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It's not like I'm trying into bootlicking proshippers here but the FUCK antis in tik tok community are THAT retarded???

A few years have had to pass from the appearance of this pee vs poop wars on social media for these smooth brains to understand that term "proship" itself isn't necessarily about liking necro pedo incest BUT a fcking belief about letting everyone ship what they want without any moral limits tied up to real life and it's not like they are on their way to,at least,understand who they're fighting with because I keep seeing posts about people spreading misinformation and telling everyone this bs like they're holding my hand.

Being a "proshipper" literally means being against lynching people for any vomitous shit they ship.You can be a proshipper AND ship the most normie-WLM-consensual-relationships-not-related-18+.You can be an antishipper AND ship some abusive shit,BUT drawing a line if there's a child involved,for example.

Terms "pro/antishipping" had appeared before every keyboard warrior I see online climbed out of their mother's vagina,when the Internet was filled with australopithecus who got their anus ripped seeing some basic yaoi/yuri.

Before stepping into any online discourse,PLEASE learn the basics of the topic you're going to prove right/wrong bcs you look and sound absolutely brain-dead :P

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My cannibalistic fantasies perfectly fit the abandonment issues I have creating some strong ground underneath my feet to build stable relationships™ with the same fucked up bitches as I am :3

How the fuck is my woman going to abandon me,if,no matter what,I'll be always with and in her:in her organism,slowly getting digested?(⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

Of course,she is going to take a shit from time to time but no worries - I hope that I'm a big girl enough to make our bond last as long as it's possible.The most important thing is that I'll definitely spend a lot of time by her side taking a part in every activity she participates in and not feeling lonely anymore!(or at all feeling anything - you know,corpses tend to not give a shit about anything what surrounds them (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•⁠;⁠) ).

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When a gorgeous trad goth girl with dark fluffy hair and heavy makeup orders me to open my mouth,so she could grab my tongue and tear it out from my throat with all the nerves attached to it:

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If some neurotypical normie cunt defines OCD behaviour as craving for tidiness in your house and perfectionism in everything ONCE AGAIN,I'm going to bring all the garbage from my room and smear it all over their yard as clumsy and terribly as it's hypothetically possible only using my left hand and not daring to step on my right foot while approaching every corner because then my grandma will choke with her tea and die.

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Sometimes I feel like my parents have got a free-pocket lolcow instead of a child according to how many inside jokes we have in our family only about me and my failures (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠)

Like...I remember having a stomach ache and shitting all over the school toilet (a really important notice to understand the joke: it was the day when I was supposed to get through a registry to the language competition which our school provided),and the nurse sent me home,so I wouldn't cover in my feces the whole register cabinet,being worried about my health worsening further.Ofc,I had called my mom to warn her before actually arriving home and when I finally got back these mfs greeted me,shouting:"Congratulations!You've got the first place!" WHILE CLAPPING.

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I wanted to make a horny post but I've just noticed how funny the heart's wiggling while pulsating.I want to tickle it sooo bad,nghggnfngngnngmg (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

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I SWEAR TO GOD THAT IT'S THE FIRST AND THE LAST TIME WHEN I'M WRITING AN INTRO POST BECAUSE IT LITERALLY TOOK AWAY THE WHOLE DAY OF MINE.

I've also re-read my post and understood how predatory my whole post sounds like I swear that I'm not a fcking diddler, I just want human contact with the same antisocial fucks I am and not to get groomed - I have enough shit in my life to cry about (⁠༎ຶ⁠ ⁠෴⁠ ⁠༎ຶ⁠)

LET ME BE THE EDGY TEEN I'VE BEEN BORN FOR I ONLY HAVE TWO YEARS TO BE AS CRINGEY AS I WANT

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INTRODUCTION POST,YOU BITCHES

Meet the edgy teenage POS!!!>:D

I'm Griftie! I'm a swelling with body fat cis closeted lesbian with a list of the vilest fetishes existing (haematolagnia especially) living in the homophobic country with no social life,friends (among the fuckers close to/of my age) and hopes for near future!

Unfortunately,I don't fit to the tolerant woke girl archetype since I haven't got any blue hair but that's just because I've been over it in 2023 with my all-possible-colours-coloured strands :3 (thanks to my mom who didn't allow me then full hair dye,tho I don't have anything against dyed hair - just not my thing)

!!!Minor!!!

!!!MINOR!!!

!!!M-I-N-O-R!!!

(to be more specific,16 y.o;so if you're 20+ douchebag rotting in your own bed - pls,be a decent civil human being or you'll get to the blocklist for being a creepy creep)

I don't mind any pronouns used towards me except xenogenders (the same shit as with dyed hair - just not my thing,tho I don't have anything against the ones who use them),but mostly I refer to myself as she/he/it :P

I don't have any DNI since for me it's some kind of chronically online thing bcs who the fuck is gonna follow it?Like,get real.The only moral codex I'm following in being moots with/following anyone is to interact only with people who aren't amoral human beings hurting other living beings (or not really) in any way possible online or IRL,don't support/promote any harmful ideologies and aren't Genshin fans (I'm not joking,fuck you Genshin fans).If you want to interact with me - look if I fit into your DNI list criterias, whatever (by the way,it doesn't mean,that I don't block freely,you know?)

