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I keep seeing stuff about the British heat wave and that they keep saying its like 26 degrees and I dont know Celsius because im hopelessly american so I googled it and its fucking 78F

Babygirl. That is the low where I live rn. I mean, I get it partially because I hate the heat but its not even the humidity because the index says I got a good 20-30% on yall too.

Its genuinely baffling that 78 is like devastating over there. The high where I live today is gonna be 98F, so 36 Celsius. Today is a good bit cooler than yesterday too.

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Gale: *takes a deep breath*

The companions: Oh gods. Here we go again

Tav: *sighs dreamily and grabs the popcorn*

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i love this website i just feel at home here you know

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All of my recent hair cuts have been with craft scissors and my brother's hair clippers without a mirror because of this

I wish it was legal to speak up if you’re getting haircut and they’re doing something you don’t want them to. Sadly it is punishable by death

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due to inflation you must answer my riddles five

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religious killer: i can hear God speaking to me, to kill the demons that live in this world with my gun of justice

atheist killer: I kill only because of my own moral code. Whether it's for money so I can survive, or self-defense against a threat, I am the one who chooses when I kill.

agnostic killer: nobody really knows why I shoot people

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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has this been done yet?

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I asked the one thats fully on my legs if I could get up and she literally took a deep breath in while looking me in the eye so she could dramatically scream at me

I swear to god cats can read minds and they only use it to fuck with you because tell me why I have 2 of my not very cuddly cats curled up on my legs exactly 5 minutes before I get up to take a shower

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I swear to god cats can read minds and they only use it to fuck with you because tell me why I have 2 of my not very cuddly cats curled up on my legs exactly 5 minutes before I get up to take a shower

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When we were younger, my brother just assumed that everyone was as horrifically durable as him. Which is a weird sentence, but for context he had a undiagnosed hypermobility disorder and he ended up with the 'im built like a human shock absorber' version.

Thing is.. I was (and am) nowhere near as tough as him. I have super thin skin due to extremely severe eczema (it's just my skin barrier straight up failing across most of my body), so I was often sick or had some sort of infection near my hotspots. Basically, a small scratch would generally take at least twice as long for me to heal.

Until we were like 8 and 12, he just never considered the same action could severely hurt me when it barely scratched him. However, once he realized that he returned to the protective older brother stereotype that he was when I was born and started being overly gentle as often as he could. Like dude overcorrected hard. But that's also why I trust him so much now. So far since I got a bad sunburn on my shoulders hes helped me put my hair up like 5 times and he's been trying to distract me whenever it started to hurt too bad for me to sleep. It's almost healed now, mainly just the extra stubborn bits that I peeled off too early in my sleep.

Anyways, long story short because i realized ive been rambling, my brother used duct tape to put a burn pad on my shoulder for me.

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girls love the overgrown megastructure. girls want to live in the overgrown megastructure. girls want to build communities and societies in the overgrown megastructure

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magic missile never misses 😗

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Contamination anxiety is so fucking dumb because explain how this oatmeal that i made from scratch using oats that were in a BRAND NEW and SEALED container somehow spoiled before they reached my mouth.

Bowl, water, microwave, mouth. Less than 10 minutes out of the container and yet my brain has decided the oats in my bowl are spoiled and bad and completely inedible.

Now my brain is wandering while basically going "oh hotdogs your mom bought last night? Yeah no those too. Something frozen? No what if the freezer secretly turned off just long enough that the food in there is now Bad and Evil. Something from the cabinet? It's lying about being shelf stable. Oh! Actually it's bugs. There's bugs in there! Just so you know.. bugs... in the fridge stuff too. Yeah."