the signs as criminals
aries: assassin
taurus: money laundering
gemini: con artist
cancer: killer
leo: violent protest leader
virgo: burglar
libra: murderer
scorpio: cult leader
sagittarius: pick pocket
capricorn: fraud
aquarius: hacker
pisces: drug dealer
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Little things that help ease symptoms of depression:
Turn the lights on and open a window
Eat something healthy and drink ice cold water
Find a comforting album to listen to whenever things get bad
Take a long, relaxing bath
Do yourself up in full make up and hair
Be around people, even if you don’t think it will help
Watch something funny on netflix
Wear your favorite/most comfortable outfit
Immerse yourself in a hobby like drawing
Lose yourself in a really good book or movie
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*AGGRESSIVELY THROWS MONEY AT SCREEN* (x)
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When my parents are with their friends they literally brag about me like I’m the most perfect human being to walk on the earth but in reality they’re just trying to win that “who’s child is better and more successful in life” competition that parents have
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Everyone needs a little dancing Groot on their blog.
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Starbucks Just Put Harry Potter’s Butterbeer on Their Secret Menu
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Look What The Creator Of Kingdom Hearts Has Done To Batman
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im starting to think that this is not my year. yknow, medically.
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