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i could be doing something productive but what’s a better way to spend the weekend than drawing butts

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"Punishment works!!!" We're drowning in three to four generations of people so pants-shittingly terrified of ever being wrong that half of everyone has constructed a worldview wherein they never even consider the possibility that they could be wrong and the other half behaves like one wrong move will make anything or anyone explode violently into a million irreperable pieces. I don't think it works guys

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Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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So photos of our Company of Cuties group. 

Lady Dwarves = <3

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Sansûkh - The Mighty Mighty Masterpost

It finally grew too big, everyone. It was out. Of. Controoool. And so, it’s getting split into sections. 

Due to tumblr borking over the sheer amount of links, they are now hosted on Google Drive :)

Sansûkh - The Writing

includes Sansukh itself, The Appendices, translations, side-stories, fics set in the Sansukh universe by diverse authors, headcanons, and even recipes! (BROADBEAM DUMPLING SOUP OH YES)!

Sansûkh - Art

Over 300 (!!!) works of art, in many different mediums (including oil pastel, pencil, ink, digital art, animation, multimedia, tattoos, cosplay and gifsets!)

Sansûkh - Music

Original compositions and links to downloadable sheet music. Includes the Lyrics masterpost, Beautiful renditions, arrangements and recordings of all songs by a myriad of wonderful performers (including *gulp* the author)!

Sansûkh - Podfics

Here you can find out all about the epic Sansûkh Podfic Project! This project is the brainchild of fuckthisimgoingtoerebor and heuristicdevice. Each voice actor is a fan who has been chosen by audition. Each character is an individual voice actor! Come and join the fun!

The Sansukh Graphic Novel

The incredible work of the wonderful fishfingersandscarves. Go and be amazed.

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woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.

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malls are dying because they don't have blacksmith, apothecary, alehouse or peddler's

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this is such an easy fandom. all i have to do is say chester mckee and y'all black out and hit reblog

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Since it seems that almost nobody I know has actually read the concerning hobbits bit of the lord of the rings prologue here’s some lore about hobbit politics™

Hobbits are mainly ruled by clan law. What family you’re officially apart of is very important and pretty much everyone has everyone else’s family histories memorized

Hobbits like reading very boring books full of information they already know about their own family lines

There’s hobbit wealth inequality. Rich hobbits live in holes because they can afford to make very big ones that fill up entire hills and it’s a way of showing off. Poor hobbits live in holes because they can’t afford houses so they just start digging into a hill. Middle class hobbits live in built structures made of wood.

A very long time ago there used to be a king in the area that gave the region of the shire to the hobbits if they promised to maintain the roads and bridges of the region

That king and kingdom hasn’t existed for over a thousand years but the hobbits still act like he’s around and follow his laws

They know he’s not there. They just act like he still is.

The hobbits claim they sent a bunch of archers to help in a war a long time ago but nobody else has this in their records of that war

Hobbits’ main methods of killing things usually involves either archery or throwing stones at things. Apparently they’re really really good at killing things by throwing rocks at them.

Bree hobbits live side by side with men and have lived there for a very long time

Bree hobbits call shire hobbits “colonizers”

They’ve got a leader called a thane but he’s only relevant during times of crisis to convene a moot of clan leaders but hobbits don’t generally have times of crisis so he’s mostly a figurehead

The thane is almost always from the Took family

There’s a mayor of the shire that’s elected. He mostly plans events and appoints the sheriff

There’s twelve police officers in the entirely of the shire that mostly act as animal control

The book makes a point of letting you know that the police officers don’t have uniforms but they do put little feathers in their hats

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The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers (2002)

🎬 Peter Jackson

+ IMDb trivia (FotR trivia)

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let’s stop seeing sex as the biggest thing you can do to show someone you love them

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When I tell you I snorted!

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Smaug and Bilbo girltalk be like:

“And I once caught them trying to make off with my silver spoons!”

“MAKING OFF WITH YOUR TREASURE?!

H A N G. T H E M.”

“Well that would be just awful, wouldn’t it?”

“SO TOO IS GOING WITHOUT YOUR SILVER SPOONS.”

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I think we as a society need to let go of the idea that androgynous look is Tolkien-Elves (men) and lean toward the idea that the androgynous look can also be Tolkien-Dwarves (women)

This is good we love this

BUT THIS IS GOOD TOO ANDROGYNOUS CAN LOOK LIKE THAT

Orla

Narvi

Bomfris

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