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always so fun when dick comes home

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Damian: Father

Bruce, working on a case: I'm busy go ask Dick

Damian: Richard I-

Dick trying to pull Tim out of a cupboard: Sorry, can't right now, go ask your Father

Damian: But he's the one that told me to ask you!

Dick now trying to pry a jar of cookies out of Tim's grubby little hands: Go ask Jason then

Damian: *angry grumbling*

Dick and Bruce standing in front of a burning building: why.

Damian: Todd said it was okay

Jason: Hehe yeah i did

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My babies

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i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

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Friend group chats are fun. Today one of my friends, who keeps pet crayfish, found babies in a tank that was supposed to be a males only. No choice but to empty out the whole tank to fish out the babies of unknowable origins. But lo and behold, there was a culprit: one teeny tiny little female had somehow escaped containment, evidently specifically going out of her way to break into this all male tank to get railed by like 15 males twice her size. Possibly completely different breed, too. Monsterfucker supreme.

So for a good solid hour or so, the whole group chat was focused on. slutshaming this one specific little crustacean. With like 300 babies.

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Headcannon that Batfamily game nights consist of average board games and violence. Like it’s fully expected that you’ll get punched in the face if you beat Tim at scrabble. Cass will choke you out if you knock off her boat in Battleship. Jason will shoot your deck of cards if you tell him to go-fish.

Fortunately family game night is considered to be part of training so Bruce is (usually) supervising to make sure no one gets killed and Alfred won’t kick them out of the Manor so long as they clean up the blood afterwards. And the experience can come in handy.

A random goon getting their ass kicked by Nightwing: How the fuck did you learn how to do this?

Dick, fresh from family game night, sporting eighty bruises, two stab wounds, and a broken wrist: I cheated at Uno.

Good: ???

Dick: Robin is unforgiving.

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My collection of babies

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Nightwing aesthetic wallpaper

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If I like a headcaonnon enough, then I'll adopt it as my own. One of these headcannons is that the Bats act less human than they really are.

They are human! It's just that adopting mannerisms of the actual animals helps them keep their civilian identities away from their vigilante ones. And it's not much, not really.

It started with Dick. Kids have a tendency to stare at things the younger they are. Eight year old Dick Grayson thought that staring at the crooks and tilting his head was perfect for catching people off-guard. He found that cackling added to the effect, and he really did find it funny how these adults with scars and tattoos and such would scream like little girls and stumble right to Bruce. Dick managed to perfect this so that he acts like a real bird while in his suit, flying through the sky and being a blur of color that cackled at thugs pain.

Head tilts just a little too bird-like. Whistles and chirps to call out to Bruce without anyone knowing what was being said. A call sign for checking in as Dick got older and started to patrol areas on his own.

Bruce saw the usefulness in Dick chirping like a bird. He worked with Dick to create a language based on bat and bird sounds, and it's a small portion of why they work so well together.

Jason picked up on it. The head tilts, the chirps and whistles that Bruce made sure were distinctly different from Dick's calls. A way to tell which of his chaotic little shits he was calling out to.

Babs also picked up on it. She wasn't one of Bruce's kids, but she learned to be more bat-like and how to call out to the others, just in case.

Each bat kid has their own call, their own bird. Cass chose to use the sounds of a young bat calling to it's parent or others around it. Most of the Robin's have sounds that are similar yet different.

There's one thing that's true through Gotham. The sound of Batman's kids laughing echoing through the streets like some disembodied voice from a horror movie isn't something to be scared of. Their laughter said that they were in good moods.

It was the chirps, the narrow eyed, birdish head tilts, the sound of birds in the dark of night, that you had to look out for.

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other colors

Tim: you ever think about what shrimp colors look like? Kon: yeah Bart: What? Tim: Shrimp colors. Bart: Those got debunked. I can tell you about bee colors though Cassie: bee colors? Bart: yeah I can see bee colors Kon: Tim: Cassie: Bart: Tim: you what

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Dick: Tim's been asking about bee colors. he's concerning me. what the hell does he mean Wally: oh it's a speedster thing. We can move our eyes to see outside the visible light spectrum. Bees can see ultraviolet light, so sometimes we end up seeing into that range instead of the ordinary one Dick: ....that's so cool

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Tim: That's so not fair how come they can see those colors just cause they're fast Jason: if you want to get superspeed run it by bruce first Duke: what's going on Tim: all of the speedsters can see bee colors. Duke: Oh like ultraviolet? Can they do infrared like snakes? Dick: wait Tim: you... can you see bee colors Duke: i literally manipulate light

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I feel like when Tim is annoyed at any of the others, he'll make it his personal mission to hunt them down during patrols to take sneaky photos of them, like when he was younger with Batman & Robin, and take really dumb photos of them:

His twitter being his personal release:

@ RealRedRobin: Nightwing eating shit:

@ RealRedRobin: Batman talking to his only friends:

@ RealRedRobin: Nightwing and co. eating shit pt. 2:

@ RealRedRobin: Robin!Damian eating shit:

@ RealRedRobin: Redhood being a fucking dumbass:

@ RealRedRobin: RedHood swan-diving to his second death:

And then his Tim D. Wayne twitter/Tumblr reblogs his.

