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lily : to be frank i-

frank : i'm frank

lily : guys, i'm being serious right now

sirius : but i'm sirius

lily : oh my god....

james : no need to call me that you know, james is just fine

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McGonnagall: You’re violating the dress code

Sirius: How could I be violating the dress code?!

Sirius: I’m not wearing a tank top or crop top, my skirt is long enough and I have shorts underneath!

Sirius: It’s because mY kNeE cApS aRe dIsTrAcTinG isn’t it?!

McGonnagall: No mister Black, it’s because your hoodie says fuck.

Sirius: oh yeah that sorry-

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Lupin’s first transformation

Young Remus not understanding why his parents locked him into a small room that he’d never seen before.

Not understanding the way they said goodbye like it was so final.

Not understanding why he had been ill for the last few days.

Not understanding his sudden unexplained fear of the moon.

Not understanding why he was allowed out of the house very little recently.

Not understanding anything until he felt a sharp pain in his back. Then he knew his life would never be the same agIan.

This makes me so depressed

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This is so fucking important

i never talk about these things but i can’t remain silent.

i know tumblr doesn’t give a SHIT when things happen in countries outside the “most popular ones” (such as the usa & england). it’s true, don’t lie to me. y’all don’t give A FUCK. not every issue and problem in said countries gets the appropriate exposure but in general shit shows up on the news WORLD FREAKING  WIDE. you set up donations, you help out, your spread the word, you say “pray for x”……

southern europe is burning. 

my country is burning.

people are dying - at home, on the road, trying to run away, in their cars.

yesterday my country had 300 active fires.

people are losing EVERYTHING they own.

i have a friend that is on a train right now passing through places that have been burnt to the ground and she says the smoke is so intense it’s getting inside the train and she can barely breathe.

and yet, even though several people (myself included) have been trying to bring awareness to what has been happening in southern europe… what we get from most of you, those not part of the countries suffering, is silence. we don’t ask for money, we don’t ask for shit other than a reblog to spread awareness… something you can delete in 24/48hrs if you wish. 

i don’t know what to tell you. i’m angry. i’m frustrated. i’m disappointed. i feel like i’m screaming into the void. “a reblog does nothing” - you know that’s a damn lie, you know exposure always helps, you know people start paying attention when posts on social media become popular. my country in particular is a small one, we get ZERO exposure. y’all are only starting to figure out we even fucking exist bc of the shit we’ve been winning lately. 

but hell, if the EU doesn’t give a shit, why should some user on tumblr dot com?

again, i don’t know what to tell you so i’ll let the images speak for themselves: 

An image captured by a Nasa satellite shows a thick plume of smoke blowing southward from the Greek island of Chios over the island of Crete

Torneros de Jamuz, Spain

Duca, Croatia

A helicopter from Italy’s civil protection service drops water on a fire near the railway between Venice and Trieste

Residents take refuge on the beach as a wildfire burns on the mountain next to the village of Lithi, on the Greek island of Chios

Men gather cattle during a forest fire in Vieira de Leiria, Marinha Grande, Portugal.

Charred trees are seen on the hills above the Cloister of Thivaidas on Mount Athos, a World Heritage Site in Greece

Portugal

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:(((

After Fred died, everyone was, of course, heartbroken. And, obviously, George was most.

For the first time in his life he was alone. This was something that he had never experienced before. No matter where he was, Fred was with him, they did everything together.

They said their first word together.

They learnt to tie their laces together.

They were sorted into the same house together.

They were in all the same classes together.

They took (and passed) the same OWLs - with only five points difference on their results together.

They were always in detention together.

They always shared a room together.

They started a business together.

TOGETHER. Always together.

But one night George was thinking about all this, and he realised that that hadn’t changed. No matter where he went he would always have Fred with him. In his heart.

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This totally happened

James - Umm... Lily?

Lily - What?

James - Umm....

Lily - JAMES WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!

James - Umm... well... I may have wrapped Harry up in my Invisibility Cloak while he slept....

Lily - F**K U JAMES IF WE NEVER FIND MY BABY YOU’RE DEAD!

They spend hours ransacking the house fro him. They get everyone to help. After hours and hours Lily is in hysterics.

Lily - F**K U JAMES I BET SEV WOULDN’T HAVE LOST MY BABY!

*James sits down in an armchair*

*A baby screams*

James - I think I found him.

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I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

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PSA

if you reblog my works, i love you so much. i love you so so much. the tumblr algorithm means that sometimes, posts don’t show up in tags. not only that, but more people are inclined to see/read a writer’s work if you reblog it. if you have 1 follower, or 100 or 1000, i do not care. reblogs mean the absolute world to authors on this platform and i just wish i could hug everyone who hits that button. we work so hard on writing and it takes literally one second to reblog. that is all.

