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So I got an email yesterday congratulating my account for turning 7 years old...?

I'm just under 20 years old?

Why did I create a Tumblr account as a 12 year old? Why was I on Tumblr before I even turned 13 years old????

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Get some blood from them as well

Repay the favor and dominate the situation :)

Guys i have to get my blood drawn tomorrow what do i do

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reverse evolution; go back on all fours

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we need more vampire characters who are squeamish at the sight of blood. that's a comedic goldmine and it's just sitting there

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i am so sorry for the 14 people who are now following me

good luck

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everytime i read the word "favourite" or any other word where the UK spelling has a U in it but the American version don't I think of that like idk post or something where the American be like "getting rid of u"

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but red onion is.... purple??????

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current hyperfixation: food from south of the equator

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the horse is named friday :)

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not to be a simp on main BUT

Taika Waititi (Captain Backbeard in Our Flag Means Death) is literally

THE

MOST

ATTRACTIVE

PERSON

On the earth

What the fuck yall

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tortilla on head

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you want face??????

but slenderman?????

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he stand

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okay but what if i recited the entire bible in latin hm??? whatcha gonna do about that?????

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Can confirm, am furby

I noticed something

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i cant stop thinking about the… haunted jellyfish tulip thing…?

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Ohhhh noooo they’re embaaarrassed :(((((

noticed my coworker was on tumblr so i told them “i like your shoelaces” and they said “never say that out loud to me”