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Percy Weasley headcanon time, part 2!

all the Quidditch captains at Hogwarts crushed HARD on him

Oliver Wood: obvious reasons, they are roommates (oh my god, they are roommates), they're in every class together, Percy has canonically been at Gryffindor's Quidditch matches, etc. i could go on.

Roger Davies: captain of the Ravenclaw in case you don't remember( can't blame ya). but Percy is smart and clever, he would charm the pants of any Ravenclaw without even trying. a fellow scholar who plays Quidditch too. everytime Ravenclaw meets Gryffindor, he tries to impress but fails cause Oliver Wood.

Cedric Diggory: he got the biggest boy crush on Percy and it was literally his bi awakening. not only is Percy smart, but he's also incredibly kind and responsible. he takes a page of Percy's book and values good sportmanship (this is the reason why the twins can't stand him, they've seen him yearning after their brother)

Marcus Flint: he doesn't like any Gryffindor at all, not even when pigs fly and it rains lava. but Percy is different, he's the Golden Student of not only Gryffindor, but of the whole school (no he doesn't count Hermione). Percy is smart, clever, determined, kind, righteous and so incredibly pretty. if it wasn't for his blood status, then Percy would've been poster child of "the ideal spouse" the pureblood families always nags about.

Conclusion: Oliver and Marcus gets into fistfights every week because of this and no one relents until someone is nearly dead (the only reason Snape gives detention to a Slytherin, of all things, cause he didn't sign up for his own student's blood feud)

Poor Roger Davies gets friendzoned the whole time cause Percy genuinely believes they're friends and he can't ruin that cause Penelope Clearwater will literally murder him in his sleep

Cedric decides to play it safe, earn Percy's affection slowly and maybe the Perfect Prefect will fall for him...eventually.

Too bad Fred and George is deadset on NO ONE dates their brother...except maybe Oliver Wood, but he has to prove himself with twelve quests (that was a total lie)

Outcome: Percy eventually dates Oliver Wood and he's incredibly happy with him. He doesn't even know that his five brothers and baby sister threatens Oliver if he ever hurt him. He's mildly annoyed when he finds out, though.

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Percy headcanon time! by Pooks!

everyone be like "post-second war, Percy moves back to the burrow"

but CONSIDER

he doesn't do that. he doesn't wanna go back, but he wants a good, healthy and stable relationship with his family. he even connects the old fireplace in his flat to the floo network, so they can travel with ease.

now you wonder, why doesn't he come back? for the better part, they assumed that Percy thought it was too cramped at the Burrow or that he wanted some adult independance, learning to grow into his adult role.

trust me, it's none of those reasons. his reason is something entirely different.

Percy got a TV.

no, he doesn't want to share it. no, he isn't giving up his TV with good reception and dozens of channels (headcanon; he's a sucker for tv dramas).

the most hilarious thing is when he and Molly argues about why that TV is so much better than her radio ("You can't see the visuals, Mother! And if I have to listen to Celestina Warbeck 24/7 again, I might throw myself into the Thames!") and when Arthur is so interested in the TV ("No, Dad. You can't experiment on my TV! It costed me so much Muggle money, please don't do that!")

and just as he expected and lowkey feared, his siblings starts to mooch on the TV. the younger ones, at least. Bill's busy being husband and father and Charlie hightailed back to Romania cause he misses his baby dragons.

and since this is end of 1990s and early 2000s, there is a slight civil war between his siblings about which channel is the best and yes, they're all cartoon-related.

Ron and Ginny likes Nickelodeon while Fred and George favors Cartoon Network.

Percy likes Disney Channel (and he's a big sucker for spanish telenovelas), tho, and successfully ropes in the others cause there's some good content.

of course, he comes home from work and always finds one or more of his siblings watching TV and he's annoyed at this point because damn it, he can't have ANYTHING for himself (true sibling energy, right there).

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"Don't ever forget. Whenever you need me...I will be there."

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Percy, watching the twins: Fred and George are definitely plotting something. Oliver: Maybe they’re scheming. Percy: No, scheming looks different. They’re definitely plotting.

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what if Umbridge took over in CoS... Percy, leading a student revolution: Alright, get ready to launch Operation: Circle of Confusion. Ron: Uh, Percy, it kinda looks more like a triangle from down here. Percy: What? Ron: I'm just saying, it doesn't look much a like a circle, it looks more like we're forming a triangle. Just a side note. Percy: Okay, fine, Triangle of Confusion! Rhombus of Terror! Parabola of Mystery! WHO CARES!? Get the goddamn show on the road!

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Sirius: Listen Bill, I know this is your first hangout with us, but we've got a system. That system includes snack breaks, bathroom breaks, and stopping to take pictures of funny road signs! Bill: That's ridiculous. Sirius: Not as ridiculous as Bonar street. Percy: So close dude, SO close. Sirius: Its out there, Perce. We just have to have faith.

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Sirius: Say something rebellious. Percy: Um...okay, I think the working class should uprise against the rich people. Sirius: I said rebellious, not revolutionary.

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percy headcanon time!

