#landduo

[floridamanbbh]

also this bc my feed needs something more lighthearted and i like yhellow men ig BLEHHH

[flosarbor]

Prison arc is my favorite omg

[pppuri]

landduo as boomer comics

[qsmpcryptid]

Foolish: "So you don't remember being on the island?"

Bad: "nope!"

Foolish: "but you remember me?"

Bad: "yeah! I could never forget you"

Foolish: "ah, motherfucker."

[bigboobyhalo]

Foolish: We need to get Dapper back to you soon, and not just Dapper, but like almost all the eggs back to you soon ‘cause you are… not lookin’ good… like literally it just looks like I’m looking at like a past Badboyhalo, like, you’re– you’re withering away.

Bad: Y’think, Foolish?

Foolish: Yeahhh…

Bad: I mean, sometimes, when people aren’t feeling their best, Foolish, they still wanna hear someone say that they’re pretty, y’know?

Foolish: Ohhh, so—

Bad: Can you– can you say that? Can you just say “Badboyhalo, I still think you’re pretty.”

Foolish: Would it– would it help get your face off the ground?

Bad: It might.

Tina, laughing: What is happening right now…?

Foolish: Would it make Skeppy jealous?

Tina: What the fuck…?

Bad: I mean… [crosstalk] I don’t– I don’t know, but it would– it would make me a little happier.

Tina: [crosstalk] HELLO?? GUYS???

Foolish: What– what, Tina? I’m trying to console this man! What’s wrong with you?

Tina: I just– I just clocked back in– I don’t know– should I be here– [stammers] should I go? Am I supposed to leave??

Bad: Why?

Foolish: No– [breaks into laughter] Bye!

Tina: [stammers] I’ll– I’ll get out of here, [crosstalk] don’t even worry about it, I’ll— [voice quickly fades as she grappling-squoks away]

Bad: [crosstalk] Wait, why– why are you leaving? Why?

Foolish: … Y’know, Bad, under the stars, you, um… even though you’re fading from light, I think, um, there’s still a little sparkle in ya, and, y’know, maybe… maybe you do look pretty.

Bad: Oh… Well thank you, Foolish. I mean… it’s nice to hear once in a while and, y’know, hearing it from someone with as chiseled as a jawline as you have, y’know—

Foolish: Yeah…

Bad: I know it actually…

Foolish: Yeah.

Bad: … means something a lot– aww, thank you, here—

Foolish: Bring it in, bring it in.

Bad: — let me, uh, just type out– there we go, there we go…

Foolish, speaking softly: To be clear, I’m only doing this because of this unfortunate– unfortunate circumstances, and under any– almost any other circumstances, I would have not complied– in fact, I would have maybe called you an ugly piece of shit, but I’ll give you this one.

Bad: No– no, I know, Foolish, and honestly, that– that makes it even more significant.

Foolish: Yeah. Yeah, so, I’m just gonna sit back in my chair now.

Bad: Okay, go ahead…

what may very well be the sweetest moment between q!foolish and q!BBH that we’ve seen so far…

[sweetstove]

friend on twitter gave me this idea

[kingofthecapybaras]

"like sucking off- pause"

[natureismynature]

I am a firm believer that Foolish truly just does NOT have lore plans at all and he's; a) bullshitting it as he goes, b) leaving it up to the admins, and c) letting other players dictate how they relate to his character

I am also half convinced that a conversation like this happened along the way:

BBH: Hey Foolish, do you wanna do lore together?

Foolish: Hm? Sure, why not?

BBH: Great! What do you have in mind for your character so we can plan it out.

Foolish: Well, nothing really. I'm just winging it. But like, you can do whatever you want, I don't really care.

BBH: Wait, really? Anything? Anything at all? Are you sure?

Foolish: Yeah dude, it's whatever. Knock yourself out.

BBH: *makes it canon that their characters are (possibly)immortal and has known each other for a long time*

Foolish: Motherfucker-

[mangofanarts]

[daddyboyhalo]

bad: okay, let me put it this way. if someone broke into your house and was literally going through your closet and putting on your louis vuitton or something like that. and you’re just sitting there like watching, you don’t say anything, you don’t call the police—you just watch as he’s trying on, like, your socks,

pomme: now imagine foolish comes into your house while u sleep and steal everything, what do you do

bad: one, my foolish detector would go off and i would wake up and immediately sit up in my bed, make eye contact with him, and then charge him.

pomme: you have a foolish detector?

bad: yes. it’s built into my brain, pomme. whenever foolish comes within 3 miles of me, i know. i just know. i can just tell.

pomme: 0_o

[sharptoothed-gaze]

Thinking about Foolish and Badboyhalo’s deal and the ways the eggs have changed everything for these two immortals…

I’m thinking about how Badboyhalo fully expected Foolish to argue against his 1000 coins for avocados deal, and how he normally would have too! Everyone there knew it was a ridiculous price, which is why Bbh expected a negotiation.

HOWEVER, Bbh didn’t see what happened with Leo seconds before. When Foolish and Leo were walking out, she was moving very slowly and looked incredibly sad before falling to the floor.

Leo was genuinely really sad to not have those avocados because it meant she couldn’t make avocado toast. Her toast stand back at home is one of her greatest joys and is important to her. Foolish could tell how much this meant, and immediately left to find Bad.

Bbh expected a negotiation like usual for these two arguing entities, but this was different. This time Foolish was determined to get the one thing his kid really wanted. It became a priority above money and above personal pride. Bad honestly couldn’t have predicted that because in all of their lives shared together, Foolish has never had Leo.

[fulizz36]

Short haha

[i-ges]

Silly and sillier

Obsessed with their little bits, simply can’t get enough

[pppuri]

bleh (´；ω；`)

[royalarchivist]

Foolish: Are you getting married?

Bad: I dunno Foolish, are you proposing?

Foolish: Fck no. What- that was crazy! Are you insane? Eat dirt.

[Everyone bursts into giggles]

[bigboobyhalo]

CLIP OR I DONT BELIEVE IT HAPPENED?????

sorry this clip is so long, but every second of it is absolutely integral to just how absolutely insane this bit was. like HOW did foolish actually get badboyhalo to do this

( for context: q!bad is roleplaying as q!vegetta so that q!foolish can practice breaking the news of leonarda losing a life to him )