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Can we P L E A S E make capes and hooded cloaks fashionable again?

You fashion industry lot need to sort yourselves out.
This has been a PSA.
#capes#capes are cool#fashion#historical fashion#honestly right#sort yourself out#i want a cape#not a joke
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Geralt: I don't need anyone, and I don't want anyone needing me.
Jaskier: I'm about to
Yennefer: ruin this man's
Ciri: whole career.
#the witcher#witcher netflix#witcher spoilers#geralt of rivia#incorrect quotes#incorrect witcher quotes
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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
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Don’t speak to me or my children ever again
Maya
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My favorite part of the plague doctor outfit is the walking stick because it was mostly used to examine patients without touching them but apparently it was also used to keep people a respectable distance from the doctor.
Someone sick with bubonic plague: doctor please I'm--
Some goth harbinger of death crow-looking dude: get the fuck away from me *slaps him with a stick*
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Detroit: Become Angry Because You Clicked the Wrong Button
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