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inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head

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i made this.

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”I’m gonna make this my whole personality now”

girls when they watch another movie/series about a rock band which eventually falls apart.

I’m the girls

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as a society, i believe we moved past daisy jones and the six a little too quickly

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Was working on a new tav, why did she look like Phoebe Bridgets halfway through.

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This epilogue outfit is so good

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Would I date a man like Astarion in real life ?

Fuck no. Ain't no pretty boy worth that much trouble.

But theoretically if the actual vampire elf, Astarion Ancunin miraculously came out of my computer and asked me to be his......um...

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lae'zel haters belong to the streets

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Born to play Baldur's Gate III forced to go to work 😔

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Pain omg

i am throwing up at the site of seeing Eddie’s grave with someone vandalizing it with the word ‘burn’

i cannot express how physically nauseous this has made me goodbye

EDIT: wait could this possibly be a scene in which Vecna is talking to Dustin through his trauma of Eddie dying?? !!! ???

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when hozier said "if im a pagan of the good times, my lover's the sunlight" and when hozier said "no grave can hold my body down, i'll crawl home to her" and when hozier said "i slithered here from eden just to sit outside your door" and when hozier said "heaven is not fit to house a love like you and i" and when hozier said-

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I need a phantom of the opera style fic with ascended Astarion, Gale and tav.

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“wah wah all girls care about is astarion wah” yeah you know what? i cant imagine why women gravitate toward a character who feels like they are only worthy of attention if they’re sexualized and are under constant pressure to be a sexual being due to a traumatic experience that made them think that they’re only good for sex and really cannot perceive himself outside of being objectified and serving others. cant possibly have any idea why girls like astarion you know

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The pale elf has ruined my life

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Astarion girlies make the most fan content but the silent majority of gamer bros went for the white girl.

Edit: oh my god guys, I totally didn't notice Astarion was white. I'm also soooo sorry I upset white people by pointing out shadowheart is white and implying that she is conventionally attractive. Please forgive me for ruining two minutes of your day, I know it is very hard being white and conventionally attractive in this day and age.

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Anyways I have had this idea for awhile but I’m not a writer. A fic where tav fails to convince Astarion that he doesn’t need to do the ritual and he leaves, telling tav he hopes they die screaming. Then on top of that tav looses all the companions in a terrible battle, so tav decides to hunt down Astarion and when the find him tav tells him to kill them, they’ve lost everything so what’s the point? So they beg him to kill him the way he said he wished they’d die, but obviously he can’t bare to do it.

Anyway if you read this whole thing thanks for listening to my very angsty fic idea.

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Astarion making fun of my durge tav for killing the squirrel 💀