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NOOO I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST TODAY

My nervous system doesn’t known the difference of being told I have a cavity or if a gun is being held against my head

Also I lowkey have beef with them after they told me I have a cavity so I went back to get it filled and they numbed my mouth and apparently I didn’t have a cavity so they stopped there…. I walked around with a half numbed face for nothing 🙂

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I hope Laura Mueller’s pillow is always ice cold and I hope her skin glows every time she wakes up 🫶

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Saw this on TikTok decided to do it!! Lando will absolutely hate my fav food 😞✊

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*the first pic on Pinterest is the first photo I ever saved. I used it practice painting and it that was my reference

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ISACK

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as usual i will never understand what people on instagram want. every single post by scuderia ferrari the comments section is FLOODED with people who want them to fix the car or bring upgrades etc etc. now that they ARE bringing upgrades to austria everyone’s like “oh just bin the season give up on the season why are we bothering”.

maybe cos the season isn’t even halfway thru yet and also THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE WAS ASKING FOR??? also of less note maybe that’s their fucking job???

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Honestly, this was all I could see was when I look at Lewis in this outfit!! IT'S THE COLLAR AND THE STYLING I'M SORRY

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F1 movie this, F1 movie that - its race week in Austria so if people are wanting F1 drama then I suggest watching the 2019 Austrian GP - absolute cinema!

And if you don't enjoy your drama unless it results in some hot make up sex then you can follow up 2019 with the 2022 Austrian GP podium celebration. It's not penetrative sex but it's the closest thing Max and Charles could get away with in public.

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I’m sorry but we need to all get extremely into this now

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max's new special helmet

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Valtteri Bottas to Cadillac?!!

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“It’s Hollywood!! Romance will always be a part of Hollywood!!”

FUCK THAT!! If they want a romance they COULD’VE DONE ANYTHING ELSE BUT THE DRIVER AND A RACE ENGINEER!??

Like where is the respect for the women working in Motorsports?!

Hey, so some of y’all on this app called me dramatic and crazy and stupid for a post I made a while back that basically said the F1 movie was going to cause a rampant uptick in (the already prevalent) misogyny in F1.

But, lo and behold, I was right all along.

The film doesn’t even pass the fucking Bechdel test, are we surprised?

So I’m once again reiterating what I said in my previous post back in May,

If you happen to know a female F1 fan, please be kind to her. Check on her. Listen to her. She’s probably fucking frustrated right now.

And to all my fellow my motorsport girlies, I love you. We got this. 💜

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AHHHH!! IT’S AUSTRIA RACE WEEK!!

I honestly don’t know why I feel so excited for this race weekend to come but I am!! Forza Ferrari!!

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If you voted for that old ass orange man you’re actually fucked up in the head and I hate you

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Happy summer!! The Lego Ferrari is enjoying it 😂

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charles talking with a fan ab them submitting a job application at ferrari during the f1 movie premiere 😭😭😭 OH MY GOSH IS IT THAT BAD….. im so sorry ferrari fans

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Oscar realizing that if this season keeps going the way it is going then he will be the main focus of the next DTS season...

They are going to milk the shit out of Saudi and Canada

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Went on TikTok for a second, first thing I saw was a slide of photos of Toto Wolff with West Coast as the audio and I was like damn 😏 but then I REALIZED IT WAS POSTED BY THE MERCEDES OFFICIAL F1 ACCOUNT?!

Also then the Daniel Ricciardo ad popped up after that 😭