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"WE ALL OUTTA ORB!"

The suspiciously orb shaped woman:

I'm so silly sitting down like, Im an orb. I'm so volumetric in this chair

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HORROR IDEA

You're in a room (say a classroom or a workplace or a bright lit place where you go every day or even a dark place) and you need to follow your status quo or else the people's eyes start to void out and their heads slowly creak toward you. Like you talk to someone new and everyone in the room loses humanity with black dripping eyes and an empty void mouth. The longer you don't compensate for your diversion from the status quo, the louder the croaking or groaning noises they make get and the more intense the void is. Eventually they stand up and approach until they reach you and force feed you void liquid from their hand or their mouth or something. No this isn't going to be fetish on main this is actually relevant. As you feel your innards flood and clog you slowly feel if your blood is urging itself to escape your body. The blood vessels expand intensely and your blood pressure rises. Eventually it all gets pushed out by void fluid. You retain the memories from your time as you, but they're another's memories now. You forever live clouded and bursting with void inside you. Idk

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Life is realizing that cigarettes, weed, ballsmell, and abundant dogshit are not good smells to be nostalgic about

I think some aspects of my life have been weird lmao

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You're listening to

[ kitty mrrp mrow sounds ]

Cat FM

[ "pspspspspsps" ]

Greatest Headpats in the Valley

[ cartoon-cat yell sound ]

Sit on your keyboard, make biscuits, and enjoy this upcoming hit

[ Radioactive - Imagine Dragons begins playing ]

(Inspired by caitlikescoffee's puppydog radio lmao)

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Average unhinged Tumblrsondy post

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I'd like to think that every night I cut myself, my arm goes through mitosis with lego star wars building noises. Like, I pass out, and you hear "ccckckckkllckclclclclclclckckckckckckcllcckckclclckckclclclclclckckckckxklxckkczlxlkckckcck" and then one week later when my scab picking ass finds a completely healed cut I hear "phhwwoooeeeeeeezzzshh" and the lego build is finally complete

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"Yeah I listen to Weezer!"

Have sex

"Hah, yeah I listen to Weezer!"

Realize I'm wrong and actually haven't listened to Weezer much if at all in like a year

Guys it's a real thing I swear.

My Weezer privileges have been stripped from me under my nose.

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If

You stick your finger in your ass far enough via reaching in front of you, you can kind of hold your ass like a bowling ball.

Now, if I'm considered round due to my size, could I be loosely considered a ball?

Now you need a ball in order to bowl, and it needs to be able to be held like a bowling ball. I

Now if this is the case, could I walk into a bowling alley with a finger in my ass, jump forward into a lane, curl into a ball, and bowl myself and get a strike?

Think, Joe Biden. Think

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Ya girl had unreciprocated feelings

I don't know what to do of feel

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Help god I think it's my turn to feel fucking feelings for this man. God dammit. He held my head in his arms in the dead of night in his car.

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P-2 goes wild

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Hoe lee fuck

I tried parting my hair in the middle and tucking the front chunks behind my ear. It solved 2 of my problems (I fucked 2 pumpkins with one transfem (2 birds 1 stone)). The bony part of my forehead sticks out like a sore fucking thumb and my hair gets unevenly distributed, hiding my pretty little (not actually very little) round face. I am becoming a transfem stereotype with brown split hair, cat ears, and the fucking IKEA sharks 💀

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"It's heavy, huh"

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Top Ten Practical Jokes!

Number 10: Hide your friend's car keys!

Number 9: Swap the Salt and Pepper shakers! That'll surely get 'em!

Number 8: Have sex with your homies!

Number 7: girlpreggers

Number 6: have no access to abortion, you live south

Number 5: have no way out of this fate, feel hopeless. Notice every day pass by. Decide to name your child "Majora's Mask Moon" because of the impending doom.

Number 4: Tell your friend he's the father. Grab him another beer for he does not seem to notice.

Number 3: Have a miscarriage after learning the baby is a boy. Tell your friend that you had a miscarriage.

Number 2: Have your friend, with the most unempathetic look in his eye, say "uhh, he's a boy, shouldn't he be named MISTER Carriage?." You, along with the now deceased unborn, are going to rot away until god knows what medical condition from your attempts of freeing yourself from the child consumes you next. Your friend walks out of the 4 loss comic panels, out of the hospital doors, and out of your now shortened life.

Number 1: Whoopie cushion prank! :D

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> Meow at tgirl

> She mrrps back

> We are friends