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Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:

Top Surgery

Bottom Surgery

Witch Encounters (one per century)

Killed By Greg

Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)

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REBLOG if you have amazing talented artist friends!

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Remember kids, Nazis don't deserve their kneecaps.

Also if any of these are incorrect pls lemme know

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[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'There's a petition to ban conversion therapy in the EU' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

If you are a citizen in the EU please sign this petition:

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Challenging me to a duel eh?... well then...

BEHOLD MORTAL, FOR YOU WILL BE REND NO MORE BY THE HAND OF A GOD!!!!!

Prepare to face your doom!! After I get my possums to a safe distance!!!

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*intense tinkering noises*

Ahaha! I’ve finally finished my possum-thought-too-English-inator! Now all I have to do test it on my werepossum form and I will be able to talk!

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Somebody took a pic of me at the blue moon ball. I got paparazzi!!

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* As I walk in I’m immediately hypnotized by the glamorous atmosphere. A small metal automaton hands me a drink and I let out an internal squeal. I had always known that automatons could be mixed with magic but seeing in action was breathtaking! As I looked down at my glass I saw how intricate it was.

When I stepped in to the hall I froze as I heard the booming voice announcer robot*

Welcome Possugard the Possum wizard!

*did they have to make it so loud? I nearly jumped out of my skin! Once the shock subsided I realized just how fancy this place was. Everything was gold plated, from the couches to the tables.

The tables! The lavish decorations had almost distracted me from my goal. Fancy party means free fancy food and I was planning on grabbing enough finger sandwiches, deviled eggs, cocktail wieners, and orderverse to feed me and my possums till the end of the year. I had enough money to get food but my possums have been absolute angels so they deserve a treat. If I had to get a rash from this plastic lined suit to do it then so be it!

Let the snack heist begin. *

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(OOC this is the general vibe of my BMB Outfit, please be patient art is coming)

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So….who broke it?

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trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

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I’m a smidge skittish when it comes to testing things not on myself due to their tendency to….backfire

Welp after the hundredth hoop and STILL being denied my wizard license I decided to finally go unlicensed! If you’ll excuse me, I have an entire list of spells I always wanted to try.

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Question is there a dress code? Like how fancy we talking

Hello magical friends~☆

While the date poll continues, I'm working on some things behind the scenes!

While I was working on the prompt list, I was thinking about hosting a small competition of sorts for any outfits people make for their characters, where there will be polls for "Best Dressed"

The only prize really would just be bragging rights, but I thought it would be something fun to include and would be 100% optional for participation

Sooo

PINGLIST

(For some reason tumblr is still messing up a few people's usernames, please check if you have a privacy setting preventing mentions if your username is affected. Otherwise idk how to help)

@scuttling-comfuddlement @the-gnomest-bastard @kobold-sanctuary-buss-island @satyrs-apothecary @irving-the-pirate-wizard @morbingtime @justagingerwithredhair @chaos-familiar @these-detestable-hands @regina-the-sorceress @combustion-witch @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @mango-lord-of-poison @selldemapplez @agentldiddy @fractalkitty @wizard-island-trading-co @asheslab @good-wizard @the-illegal-wizard-council @ash-the-tiefling @mysticminion @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @blaster-fagot @life-is-okay-rn @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @thequeerwizardcouncil @be-gentle-with-littluns @dread-the-eldritch-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @a-squirrel-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @amateur-wizard @chaos-wizard-nyehehe @bertskullhaver @transgender-wizard @flowers-the-sun-witch @thebookshelflord @ceeceelemons @the-silliest-sorcerer @wizard-ghost @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @flirtyambiguouswizard @jesterofthelibrary

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Hey quick question, how fancy we talking? Like black tie or?

Hello magical friends~☆

While the date poll continues, I'm working on some things behind the scenes!

While I was working on the prompt list, I was thinking about hosting a small competition of sorts for any outfits people make for their characters, where there will be polls for "Best Dressed"

The only prize really would just be bragging rights, but I thought it would be something fun to include and would be 100% optional for participation

Sooo

PINGLIST

(For some reason tumblr is still messing up a few people's usernames, please check if you have a privacy setting preventing mentions if your username is affected. Otherwise idk how to help)

@scuttling-comfuddlement @the-gnomest-bastard @kobold-sanctuary-buss-island @satyrs-apothecary @irving-the-pirate-wizard @morbingtime @justagingerwithredhair @chaos-familiar @these-detestable-hands @regina-the-sorceress @combustion-witch @slymewitch @yourlocalbreadenthusiast @mango-lord-of-poison @selldemapplez @agentldiddy @fractalkitty @wizard-island-trading-co @asheslab @good-wizard @the-illegal-wizard-council @ash-the-tiefling @mysticminion @blobbiedaykeeppcaway @blaster-fagot @life-is-okay-rn @skyethebisexualwolfwizard @thequeerwizardcouncil @be-gentle-with-littluns @dread-the-eldritch-wizard @profeshinul-wizurd @a-squirrel-wizard @the-mighty-dalob @amateur-wizard @chaos-wizard-nyehehe @bertskullhaver @transgender-wizard @flowers-the-sun-witch @thebookshelflord @ceeceelemons @the-silliest-sorcerer @wizard-ghost @a-goose-in-a-trenchcoat @flirtyambiguouswizard @jesterofthelibrary

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G U Y S I T W A S D E L I C I O U S

Hmm..*stares at slug*

Eh what the hell *nom*

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Hmm..*stares at slug*

Eh what the hell *nom*

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I did, it was just a weird side effect of a spell that was meant to help me make my potions cost efficient! I have mouths to feed so I jumped on it!!

I LIVE WITCHES