I'm not exactly radinclus,proshipper or member of any controversial ideology/community,but if you are one of these as a potential moot or follower - I don't really mind,if you behave decently and can defend your position in dialogue or explain your beliefs,probably making my own worldwide ugh...wider?Just don't be a creep - that's all what you're asked for,pookie :P

ALSO: keep it in mind,that I can joke as a cringey edgylord sometimes,but I will never support any real bigotry towards any group of people,so if I catch you harassing muh bros from minority groups - I'll find and castrate you with rusty scissors.

I'm not a fandom person and I don't follow the trends of what's popular nowadays or not in the Internet,so the communities I'm in are pretty dead,old and smelly like a corpse of a dead grandma (gonna update this part from time to time):

Slenderverse (Marble Hornets,EverymanHYBRID,a little of Tribe Twelve,but just because the plot of EH is tied up to for a tiny bit TT);

Creepypasta bullshit at all;

Grand Theft Auto (I've fully completed GTA:Vice City,GTA San Andreas only to Caligula casino part of the plot and at the current moment I'm suffering over GTA: Vice City stories;at all planning to finish all the Rockstar games available on my brickget till the end of this summer :P);

Pirates of Black Lagoon;

Hellsing;

Resident Evil (only 0-4 parts (⁠ ⁠･ั⁠﹏⁠･ั⁠) )

Local 58 TV;

Thehumanpet1 (ARG);

Poison Porridge (by Yakov Burov);

Saw (only till the fifth part,bcs I'm lazy to finish it);

Halloween with Michael Myers;

House of Wax (2005);

Elvira Mistress of the Dark;

Outlast (only the first part of the game,+Whistleblower and Trials);

Cube escape;

Texas chainsaw massacre (I mostly drool over 2003 and 2006 remakes including the comics,tho I can't lie that I also highly appreciate the classic movie);

Alan Tutorial.

It may sound quirky,but such a creature as me even has hobbies:

I like reading books.My favourite writers are Fyodor Dostoevsky,Theodore Dreiser and Francis Fitzgerald.For current moment I'm reading the compilation of stories of Howard Lovecraft.

I adore math and spending hours just solving some equations and other types of exercises,like UFFF (⁠｡⁠・⁠/⁠/⁠ε⁠/⁠/⁠・⁠｡⁠) Matrix topic is my beloved.

I can fluently speak English,Ukrainian and Russian.I also know German for a little and in the moment I'm learning Romanian.

Sometimes I draw and make edits of the stuff I'm into.I guess,it won't hurt if I post some of the works here sometimes.

I listen to a wide range of music genres,but here are the bands I crawl on all my fours to more often than to the others (mostly it's some metal/punk crap):

Trauma Bond,Wretched Blessing,girlsNames,Eating Shit,Motociclistas Suicidas en el Circulo de la Muerte,Nuclear Winter,Nasum,Cancerous Womb,Dying Fetus,Deceased,Exhumed,Rotting,Spasm,Cancer,Preschool Tea Party Massacre,Vaginal Kebab,F/i,salvia palth,Grouper,TV girl,Mitski.

This blog is literally a dump of everything which can possibly come into my head including gory and extremely disturbing stuff,so in case you're a sensitive snowflake who gets easily disturbed - please,leave my blog,we have to go with our own paths which aren't conjoined and blah blah blah/hj/nsrs.Also sometimes I may put a trigger warning to some of my posts to prevent triggering anyone who accidentally stumbled upon my posts ▼⁠・⁠ᴥ⁠・⁠▼ (I'm just paranoid of actually disappointing anyone with my shit).

And finally...The last part of the introduction post since I am into keeping everything in order:

#whining-of-an-old-obese-doggo - venting about all the problems I face as a punished by God piece of meat;

#yapping-into-the-void - me expressing my extremely important opinion about any topics I want to yap about;

#finger-painting-with-feces - me uploading my arts on this blog cuz why not;

#dead files - my goofy edits made in Alight Motion;

#delirious-fantasies - me hitting puberty and being freaky,yk 😝😜🤪 (NSFW stuff,to be in short);

#я-у-папы-графоман - me spilling the facts about the headcanons I have made for the characters of the fandoms I'm in,the facts of the same based on my shitty headcanons AUs and my own characters.Why?Just don't ask;

#vomitous-memoirs-of-a-mentally-deranged - just me talking about various stuff from my daily life because of boredom.

(I also have OCD and generalized anxiety and I take a dosage of pills that's able to knock out a horse,so,in case if I behave strangely or literally fade away from the blog and the Internet itself on a few months,know that everything's under control,I'm just feeling like a piece of shit.It's not like anyone cares anyway,but still)