Percy love Quidditch and he have even a favorite team. trust me, his brothers would've disowned him if he hated quidditch XD

however, he doesn't have to play the game to like it.

make it sadder? what if Percy would love to play it, but he physically can't? like, he has high blood pressure or something like that. high blood pressure doesn't do well with high altitudes and considering how the wizarding world isn't advanced as our world...it's highly likely that Percy is barred from flying on a broom

did it break his heart as child? absolutely. Percy wanted something in common with his siblings and that was ripped from him

don't worry, he got better with time. he learnt to be okay with having his feet on the ground forever and he's directing his energy to supporting his siblings.

trust me, Percy wouldn't bet on a quidditch match with money or "lost his dignity" (aka jumping up and down and screaming) when Gryffindor won the quidditch cup in the third book if he hated quidditch.

bonus round, his favorite team is Puddlemere United

Oliver: !!!!!! Percy: I picked that when I was seven. Oliver: !!!! :D :D :D Percy: (long-suffering sigh)...yes, I'm rooting for you. Ginny: lmao gay Percy: Aren't you literally bi? Ginny: I can't acknowledge the gay?

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time to nag about my headcanon "Percy has Seer powers" and why that is a great idea

first of all, a little clarification; this isn't common knowledge to the younger siblings. only Arthur, Molly, Bill and Charlie knows. they kept this secret after Fabian and Gideon Prewett died

this implies that they died to protect Percy, who was just this tiny toddler who had absolutely no control over what he could See

the result is to keep his Seer powers secret

some background info; Percy's Seer powers is a rare gift that is apparently passed down from the Black side

Cedrella, aka their paternal grandmother, had it and has taught Percy how to use and control it. that's why Percy had a more closer bond to his granny than the rest of the family.

Arthur did not inherit it, but one of his brothers did. unfortunately, his poor brother is dead (it's not Billius, but someone else cause Arthur had three brothers accourding to the wiki) because he rather die than to let himself being caught by Voldemort and used as a tool.

while he doesn't understand Seer powers too well, Arthur respects it and is trying to be supportive for Percy.

also at a later point, Percy had 1 Bad Incident™ involving his Seer powers and it slightly traumatised him enough to not try to use it again

he takes divination in his third year for two reasons; 1, he also want to achieve 12 NEWTS like Bill. 2, he wants to understand his weird future-seeing power.

Oliver, his roommate (oh my god they were roommates) finds out by accident and keeps nagging him about the future Quidditch match results. Percy refuses cause that's SPOILERS

and now ONTO THE FUN STUFF

Percy can look far into the future, but he settles for the fun stuff

he occassionally makes references to memes and vines

his siblings doesn't understand them at all

at least until they're all adults with families in the future

and they be like "YOU KNEW"

and Percy just smiles innocently even though he absolutely isn't

Harry and Hermione aren't safe from Percy's Seer Shenanigans either

everytime Hermione is working with a crossword, Percy's eyes flashes green for a moment and when he opens his mouth, Hermione hits him with a pillow cause he was about to reveal the answer

Harry asked Percy once if his Seer powers was why Fudge promoted him. Percy simply smiled and said "yes, that was the reason. but the idiot didn't realized that i tricked him all the time and sent him on a wild goose chase."

aaaaand some Ministry shitshow stuff;

HEADCANON TWO; PERCY MADE LIFE SOUR FOR FUDGE AND THE IDIOT NEVER REALIZED IT

ofc Percy would be petty af once he figured out Fudge only wanted him because of his Seer powers. which means the fucker looked at the classified information in his personell file. Percy is obvs mad about that, but it's too late to tell his family about it and he decides to be an absolute menace about it without being caught

"getting caught means that you weren't smart enough to get an escape plan"

Percy takes full offense of being treated like a tool instead of a human with rights

he burns several draft-ups for the "updated law for underage magic" because they're fucking awful and he knows the bastard wants to ruin Harry's education. that also means he would ruin his baby siblings' educations.

he also burnt the suggestion papers about giving Azkaban prisoners the dementor's kiss without trial.

the law suggestions about banning human rights for werewolves, wizard hybrids and squibs also got BURNT INTO ASHES

Percy: I decide the future now. >:)

Scrimgeour makes an early bird appearence cause Fudge can't find the law suggestions anymore and he was the idiot to not keep copies.

after investigating privately, Scrimgeour finds out that Percy burnt them up and this madlad explains why.

suddenly Scrimgeour fully supports Percy and says his late uncles would be proud. bonus: Scrimgeour simply says to Fudge that he can't find things that may be gone forever, it's sadly "lost media" now.

Percy, getting the idea from the twints, orders dragon fertilizer (it's dragon dung lol) subscription from norway's dragon research center and sanctuary and sends it to Umbridge, using her forged signature

he's careful to not get caught, so he looks into the future (a bit at the time, though)

feel free to add some of your own ideas/suggestions/headcanon about Seer!Percy Weasley :)

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Not me, drawing Percy as a pretty cutie patootie. >:3c

this is kinda what he looks in my Archivist AU

...he's my cute little blorbo, okay. i love him

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"I may be a widower now. But everytime someone says it's such a pity I'm all alone now, I can't help but to disagree. I am not alone. I have these three wonderful children by my side. Milly, Lucy and Jonathan...how could I ever feel along with these three strong children?"

