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Friendly reminder that Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley were in the same year at Hogwarts.

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little 616 tony things to remember:

- calling his date’s friend for help on what to wear - green sunglasses pink superstar jacket - facing the world but sinking into an existential crisis when a kid doesn’t like him - praying he’s not drunk when he wakes up in the morning - aggressively longing for inner peace - high key avengers nostalgia - asking and remembering stark industries employees names - personally lending a hand in the rehabilitation process of known criminals - “don’t you believe in dreams?” - broken mirrors - divine comedy references - “malory” and “captain america” passwords - the “&$&@ it, fire everything” protocol - waking up in a hospital and, “don’t sedate me, i’m an alcoholic” - to a little girl “don’t be frightened. i’ll be right back. and one day, you can sing me a song” - riding on the back of the motorcycle - using pictures of his girlfriend as a bookmark - “this is a heist movie” - stark datashades - the blonde clean-shaven steve rogers-esque undercover look - casually owning a captain america costume - sad post-mortem videos - growing up as a “sensitive boy” who cried ~too much - james bond references - drawing heart shapes on fogged glass - getting his nose broken trying to defend a woman from harassment - keeping wedding pictures of happy and pepper on his mantelpiece like an actual grandmother - having vivaldi play as soon as he steps into the house - extreme sports junkie - “the drink or the dream?” - talking about both “tony stark” and “iron man” as entities separate from each other and separate from himself - a part of him is dead and the other is screaming in pain - space fascination - rollerskates - being scared of the dark - feeling bad about killing sewer rats and lizards - FEAR OF COCKROACHES - horoscope nerd - e X t r e M e horoscope nerd - wanting to die but not dying because he doesn’t think he has done enough even though he also thinks he’s done too much lol “necessary monster” - weird choices for sleeping places - the “grinding but hollow feeling” that makes him want to drink - slipping AA sayings into casual conversation - tony’s personal christmas shopping = christmas shopping for people at the homeless shelter he funds - christmas wish: “someone to watch over me” - hating magic - hiring anyone who demonstrates valor on the spot (pepper potts, happy hogan, marcy pearson, etc) almost like he’s knighting them 😎 - broken bones and coughing blood inside the armors - when the suit fails: “don’t be a coffin” - disturbing medical protocols - the creepy satanic undertones in several of his nightmares - not believing in heaven and hell but believing he’d go to hell if it existed - also high key wondering if he IS in hell - to be continued

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headcanon that you can not only get inside the ravenclaw common room by having the right answer to a riddle, but by also spewing out a 900-word argument as to why the riddle password thing is an unfair way to get inside the dorms

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Every Gravedence/Gravebone fic ever:

Credence: Please, Mr. Graves, help me. There is a great evil inside me, Mr. Graves. I can’t control it and it is driving me insane.

Percival: Let me take you to my room and I’ll show u the real great evil ;)))))

Credence: *doesn’t understand* *follows him anyway*

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nate novarro makes me want to cry- a story by goddammitfenton

how

do

you

even

exist

like

woah

can you

not please(also water u doing alex)

and thanks

wow youre precious

aw baby

why was this in the ‘nate novarro’ google images search thing idek

baby woah

stahp

why are you making out with alex bby

actually never mind i ship it

cAN YOU NOT

damn

woah so hardcore

woah otp

dayuuuuuuummm

hE IS SO SHORT LIKE I CANT

such a babe

this has been a post

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Well… I don’t know about everyone else, but I’m deeply in love with the Alcoholic Brony.

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Robert Downey Jr. as Derek Lutz in Back to School (1986)

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You’re right… I don’t deserve her. Here’s where you’re wrong: she was already perfect •

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Just imagine.

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is this a halloween version of those awful circa-2012 wattpad teen fics

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Why don’t they put advertisers on the Hulk? He’s basically a giant Banner.

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such a lovely concept to think about: the love that bruce banner feels for tony stark and how it extends to hulk

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I got low. I didn’t see an end, so I put a bullet in my mouth and the other guy spit it out! So I moved on. I focused on helping other people. I was good, until you dragged me back into this freak show and put everyone here at risk.

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pros and cons of having chris evans as your lock screen

pro: chris evans is your lock screen

con: when you wake up in the middle of the night to check the time on your phone, you get caught off guard and suddenly feel attacked by being faced with such a glorious face

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Kansas City fire department saves Kansas City police department from elevator.

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tony was a twink pass it on

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stony is practically over after civil war so i guess i’ll turn to the science boyfriends now