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D I N K L E B E R G

By : Cupid || Coopid

Idea by Yoki but then again DINKLEBERG

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hey if we’re mutuals you can literally interact w me whenever. send me whatever u want i will probably be very excited

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I CANT WITH THIS FANDOM YALL BITCHES HORNY NONE OF YOU ARE FREE OF SIN

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YOU ACTUALLY WROTE IT IM-

Headcanons

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In which MC accidentally called Theo 'Senpai'

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You don't know how it came to this but at least you learned that losing a bet against Theo's friends are one of the worst things that could ever exist.

Yep, you shouldn't have bet that Perry the Platipus would lose.

"You lost the best Y/N-san, you have to fulfill your part of contract." George said with his normal calm countenance as he took a nonchalant sip from his strawberry milk.

Richard only cackled from your bewildered expression.

Seriously it's foolish of you to think that they're actually some mature upperclassmen but to say the least, they're really fun to hang out with.

"Fine..." You sighed, it's not that calling Theo 'senpai' would get you in trouble. It's just a word that some people have fetish in, you don't even know why those two even made that as your punishment.

They could do better but then yet again, you can't complain and should be thankful for the easy punishment.

"You should do it tomorrow at lunch time so we could see his reaction." You nodded at George's words as you stood up, ready to leave but Richard's words made you falter a bit.

"Good luck Y/N-chan~"

|•|•| The next day |•|•|

Here you are, sitting besides Christina with the two upperclassmen sitting across you. You can't help but feel annoyed with all the looks and signals they're giving you.

'Yes yes, I know wait a little bit more. He isn't even here yet.' Was all you thought and hoped that the two could get the hint. Thankfully they did and nodded.

Theo wasn't there yet for some reason you don't know but as soon as he came, your punishment would commence.

And speak of the devil, Theo made his appearance. Judging from the pen he had in his breast pocket, the teacher made him stay for some presidential work.

He looks a bit tired though as he sighed and ran a hand through his silky ebony hair.

"What?" He noticed the looks his friends are giving him as he slid beside you. They only grinned and shook their head.

You gulped before taking a sip at your f/d drink and looked at Theo, feigning curiousity and worry.

"You looked tired Senpai, you alright?" You blurted out and Theo froze in his spot as he realized what you called him.

He looked at you in a almost robotic manner as his face became Cherry Red. He was caught off guard as he tried to answer your question.

"I- wha- me- Sen-" He stuttered, his eyes wide open and his entire face flushed red. It was so out of character for him to fumble in his words.

The other three you have in your table laughed at his reaction, rendering him more embarrassed.

"Senpai?" You found yourself enjoying this and called him that word again. You didn't know that this one word could break him.

Theo.exe stopped working.

Suddenly he stood up and hastily grabbed your wrist, pulling you along with him. You were suddenly hit with Deja Vu, almost the same thing happened the day he confessed to you.

You stumbled to follow him with a confused look and glanced at the two boys for help but to your horror, they're only grinning.

Richard's words from yesterday entered your mind and you paled. It didn't help that he mouthed those words to you again with a mischievous look in his eyes.

'Goodluck Y/N-chan~'

'Lord help me-' You cried internally as you were getting pulled along by Theo. You didn't even know where you're going until you're pulled inside an empty classroom and heard the door getting locked.

Suddenly you were pressed against the wall with Theo's hand pinning both of your hands above your head. You squirmed but it only made his grip tightened as he pressed his body against yours.

(Holy F)

You shivered when he nibbled at your ear and when you heard his voice that was undeniably deeper and more husky than before, your knees buckled.

Hearing it up so close made you weak to your knees thankfully he was pressed against you so closely.

"You did this to yourself Y/N," His knee pressed against your intimidate area and you arched, "You're such a naughty girl.."

He retreated with a smirk and loosened his neck tie. You gulped when you felt something press against your stomach, ah sh*t you're f*cked.

Literally.

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Ian and Y/N Relationship hcs!