Left to right; Milly (13), Jonathan (7), Percy (42) and Lucy (10).

AU in which Percy becomes a single parent after Audrey's unpredicted death. I decided that Percy would care for three children instead of just two daughters.

Yes, I changed Molly II's name into Milly (short for Millicent) and I have never agreed on the canon name (that shows just lazy writing for the epilogue). Lucy stays the same because it's adorable and unique.

I gave Percy a son. Jonathan, since I thought it would be a nice book-end; having a clever son who's just like him and he has the chance to make sure his little boy doesn't repeat his mistakes and maintains a close relationship with his siblings.

The background isn't so great, as I have never been good at that area. But I picked out a cherry blossom tree in full blood; cherry flowers symbolizes both death and rebirth. It's fitting since the family has just lost the mother, but they will be okay because they have each other.

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(Seamus' favorite Irish Quidditch team lost and Percy attempts to cheer him up, as Prefect) Percy: C'mon now, Seamus. Think of a happy place! Now, what makes you happy? Seasmus: Being in the middle of a HUGE explosion! :D Harry: Less happy place, Percy! Less happy place. Percy: Um...think calming thoughts. I know, let's count back from ten! 10, 9, 8- Harry: NO! Ron: Duck! Hermione: NO!

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Eri gasped. "For me?!" She whispered, as if she couldn't believe her own eyes.

"Yes, all for you." Mirai reassured the little girl. "Looks like someone has been a very good girl, so Santa has brought all these presents. Just for you."

He reached out for one present of the pile and put it on Eri's lap. This was a large one in dark blue wrapping paper and decorated with bright red ribbons.

"Can I open it?" Eri whispered as she looked at the large present in awe.

"Why yes. These are your presents, after all."

Eri squealed out in delight before her little hands started to tore the wrapping paper into shreds, excited to see what it was.

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Eri is really excited about her first Christmas and Sir is making sure that she have fun...and may have spoiled her a little. But that is okay because she deserves it!

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headcanon time.

we all know that Crookshanks doesn't like Ron. but what if Crookshanks likes Percy, because he's so good friend to his owner Hermione and Percy always says that Crookshanks looks like a distinguished gentle-cat

even though he owns an owl, Percy loves cats 😺

Hermione let Percy borrow Crookshanks for cat cuddles whenever he felt hyper-stressed and anxious for his NEWTs

Ron isn't jealous when Crookshanks likes to cuddle up in Percy's lap and purr yeah he's totally jealous

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"I asked for one taste-tester, not five!"

A disgruntled Percy in apron shouldn't feel so threatening, but somehow he reminded more of their mum. It was probably because they were in the kitchen.

Percy had finally gone outside his room and he had decided that this was a perfect day for some baking. He originally learnt "feminine hobbies" (as Charlie called it) to help his mother in the household, as the good, responsible son he was. But to his surprise, he found it enjoyable to cook, bake, knit and crochet.

Mrs Weasley often said that he would do wonderful as a future husband.

The downside was that as soon as he started to cook or bake, his siblings tended to crowd the kitchen and fight to be the "taste-tester". And lick the bowl.

Percy pinched the bridge of his nose, sighing heavily and praying for Merlin to give him patience while his brothers and Ginny bickered and shouted at each other about whose turn it was now.

"I was here first, Ron!" Ginny yelled.

"You went last time, it's my turn!"

"It's my turn!"

"No, it's my turn!"

"All of you, SHUT UP!" Percy bellowed at them before he inhaled. "Fred, George, Ron and Ginny. Go and play Quidditch. Harry, you get to be the taste-tester."

"WHAT?!"

Percy rolled his eyes. "Because none of you idiots are acting as good hosts or can behave yourselves, so Harry wins by default. Besides, I trust his judgement."

Later, Harry sat by the long table and, after some encouragement from Percy, he happily tasted whatever Percy made and gave feedback.

Turns out that he could win Harry's favour if he got any dessert with syrup.

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ootp but instead if accepting the promotion, Percy takes a sabbatical from the Ministry (he spent his whole first year as a working adult being deceived, manipulated, used, overworked and then made the scapegoat) because he's sick of their shit.

also he decides to go to a muggle university in London. it was first out of spite to the magic world (as they don't have universities),but then he found new friends who are just like him and share common ground.

he's so happy that nothing brings him down and now the twins, Ron and Ginny are low key (nah, high key) scared that he's gonna forget about them now.

"well, you said I was too boring for you guys, so now I'm going to my equally boring friends and we're gonna have boring activities in a boring pub close to my boring muggle university. so, cheerio!"

Fred, George, Ron and Ginny are moody af and tries to make sure Percy doesn't move away from home. Hermione is just annoyed with their antics and Harry is confused as heck.

background Sirius cause he lives for drama and just snacks on popcorn while he watches this going down