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I haven't left my house in like almost an entire year, which is a little crazy

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Trying to explain Warframe to new people is impossible without sounding absolutely insane. It's like, if a game had an identity crisis...but in a good way. An identity buffet, if you will. There's so much in this game it's sensory overload.

You like space dogfights? Rogue-lites? Fishing, mining, player housing? How about Guitar Hero, space shanties, and Tony Hawk's Pro Skater? Let's not forget the dating sim. Oh yeah, you can add a birthing QTE rhythm minigame too, because why not. I'm waiting for the inevitable sex update, cause y'know, we've gotten this far without imploding, so it might as well happen. Like what the fuck even is this game anymore. Nobody knows! Not even the devs themselves. It's all held together by dreams, duct tape and vibes at this point, but somehow it works.

Hop on Warframe, we have:

Bionicle meets Neon Genesis Evangelion

12 yr olds turning the geneva conventions into a checklist

your trans robot mom who has DID

old man yaoi

a traumatized group of bisexuals fighting the Y2K bug

an autistic child and his fidget spinner solos god

a fish voiced by Astarion

workers' union committing terrorism against capitalists

incel who tries to destroy the sun because he fumbled a bad bitch (she took the kids)

a boyband that you have to slay for weapons

and an eldritch entity beyond human comprehension that can only be defeated by the power of love

And if you think all that sounds unhinged out of context, don't worry, It's just as unhinged with context.

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Just few of my kindred NPCs I drew for VTM campaign i GM for my friends. Left to right: - Count Hedeon, Tzimisce elder and most powerfull vampire around - Grobla, face of Nosferatu nesting on the underside of city bridges - Łazarz, ex-anarch turncloak, gang leader and Gangrel primogen - Kartagina, Brujah sheriff fiercly devoted to the concept of masquerade itself - August, prince of the city - Tremere, but enemy of the pyramid - disliked by most, mistrusted by all - Rusałka, local Gangrel wight from suburban lake

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STOP MAKING LIVE ACTION ADAPTATIONS OF LIKE VIDEO GAMES AND COMICS AND STUFF WHEN ANIMATED MEDIA WOULD BE SO MUCH BETTER AND FAITHFUL AND BETTER RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

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Gathered the money I need 🫡 thank y'all so much ♥️

Hey everyone! My vial of Estradiol Enanthate is almost empty and I don't have an income, so I'm fundraising to afford my next vial.

I need about $75 total! I currently have like $14 on my Cashapp (which is what I use to pay for my vials), so I'm a little under a quarter to my goal.

My Cashapp is $SimpleeRat29 if anyone wants to donate! Every little bit helps! 🙏

Thank y'all!

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Another awesome person donated $10 so now I only need $16 ‼️ ty all so much ‼️

Hey everyone! My vial of Estradiol Enanthate is almost empty and I don't have an income, so I'm fundraising to afford my next vial.

I need about $75 total! I currently have like $14 on my Cashapp (which is what I use to pay for my vials), so I'm a little under a quarter to my goal.

My Cashapp is $SimpleeRat29 if anyone wants to donate! Every little bit helps! 🙏

Thank y'all!

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Extremely handsome guy donated $35 so now I only need $26 !!!

Hey everyone! My vial of Estradiol Enanthate is almost empty and I don't have an income, so I'm fundraising to afford my next vial.

I need about $75 total! I currently have like $14 on my Cashapp (which is what I use to pay for my vials), so I'm a little under a quarter to my goal.

My Cashapp is $SimpleeRat29 if anyone wants to donate! Every little bit helps! 🙏

Thank y'all!

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Hey everyone! My vial of Estradiol Enanthate is almost empty and I don't have an income, so I'm fundraising to afford my next vial.

I need about $75 total! I currently have like $14 on my Cashapp (which is what I use to pay for my vials), so I'm a little under a quarter to my goal.

My Cashapp is $SimpleeRat29 if anyone wants to donate! Every little bit helps! 🙏

Thank y'all!

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WHAT A FUCKING LINEUP HOLY SHIT I'M SO JEALOUS

WHO WANNA BUY ME A ONE-WAY PLANE TICKET TO NJ??? IM SO FR????

GRAHH IM SO FUCKING EXCITED

line up is crazy i can’t 😫

… i just have to not die of exhaustion ,’P…..

and not buy anything for a bit :|

aghhh :,))))

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“there is nothing outside of yourself that can ever enable you to get better, stronger, richer, quicker, or smarter. Everything is within. Everything exists. Seek nothing outside of yourself.” ― Miyamoto Musashi

Kami Art by Gordiart

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I never uploaded my safety wizard costume cause I didn't get good photos so here's some from the work day!

And a special low quality recording!

I got several questions about why I wore a beard.

Because wizards have beards! XD