Just a heads up, these wont be yandere headcanons so its a more healthy dynamic!

Content warnings: Ian

•CONSTANTLY👏TRYING👏TO👏ONE👏UP👏EACHOTHER

•But like instead of it being actual rivalry yall are just making contests of "who can plan the best date night"

•Adrian had to set you two up because you bith were too stubborn

•The entire dynamic is the epitome of

"Are we fighting or about to fuck"

"Im actively choking you"

"That doesnt answer my question"

(Believe it or not in situations like this, y/ns the violent one!)

•Despite Ian being sadistic he's not a psycopath (Like I said, hes not a yandere here, just a bastard)

•Ians a degenerate. Like I cant explain why I feel like hes a whore but he is.

•Love language is probably physical affection!

•y/n's micro agressions towards Ian do not lession when they start dating

•They get worse. So much worse.

•Probably really clingy but swears up and dowm that the fact that hes always with you is a coincidence

•"What no Im only holding your hand so you dont get lost haha-"

•He puts your stuff up on higher shelves just so he can help you get it

So fucking tired ill probs make more hcs later but heres a list thats like 50% crack

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Penelope: "So..how did you two get in a wreck?"

Y/n: "Well, Jeremy was driving and we were about to hit a deer but her didnt notice, so I shouted 'Jeremy! Deer!'"

Y/n, glaring at Jeremy: "Would you like to tell her what you said in responce"

Jeremy, reluctantly: "Yes, honey?"

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Y/n, shoving Alex away: "Out of the way filth"

Christy: "she doesnt mean it!! Im sure you bathe regularly!!"

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Everyone! Heres the celebration for 30 chapters!

Theres quite a bit of cursing in here!! Also thisll be a long comment!

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Y/N, to Ian: "Christy says that if I don't have anything nice to say, then don't say anything"

Y/n: "But she's not here and you're a little bitch!!"

•

Theo: "will you be my valentines?"

Y/n: "Valentine’s Day is a capitalist scam that perpetuates the patriarchal idea of love."

Theo:

Y/n: "But to answer your question, yes"

•

Y/n: "I slept like 5 minutes last night but then I drank like five cups of coffee so if I die today don’t worry I’m probably just sleeping. Probably."

•

Y/n: "Hey, if I ask you a boy question will you promise not to be weird?"

Christy: "Of course!"

Y/n: "So there's this guy-"

Christy, firmly: "You can do better"

•

Y/n: "Theo and I aren't friends anymore."

Theo: "Y/n that's the worst possible way to say we're dating"

•

Ian: "You fell for me just admit it."

Y/n: "YOU TRIPPED ME-"

•

Christy: "Because we're smart!"

Jeremy: *falling down the stairs in the background*

•

Child Christy, in a high voice, holding barbie: "Hey Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!"

Child Y/n, in a deep voice, holding ken: "Nonsense, Barbie. You're staying home and having my kids."

Child Theo: "wh-WHAT ARE YOU TWO PLAYING???"

Child Y/n: "Systematic oppression"

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Penelope: "Hey Y/n! Truth or dare?"

Y/n: "Truth"

Penelope: "How many hours of sleep have you gotten this week"

Y/n: "....dar-"

Penelope: "Go to sleep"

Y/n: "I don't like this game"

•

Y/n: "Schrodinger's cat is overrated, if you want to see something thats both dead and alive just talk to me"

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Y/n: "Hey Ian! Ian!"

Ian: "what"

Y/n: "try this coffee and tell me what it tastes like!"

Ian: *drinks it*

Ian: "Hazelnut?"

Y/n: "I dont know I found it in the garbage"

•

Y/n: "I want to wake up with you every morning :)"

Theo: "I wake up at 4:30"

Y/n: "Nevermind I'm leaving you"

•

Ian: "hey bathroom gir-"

Y/n: "honestly at this point I'd rather you call me a slur"

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Y/n: "Baby I'm deficient in vitamins scientists ain't even heard of"

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Adrian: "Alright y/n! What do you think?"

