18Eyyy I’m just a little freaky guyTotally not a wizard I promise
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I need more armor
#don’t ask#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#wizardposting#:3#send reinforcements#send the cavalry#summon tim#bring forth the holly hand grenade#knightposting
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Permission to jingle at you? Maybe just a little?
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#whimsical#jester posting#wizardposting#just a silly little guy#spilled thoughts#:3#please#much whimsy upon thee#<3
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Poking a tiny straw into a battery and sipping on it with my pinky up like Zeus’ strange yet cunty caffeine addicted child
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#just a silly little guy#caffeine#just a silly little guy :3#spilled thoughts#not that I know the guy#wizardposting#cause that would be weird for a totally normal guy to know Zeus personally
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Hmmm you liked my post once? You fool! I am immediately following you and stalking all of your posts! You utter fool!
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#wizardposting#just a silly little guy :3#you’re my buddy now#too late#there is no escape#:3#genuinely I hope you think I’m funny and enjoy more of my posts in the future
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Ohhh nooo mysterious sexy entity that I DID NOT SUMMON ohhh nooooo please whatever you do don’t make out with me noo I would hate that! Please no dont kiss me so intensely yet sweetly I redefine my perception of desperation and desire and need for the touch of another noooo how would I ever cope with this!
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#spilled thoughts#just a silly little guy#wizardposting#just a silly little guy :3#yearning hours#oh no he's hot#oh no bro#oh well#if I must#who am I to deny the fates their will for me and my life when I am but a puny mortal in the hands of a mysterious and sexy entity#totally didn’t summon it guys I swear#someone left that damn grimoire laying around again
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You are no god.
You are as easily swayed by the hand of death and the tides of fate as I,
Theater Freak.
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#spilled thoughts#just a silly little guy#wizardposting#targeted post#you know who you are
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Mmmmmmm
Horns
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#spilled thoughts#just a silly little guy#wizardposting#ren faire#spent way too much money#as handlebars#/ref
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EHEHEHEHEHE
>:3
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#wizardposting#dead gay wizards#wizard#just a silly little guy :3#just a silly little guy#silly#silly goofy mood#up to evil#scheming#up to NO good#devious little man
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Starting to think y’all only like me for my soup post :(
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#spilled thoughts#wizardposting#dead gay wizards#sigh#sad thoughts#sadnees#siiighhhhh#fake friends#crying
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I can feel the ghosts of caffeinated drinks past Baja Blasting through my veins at Mach Fuck.
I think I’ll have another tomorrow.
#not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#totally not a wizard#spilled thoughts#caffeine#500 milligrams of caffeine#I don’t need help you need help
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If miso soup was a person I would suck them off crazy style. Earth shattering type shit. Y’all don’t even know.
#not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#totally not a wizard#spilled thoughts#mmmmmngh miso#soup#i fucking love soup
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Nah you gotta get possessed once every few months by the ghost of cleaning present and clean every inch of your entire room in the span of 45 minutes and every time someone even thinks about interrupting you ya gotta explode them with your mind and then have a clean room for like 3 weeks max then live surrounded by the physical manifestation of the disarray in your mind and life overall for the next couple of months until you get possessed again
trying to clean your room can be really daunting and stressful, but you don't have to clean the whole room all in one go.
If you pick up just one thing off the floor, wipe away a little bit of dust, take any dishes to the sink, or anything of the sort, then you have successfully cleaned a bit of your room! It doesn't have to be done all in one burst and every little dent you make will result in a slightly cleaner room
#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#posessed#I’m totally a fungtional human wdym#just a silly little guy :3
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WOE, CAFFEINE OVERINDULGENCE UPON THEE
#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#not a wizard#spilled thoughts#caffeine#monster#baja blast#baja blast part 2 electric boogaloo#500 milligrams of caffeine#this is fine and normal#I’m a healthy and responsible adult#my bones itch to turn into pure light but that’s irrelevant#:3#just a silly little guy#crazy how that wand and grimoire were just left unattended
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Gods I am such a looser boyfailure when it comes to flirting with guys it’s fucking embarrassing
#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#not a wizard#fuck my stupid baka life#dumbass#idiots in love#spilled thoughts#why am i like this#you know he likes you you fucking stupid ass twink
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Oh to beat up my ex in the chucky cheese costume
#they work at chuck e cheese#yes they wear the costume frequently#yes they are a fucking looser#yes they deserve it#not a wizard#totally not a wizard#definitely not a wizard#spilled thoughts#going to curse this mother fucker
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about to hit “it” and by it i mean. hahgc. the haey
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