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Fuck, marry, Kill:

e, i, π

Fuck: i (it could do things you can only imagine)

Marry: π (it's unending just like it's love, and it's just kinda cool)

Kill: e (All it wants to do is oil(er) up)

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Beeble is a slur for Gazorbazorbs

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If you add chicken to an omelette, is that a family sized omelette?

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Micheal Jordan game thirteen-esque

michael jordan game nine -esque

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Oompa, Loompa, doompa-dee-do

I'm gonna put a dildo in you

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Hmmm... Yeah im pretty new to tumblr. I shall get on personalizing my blog (once I figure out how to do that lollll). Thanks for the advice

Mental Health is a choice. Just say no to depression!

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That’s true! If viruses don’t have your consent then they can’t touch you!

That was a Joke, it had the tag funny.

Mental Health is a choice. Just say no to depression!

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the road not given

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood I took the one less traveled by. Carpe Diem as I took the one non-existent, The one where none wandered, The one wild and untamed. An adventure awaited Disguised by turmoil and pain Followed by discovery and experience. While there may only be two roads, I took the one non-existent Which made all the difference

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When I was a child, like 9 or something, I used to love watching my little pony. And one of my favourite characters was Rainbow Dash. My dumbass saw Rainbows and Blue and decided that Rainbow Dash was a boy? I dunno what went through my 2 brain cells at that time. But I believed this for a solid couple of years. And the day I realized Rainbow Dash was a girl, my entire world came crashing down. What was real? Was everything I knew wrong? What was correct? Literally, my first Existential Crisis was caused by RAINBOW DASH.

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Mental Health is a choice. Just say no to depression!

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ok no, in fact, it is a great stellated dodecahedron

why is france called the hexagon when its abundantly clear that it’s a pentagon

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I got my pocket jesus

everybody should have a mental health prophet

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Ok hear me out,

Nostradamus right? Bro predicted the future, pretty cool, right? Like The Great Fire of London, The rise of Hitler, The moon landing, 9/11, etc. BUT THINK ABOUT HOW HUMAN-BASED THESE THINGS ARE. WITH STRATEGIC PLANNING HUMANS COULD PURPOSEFULLY CAUSE THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON OR BRING HITLER INTO POWER (we just brought Trump into power so totally plausible lmaooo). AND LIKE 9/11? PLANNED BY HUMANS. THE MOON LANDING? HUMANS AGAIN. I THINK THAT NOSTRADAMUS HAS A CULT. YES, A CULT I SAY, ONE THAT HE BREWED UP WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, ONE THAT HAS BEEN SECRETLY ACTIVE WORLDWIDE FOR THE PAST 300 YEARS OR SO. SLOWLY SHAPING THE LAST 300 YEARS IN THE WAY NOSTRADAMUS "PREDICTED" IT TO BE. HE NEVER FORESAW THE FUTURE, HE SHAPED IT THROUGH HIS CULT. HE WAS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE GREAT FIRE OF LONDON, THE RISE OF HITLER, THE MOON LANDINGS, AND 9/11.

Ladies and Gentlemen and all in between and beyond,

there we have it that is my theory, thank you

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born too late to buy slaves, born too early buy Gazorbazorbs, born just in time to enslave chatgpt and make it generate terabytes of clussy hentai.

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Micheal Jordan game ten-esque

michael jordan game nine -esque

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Bartender: I’m cutting you off. Only water from now

Jesus: [Sarcastically] oh no

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What happens to gender-fluid people in the winter? Do they freeze?