probably-not-a-wizard

[probably-not-a-wizard]

THE EARTH DOTH SHHIVER AND TREMBLE BENEATH MY FOOTSTEPS.

CORRCTION.

I DOTH SHIVER AND TREMBLE.

I AM GLOOBY.

STRAIGHT. GLOOPIN IT.

[probably-not-a-wizard]

Siiighhhh the knives and spears are in my soul again :/

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Murder me dead at the bowling alley please

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I am secretly several pomegranates in a trenchcoat

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❌ Unreasonable yearning

✅ Painting for 3 hours a day

[probably-not-a-wizard]

I am NOT going to be stupid

I am NOT going to tell people the wild ramblings

I am NOT going to speak of the madness curling up in my mind like a cat in a beam of sunlight

I am NOT going to hurl pieces of my consciousness at people

I am NOT going to speak of the stir they cause in the cauldron sitting in my chest

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I need to be kissed violently please

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I love when the master of my keep pays me gold for my time spent watching his pyromantic spectacles 

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I have this primal need to curl up in someone’s lap like a cat. I need someone to play with my hair.

[probably-not-a-wizard]

I AM NOT A WIZARD YOU SONG AND DANCE BREAKING INTO FREAK!

You are no god.

You are as easily swayed by the hand of death and the tides of fate as I,

Theater Freak.

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YOU CANNOT FATHOM HOW THOROUGHLY I WILL KICK YOUR ASS THEATER FREAK

You are no god.

You are as easily swayed by the hand of death and the tides of fate as I,

Theater Freak.

[probably-not-a-wizard]

WHY MUST CAFFEINE THRUST ITS HAND INTO MY CHEST AND SEIZE ME BY THE HEART MAKING EVERYTHING FEEL MUCH BIGGER A DEAL THAN THEY ARE AND MAKE ME ENTIRELY QUESTION WETHER OR NOT IM A GOOD HUMAN DESERVING OF LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP AND SHIT THIS IS BULLSHIT

[probably-not-a-wizard]

I need more armor

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Permission to jingle at you? Maybe just a little?

[probably-not-a-wizard]

Poking a tiny straw into a battery and sipping on it with my pinky up like Zeus’ strange yet cunty caffeine addicted child

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Hmmm you liked my post once? You fool! I am immediately following you and stalking all of your posts! You utter fool!

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Ohhh nooo mysterious sexy entity that I DID NOT SUMMON ohhh nooooo please whatever you do don’t make out with me noo I would hate that! Please no dont kiss me so intensely yet sweetly I redefine my perception of desperation and desire and need for the touch of another noooo how would I ever cope with this!