Y/n: "I wasn't even listening but I strongly disagree with Ian."

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Ian: "Good morning everyone! I've lived yet another day and as god is my witness I will make that Y/n's problem"

•

Y/n: "If I was a vampire in my bat form I would simply hide in your jacket pocket >:)"

Theo: "I will cut small pieces of fruit throughout the day for you"

Y/n: "I appreciate you so much"

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Christy: "Hey how do you think you'd die in the Wonka factory?"

Y/n, without missing a beat: "Bullet to the head"

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Ian, trying to tease Y/n: "You still owe be 25 cen-"

Y/n, with complete seriousness: "You'll have to kill me for it"

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Any of the male leads: *asks out y/n*

Y/n: 'quick think of a nice way to decline!!'

Y/n, panicking: "Id rather you puree my skull with a brick"

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Jeremy: "Why are Christy and Y/n sitting with their backs together?"

Theo: "They got in a fight"

Jeremy: "But they're holding hands??"

Theo: "they get sad when they fight"

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Cop: "You're receiving a ticket for having three people on a motrcycle"

Theo: "Wait three??"

Cop: "Yeah???"

Jeremy: "OH GOD"

cop: "???"

Christy: "Y/N FELL OFF"

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Penelope, talking on the phone: "Did you preheat the oven like I told you?"

Leon: "Yeah"

Penelope: "What di you set it to?"

Leon: "...535"

Penelope: "thats the clock"

Leon:

Penelope:

Leon: "536"

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Y/n: "This is a mistake"

Christy: "A mistake we're going to laugh at someday!"

Y/n: "but not today"

Christy, still enthusiastic: "Oh no, today's going to be a mess."

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Y/n: "Someones going to die"

Christy: "Of FUN!!"

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Penelope: "You're starting to forget your spanish! You dont practice!!"

Leon: "Lo siento. Estoy embarazada."

Penelope: "You just said you're pregnant"

Jeremy: "Congratulations! You're glowing"

(Like I know Jeremy's smart but like...he just gives off himbo vibes and I'll die by that hill)

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Christy: "Can you plan the halloween party y/n??"

Y/n: "I got it covered, yeah"

Y/n: *kicks the g off of the graveyard sign*

Y/n: "Done"

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Christy: "Why are Ian and Y/n giving eachother flowers? Don't they hate eachother?"

Penelope: "They do...those flowers represent death and misfortune

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Penelope, trying to collect data for a project: "Whats your blood type?"

Y/n: "How would I know?"

Penelope: "How would you not?"

Y/n: "Who do you think I am? Karl Landsteiner??"

Penelope: "You don't know your own blood type BUT YOU KNOW WHO DISCOVERED THEM???"

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Christy: "Its okay! No ones going to judge you! I mean I get it honestly, she's nice, funny, really pretty-"

Penelope: "I'm not even in love with y/n but I'm starting to think you might be"

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-Time for some Alexandrei s̶l̶a̶n̶d̶e̶r̶ content!!-

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Alex: "Flirting is part of my heritage"

Y/n: "what does that even mean-"

Henry: "His moms a slut too"

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Y/n: "Hey Henry, is something going on with Alexandrei? He hasnt been talking to me"

Henry: "Enjoy it while it lasts"

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Alex: "you live nearby but you still wont let us crash at your place!"

Y/n: "You people already know too much about me"

Alex: "We know 3 facts about you"

Ian: "And one of them is that you wont let us crash at your place"

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Christy: "I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!"

Alex: "I relate to Tinkerbell because if she doesn't get enough attention she dies"

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Y/n and Alexandrei sitting at the cafe

Y/n, trying to think of something to break the ice: "Wanna talk about muppet biology-"

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Alex, trying to open up to y/n: "There was something that prevented me from making friends as a child.."

Y/n: "Must've been your personality :/"

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Im just waiting for y/ns paranoia to get bad so its just like