—When you see that the dumbest, dullest, ugliest, most cheating and violent guy is in a relationship, you start thinking that maybe the highest form of self-improvement is being single.

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—I think I'll go to the store. I need a couple groceries...

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—Heroism is still being functional with a broken heart, a troubled mind and empty pockets…

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—We’re older now, let’s do this like civilized people —Ok, this time we shake hands before smacking each other.

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—I think I’m ready to end therapy! —Are you? So what’s the reason for that change? —I just found out about the antidepressant properties of getting a job.

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*When the spell is broken* Joe was a young manager, well respected and feared, until a restructure took away his charm. —While he was the boss: “I don’t pay you to do nothing” —Unemployed: “Any job available? I’ll do whatever I’m paid for.”

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—What do you say we take our gloves off. —You’re carrying a huge backpack. What do you got in there? —Trauma from previous relationships, and you? —Same.

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—I also confess, father, that I have sinned while… —I’m sorry, young lady. Your time is up. You must subscribe to premium for more confessions.

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—Fun fact: the only one who knows the brand and price of your clothes, if they’re new or thrifted is you. To everyone else you’re just dressed.

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—They say foolish people are always laughing… but serious people don’t look very smart either.

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—Here, on behalf of all the passengers I give you these so you can spare us the misery of that infernal noise.

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🎥 How do 45 minutes of work translate into 30 seconds of time-lapse.✌🏼 Check out my instagram for more drawings: @perezfecto

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So here's my cover art for "Rompecabezas", new album by mexican band Paté de Fuá, soon to be released. Stay tuned and follow their page for more info.

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—I have a problem: what I like about you is everything you call your flaws.

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—If I ever fall in love again it won't be at first sight. I've seen enough already, now I need some guarantee. My heart is still there but it’s beating slower, taking its time and that's ok. The more time flies, the more time I have.

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—LIFEGUARD’S ADVICE: 1) Don’t try to save everyone. Some people prefer to drown. 2) Before risking your life ask yourself who would do the same for you. 3) It’s ok to help someone drowning as long as you don’t end up sinking with them.