#pooks rambles

[pooks]

Percy Weasley headcanon time, part 2!

all the Quidditch captains at Hogwarts crushed HARD on him

Oliver Wood: obvious reasons, they are roommates (oh my god, they are roommates), they're in every class together, Percy has canonically been at Gryffindor's Quidditch matches, etc. i could go on.

Roger Davies: captain of the Ravenclaw in case you don't remember( can't blame ya). but Percy is smart and clever, he would charm the pants of any Ravenclaw without even trying. a fellow scholar who plays Quidditch too. everytime Ravenclaw meets Gryffindor, he tries to impress but fails cause Oliver Wood.

Cedric Diggory: he got the biggest boy crush on Percy and it was literally his bi awakening. not only is Percy smart, but he's also incredibly kind and responsible. he takes a page of Percy's book and values good sportmanship (this is the reason why the twins can't stand him, they've seen him yearning after their brother)

Marcus Flint: he doesn't like any Gryffindor at all, not even when pigs fly and it rains lava. but Percy is different, he's the Golden Student of not only Gryffindor, but of the whole school (no he doesn't count Hermione). Percy is smart, clever, determined, kind, righteous and so incredibly pretty. if it wasn't for his blood status, then Percy would've been poster child of "the ideal spouse" the pureblood families always nags about.

Conclusion: Oliver and Marcus gets into fistfights every week because of this and no one relents until someone is nearly dead (the only reason Snape gives detention to a Slytherin, of all things, cause he didn't sign up for his own student's blood feud)

Poor Roger Davies gets friendzoned the whole time cause Percy genuinely believes they're friends and he can't ruin that cause Penelope Clearwater will literally murder him in his sleep

Cedric decides to play it safe, earn Percy's affection slowly and maybe the Perfect Prefect will fall for him...eventually.

Too bad Fred and George is deadset on NO ONE dates their brother...except maybe Oliver Wood, but he has to prove himself with twelve quests (that was a total lie)

Outcome: Percy eventually dates Oliver Wood and he's incredibly happy with him. He doesn't even know that his five brothers and baby sister threatens Oliver if he ever hurt him. He's mildly annoyed when he finds out, though.

[stargirlrchive]

he’s so yummy i want to eat him

[cumulo-stratus]

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooy

[imreaallyasorry]

Thor’s crows harassing Loki per usual

[bizlybebo]

feels relevant rn

[lieutenantlashfaz]

Don't ever let bitches tell you online friends aren't real friends. Or that all British people suck.

@azirapapal is a great friend and is a kinda cool person. I mean they're still a Brit so that takes points off but they sent me a bunch of stuff for my birthday so I'd die for them

[tojisun]

was all like "im clocking out soon!! gon answer asks!!!@!@!" and then i found out i was invited for a night out, drinkin 🧍

[box-radio]

@hanako-san thank you so much aushhsgdkhhckahax i really appreciate it<33

This was one of the first things I saw in the morning and it made my day :]

[b3achfagz]

we all have that one moot in the friend group whos just doing their own thing

cough @ramencat12 cough

[fortheb0ys]

Hello! May I be 🐢 anon?

Yeah! No problem, buddy :3

[pooks]

percy headcanon time!

Percy love Quidditch and he have even a favorite team. trust me, his brothers would've disowned him if he hated quidditch XD

however, he doesn't have to play the game to like it.

make it sadder? what if Percy would love to play it, but he physically can't? like, he has high blood pressure or something like that. high blood pressure doesn't do well with high altitudes and considering how the wizarding world isn't advanced as our world...it's highly likely that Percy is barred from flying on a broom

did it break his heart as child? absolutely. Percy wanted something in common with his siblings and that was ripped from him

don't worry, he got better with time. he learnt to be okay with having his feet on the ground forever and he's directing his energy to supporting his siblings.

trust me, Percy wouldn't bet on a quidditch match with money or "lost his dignity" (aka jumping up and down and screaming) when Gryffindor won the quidditch cup in the third book if he hated quidditch.

bonus round, his favorite team is Puddlemere United

Oliver: !!!!!! Percy: I picked that when I was seven. Oliver: !!!! :D :D :D Percy: (long-suffering sigh)...yes, I'm rooting for you. Ginny: lmao gay Percy: Aren't you literally bi? Ginny: I can't acknowledge the gay?

[addicsvt]

just a rant

scroll to ignore!!!

The worst thing that could ever happen to a tumblr writer happened to me. So I usually write my fics on the tumblr platform bc it just gets me in the zone idk, so i was writing a request and it was getting late i was 9/13 members done. so i was like, oh! ill just finish the other 4 tmr since I have time. I woke up went back to continue, when i open my drafts guess what happens. GONE. THE FIC IS GONE. and i would not mind if svt had like 4 memebrs or something, i can easily rewrite that but i was finished with 9 MEMBERS. and i have like a non-existent writing schedule, i have to like get into the flow or something to write so that threw me off bad. plus it was my first time writing a mini-scenario for all 13 members. so to the person who requested it im so sorry pooks, i was gonna publish it today but i guess tumblrs being a bitch.

[antsyandpantsy]

me when i cant dress like the goth hottie i am bc i gotta run in PE 😔

[shinysparklesapphires]

to that kid who kept showing me pictures of food when he knew I was fasting fuck you man.

[bizlybebo]

"people keep reblogging my butch lesbian drey ferin post" -me to tumblr user @clavidy

[the-second-sage]

was literally about to post about begging for a request because i needed inspiration to write but then one of my lovely mutuals sent in a req before i could post it! (it'll be out by tmrw tops)

EDIT ; I LIED IT WAS OUT THE SAME DAY IT WAS REQUESTED