#perciver

[teeth317]

Please I can stop whenever I want I-i don’t need help I- *dies of cringe*

[perciver4ever]

Oliver: It's funny how Percy always says "Are you even listening to me, Oliver?! " that's such a weird way to start a conversation lol

[itz-prizz]

"Who got you smiling like that?"

Oh it's just words on screen about some fictional gay people falling in love. nothing much.

[haluton]

No you don't understand how important the gay people in my phone are to me

[amomorii]

post game smooch ♥️

[pooks]

*at the first Quidditch team practice 1988* Charlie, the Quidditch Captain: Alright, let's welcome our new Keeper, Oliver Wood! Oliver, a wee second year: HAPPY TO BE HERE! :D Charlie: and...my little brother Percy, who's here for some reason. Percy, also a wee second year: I'm here as moral support and I got the first aid kit ready, just in case. :) Cassidy, the star chaser and second-in-command: Okay, that's really adorable. Are they inseperable or something? Charlie: *sighs* They are a package deal, I couldn't get one of them seperate.

[bothsides11]

My toxic trait is that once my mind decides that certain character is a bottom that's the point of no return I won't be able to ever see him as a top.

[the-original-gays]

Percy: Mum, I have something to tell you. I'm gay. And dating Oliver Wood.

George: Oh, me too! Gay, not dating Oliver.

Ron: I just agreed to be Harry's boyfriend, so I guess I am as well.

Molly: Oh, wow, does anyone in this family like girls?

Ginny: I do.

[why-are-all-the-users-taken]

I love the idea of Percy be in all up tight and formal all the time bc that's what ppl expect of him and then you see him with Oliver and he's so much more relaxed and happy and full of energy

[fr1day-incredible]

Weasley memes part 3

[elisedonut]

Angelina: What’s wrong with Oliver? He’s been laying on the floor for like 10 minutes.

Alicia: Oh, he’s a little overwhelmed.

Angelina: Why?

Alicia: Percy giggled when he made a joke.

[perciver4ever]

Bill: I don't think I'm straight

Charlie: I'm definitely aroace

Percy: I've been with Oliver Wood for one year, 5 months, 3 days and 7 hours.

Fred: I only slept with Diggory a few times, and snogged a few times... I'm still straight, right?

George: Okay, I'm totally in love with Lee

Ron: Blaise and I are kinda a thing, ya know?

Ginny: In my defence, I was straight before I met Luna

Percy: *sighs* We're going to end this bloodline, aren't we?

[annabellelupin]

George: you should watch our quidditch game today

Percy: I am not interested in some stupid, idiotic, pointless ga-

Oliver, wearing his quidditch uniform: *smiles* hey percy

Percy: you know what I am suddenly feeling very I interested in some quidditch-

[remuslupininskirts]

Me: *taps mic* perciver.

*the audience applauds*

[gods-graveyard]

Incorrect Hp quotes based on my fic (pt2)

Percy- I have high standards in any partner

Oliver and Marcus-

*arguing over if they can catch a Bludger mid air to throw it at someone without breaking a hand*

Percy- ...I am a weak man.

Fanart https://www.tumblr.com/gods-graveyard/745520432147578881/i-made-fanart-of-my-own-post-i-give-you-my?source=share

[pooks]

Percy Weasley headcanon time, part 2!

all the Quidditch captains at Hogwarts crushed HARD on him

Oliver Wood: obvious reasons, they are roommates (oh my god, they are roommates), they're in every class together, Percy has canonically been at Gryffindor's Quidditch matches, etc. i could go on.

Roger Davies: captain of the Ravenclaw in case you don't remember( can't blame ya). but Percy is smart and clever, he would charm the pants of any Ravenclaw without even trying. a fellow scholar who plays Quidditch too. everytime Ravenclaw meets Gryffindor, he tries to impress but fails cause Oliver Wood.

Cedric Diggory: he got the biggest boy crush on Percy and it was literally his bi awakening. not only is Percy smart, but he's also incredibly kind and responsible. he takes a page of Percy's book and values good sportmanship (this is the reason why the twins can't stand him, they've seen him yearning after their brother)

Marcus Flint: he doesn't like any Gryffindor at all, not even when pigs fly and it rains lava. but Percy is different, he's the Golden Student of not only Gryffindor, but of the whole school (no he doesn't count Hermione). Percy is smart, clever, determined, kind, righteous and so incredibly pretty. if it wasn't for his blood status, then Percy would've been poster child of "the ideal spouse" the pureblood families always nags about.

Conclusion: Oliver and Marcus gets into fistfights every week because of this and no one relents until someone is nearly dead (the only reason Snape gives detention to a Slytherin, of all things, cause he didn't sign up for his own student's blood feud)

Poor Roger Davies gets friendzoned the whole time cause Percy genuinely believes they're friends and he can't ruin that cause Penelope Clearwater will literally murder him in his sleep

Cedric decides to play it safe, earn Percy's affection slowly and maybe the Perfect Prefect will fall for him...eventually.

Too bad Fred and George is deadset on NO ONE dates their brother...except maybe Oliver Wood, but he has to prove himself with twelve quests (that was a total lie)

Outcome: Percy eventually dates Oliver Wood and he's incredibly happy with him. He doesn't even know that his five brothers and baby sister threatens Oliver if he ever hurt him. He's mildly annoyed when he finds out, though.