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evelyn: let's play 20 questions.

celia: okay! i'll go first. what is your favorite color?

evelyn: triangle. are you a lesbian?

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i need angie harmon to come to my house and personally explain to me her Very Straight™ acting choices in this scene

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Do you ever just cry from gayness? No? Oh...

Victoria Pedretti photographed for the Netflix FYSEE Event for “The Haunting of Hill House” ➜ 21 May, 2020

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after social distancing is over everyone is gonna be so touch starved every contact with another human will be like the hand flex scene in pride and prejudice (2005)

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I would literally die for Gwendolyn Briggs 

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the crain family as john mulaney quotes

steve:

shirley:

theo:

luke:

nellie:

hugh:

olivia:

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Lord, give me the power

The power to be like that one woman my gf and I met at a conference a year ago whose gay vibes were so strong we both felt her walking into the room and we both turned around

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All the Ratched fans out there

#SPOILERS - READ AFTER THE FIFTH EPISODE

I need your help. In the fifth episode of the series in the final scene when Mildred is holding Gwen she’s repeating “Stay with me. Stay with me. Stay with me”.  But I’m sure that between the second and the third “stay with me” there’s something else. But I cannot find in the subtitles. 

Do you know what Mildred is saying there? I need it for scientific purposes!!!

jk, im writing a ff but help mi tho, pls

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I think I want my next piercing to be through my heart with a wooden stake

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mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation

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*Miranda Priestly voice*

Lesbian storyline ends in death? Groundbreaking.

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supergirl → text posts

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the 99 squad meets: Anna Kendrick’s twitter

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The Half Hour S05E09 – Emily Heller

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sorry i was late i can’t conceptualize time