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some random transfiguration lesson in the marauders era probably

McGonagall - Who can tell me the difference between a werewolf and an animagus?

Sirius - Animagi have better hair.

Remus - That may be true, but werewolves are taller.

James - Animagi have sexier abs.

Remus - Werewolves are smarter.

Sirius - Animagi have better ideas.

Remus - Animagi can’t nail their crush.

*James scowls at him*

Mcgonagall - I have no idea where this is going.

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george weasley spent his whole life wondering what it meant to be one

to be a single name called out from across the room, an independent being not defined by another boy with an identical face and mirrored grin

he got jealous, of course, as any twin brother would. frustrated by the feeling of obscurity, of invisibility that came with being part of a matching set. he was never an individual, they were always a pair, ‘george’ rarely uttered without the presence of the other. always three syllables, two names bridged by ‘and’

sometimes a name wasn’t mentioned at all. they were similar in so many ways, why specify between the two? the mischievous twins, the clever twins, the twin trouble makers- to many, that’s who george was.

and in the ways they differed, individuality was still a distant dream, as where differences exist comparisons can be drawn. george, the quieter twin. george, the gentler twin. george, the more responsible twin.

he found himself wanting to be just george. quiet george, gentle george, responsible george. but, as he saw it, he was cursed to a fate of correspondence

but soon enough he saw that correspondence was far from the worst fate he’d face.

years after the war, years after that day that everything changed, george found his mind finishing people’s sentences. filling in the gaps he’d resented in childhood, the words following ‘and’ that he’d felt diluted his identity

‘george is rather quiet’ and fred is rather loud. ‘george is so gentle’ and fred is so boisterous. ‘george can be very responsible’ and fred can be very reckless. things no one said anymore, comparisons no one drew, for there was no one to draw them to

when someone needed his attention, they called a single name. when someone described him, he was not defined by anyone else. there was no other boy with an identical face and mirrored grin.

george weasley spent most of his life wondering what it meant to be one

and he spent the rest of it wishing he’d never found out.

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Why Snape hated Harry

Severus Snape watching everyone feel sorry for Harry Potter, his dead parents, his Godfather in hiding, and everything else in his life that wasn't perfect.

It enraged him because nobody felt sorry for him. He had lost his love, his only love. And if that wasn’t enough, he lost it to a man he knew he owed his life to.

Nobody understood what Severus Snape had been through until he died.

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Why professor Trelawney isn’t as dumb as people say

In Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (which is totally the best book) Professor Trelawney comes down from the attic for Christmas lunch. But she refuses to sit down because she would make 13, and the first to rise from a table of 13 will die. People thought she was just being her usual superstitious self but...

Ron had Scabbers in his pocket. And Scabbers is actually a person. So that makes 13 before Trelawney even sat down.

And Dumbledore stood up to greet her.

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Harry x Draco

Hermione - YOU! YOU FOUL, LOATHSOME, EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!

*slaps draco*

Harry - F**K YOU HERMIONE DON‘T TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!

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making the marauders map

Sirius - I’m bored

James - Same

Remus - Don’t do anything stupid

Peter - ...

*Pause*

James - I know! Let’s make a magical map of Hogwarts that tells you where everyone is and what they’re doing, even if they’re using a polyjuice potion or an invisibility cloak!

Remus - This is a bad idea...

James and Sirius - Oh shut up.

Peter - ...

Sirius - Also we’ll have to use code names so that nobody knows who we are

James - And make a password to get into the map

*They spend ages making a map that is way above NEWT level and that only Hermione or Dumbledore would actually be able to make so it’s totally unrealistic but then i guess the whole of Harry Potter is a bit far-fetched anyway*

James - Done!

Sirius - We made it so that it can see people under invisibility cloaks, which even Death Himslef can’t do.

Remus - Clever... but still a bad idea

Peter...

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“What Harry found most unusual about life at Ron’s, however, was not the talking mirror or the clanking ghoul; it was that everybody there seemed to like him.”

This is such a sad sentence. I mean, all of us have felt like the whole world is against us, like nobody loves us, but never to the extent that Harry feels it. He is treated like dirt for 11 years of his life. He is treated like he doesn’t even exist.

It’s just so sad that what overwhelms him most is the fact that people think he is worthy of a life. :(((

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harry: hey whats that weird hissing sound?

dumbledore: oh thats just the murder snake we keep in the basement

harry:

harry: the wHAT—