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out of curiosity,, how would people feel of i made a discord community server for like,, art, fics, general chatting and stuff?? would that be anything anyone is interested in?? it would probably only be 18+ but just out of general curiosity

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I'm just thinking about the chaos that can ensue due to Damian's years of tutoring clashing with the usual American schooling system from the other bats. Not from the material though, from the culture.

Like all the other bat children have gone through at least a few years of American High School: Dick after Bruce takes him in, Jason in the years where Bruce puts him in school before he died, Tim before he said Fuck This Noise and dropped out. But Damian?

Sure he knows all the material, is way beyond most of the material honestly, but that's not the point. The point is that Damain hasn't yet gotten indoctrinated traumatised used to the American Education System.

Observe:

Damian: What is with their constant insistence on the most inconsequential things? What is so important about- about a mitochondria?? Dick, Jason, and Tim at the same time: The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell. Damian: wtf??

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~ 𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐅𝐨𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐟 𝐀 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞 ~

Chapter 16: This Wasn’t Planned (Preview / Spoiler / Teaser)

⟢ Danny Phantom Phan Fic • Genre: Angst — Hurt/Comfort • TW: Emotional Distress — Strong Language • Rating: M • AU — OOC

⟢ Full Story here.

(Watch the video with headphones for a slight 3D surround effect)

Summary: Danny had been captured by the GiW once again, leaving him feeling utterly helpless—vulnerable. There was nothing he could do. What will happen to him? And why again?

♫ ▸ How can you see into my eyes, like open doors? Leading you down into my core, where I've become so numb. Without a soul, My spirit's sleeping somewhere cold. Until you find it there and lead it back home.
— Evanescence

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A raw, broken scream ripped from his throat, shattering the suffocating silence of his despair.
Why?

Why was he acting so dramatically?

But he knew why. Every emotion, every feeling he had buried deep inside came crashing down all at once, shredding through him like a hurricane dismantling everything in its path.

It was too much.

Too overwhelming.

Too human.

He couldn’t stop. His body shook with the force of it, shivering with exhaustion, with weakness, with everything. He couldn't even answer Sam. He couldn’t speak. He couldn’t move. He just knelt there, feeling weak, hollow, and numb.

…

⟢ First of all, the animation video that I made/designed wasn’t even planned. I wanted to draw some panels again, but it turned out into an animation.

⟢ This was my first attempt ever to make an animation video like this.

⟢ Chapter jump

Underneath this line you will find some art from the animation video.

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Danny Phantom au where everything is the same, but instead of saying "I'm going ghost!" when Danny transforms he says "I'm gonna kms"

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Dick: Okay, so with Bruce being on a mission with the Justice League, we need someone to be Batman.

Jason: So you just be Batman again

Damian: Actually, I strongly disagree with that arrangement

Tim: Don't tell me.... you think you should be Batman?

Damian: No, I'm aware I don't have the same attitude to be Father

Jason: really?... just the attitude?

Damian: I believe Cain should be Batman

Cassandra: Oh?

Dick: Umm.... Dami, I don't think-

Damian: Think about it. Grayson is too nice, Jason has way too much pent-up anger

Jason: Fuck you.

Damian: And well Drake is just..... Drake

Tim: Wow...

Damian: Cain is the only person who can match Father to a T.

Dick: There are many reasons why she can't be-

Jason: No, no, no, Dick. The demon child has a point

Dick: ..... um, okay then

(Later thar night)

Penguin: About time you showed up-

Cassandra (in Bat suit): You'll pay for your crimes

Penguin: ..... the hell am I looking at?

Robin: What?

Penguin: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT? WHO IS THIS?

Red Hood: Batman, duh

Penguin: No, don't do that

Nightwing: Don't do what? This is Batman

Penguin: That's obviously a teenage girl

The Batkids: (gasps loudly and in sync)

Penguin: WHAT?!

Red Hood: How dare you assume his gender.

Robin: During Pride Month, too

Red Robin: (shaking his head) and here I thought you were an alley

Penguin: okay no just take me in

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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture