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amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

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boarding school aesthetic

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By the coast

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two versions 🖤🖤

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my son (a 45 year old single dad)

he’s ready to commit a war crime and delete the evidence

Pattern is Simplicity S9770

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have we considered vampires feeding and then kissing their prey sloppy style so their little human can taste their own blood on their tongue while all woozy and weak from bloodloss

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ok heres my hot take: women can make whatever fictional content they want i trust them to still be normal irl. men are mentally fragile, easily influenced and should not be allowed to read

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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STACKEDNATURAL ⇉ 205/327 (part 2)

12.12 Stuck in the Middle (With You) Written by Davy Perez Directed by Richard Speight, Jr. Original Air Date: February 16, 2017

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day 7: free day

Billie and Rowena

"But death was sweet, death was gentle, death was kind; death healed the bruised spirit and the broken heart, [...]."

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“Medieval peasants couldn’t handle my Spotify playlist” but could YOU handle a medieval bard relaying the epic of Beowulf over the course of an hour? Humble yourself.

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if you’re ever worried about your fic being ooc just remind yourself that once a year the show itself decides they get to write every character completely ooc and then air it as the season finale so ur literally fine

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first one down 😼 this was so crazy to draw LOLLL this rlly would be so fire tho wow. imagine a starship crew made up of only lesbians.

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as much as i adore buck getting soso eye twitching let's unearth the chainsaw jealous when ravi starts gushing about eddie, i would like to offer an alternative in which buck is soso unbelievably happy that ravi finally understands and buck is slowly indoctrinating the world one by one into the eddie diaz is perfect agenda and he's wearing this feat like a badge of honour. anyway he's just so excited to finally have someone to talk to about eddie who's willing to listen and who gets it and he's just rambling away about everything he has platonically filed away in a very platonic file labelled things that make me love eddie (platonically). meanwhile ravi is soso sure he and buck are on the same page about having a huge fucking crush on the guy, but ravi's been hesitant to bring it up because he knows what buck is like. one night though he gets a little too tipsy, gets a little too comfortable, and the personality gushing slowly bleeds into and god his ARMS and at first buck is like YEAH have you ever noticed the way his canines poke out when he smiles and ravi is nodding vigorously when he says i want him to bite me and buck is nodding right back until his tipsy brain catches up like hmmm that's suspicious anyway. and soon it devolves from doesn't eddie go the prettiest shade of pink when he blushes to ravi going i swear to god i have never seen an ass as perfect as his and i'm an ass man and buck is agreeing of course because it was like one of the first things he noticed about his best friend eddie diaz but why is ravi noticing it? i mean it's totally normal for a straight guy to check out a hot guy's ass, except it isn't. wasn't that the whole point of his conversation with maddie? so is ravi not straight? or is he just appreciating eddie diaz's ass? and buck's still puzzling all this out when ravi moves onto eddie's thighs and says god i'd bury myself between them for the rest of my life man do whatever the hell he wanted. and buck explodes.

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anyway today i'm thinking about buck apartment hunting. and how it's driving eddie crazy. how buck keeps talking about getting out of eddie and christopher's space. like he's in their way. like he's some sort of burden on them. and eventually eddie just, can't take it anymore. because it doesn't matter how many times he says, buck, we love having you here. you can stay as long as you want. you don't have to leave. buck's still being. well, buck. stuck in the belief that he doesn't really belong anywhere. so when buck tells eddie he won't be able to drive them home after their shift because he has an apartment viewing at nine, eddie's like, that's fine, bud. i can come with you. and buck's like, you really don't have to. it's across town and you'll be tired— and eddie's like, buck. let me come with you. and buck's like, o—okay. i mean, if you want. then, later. end of their shift rolls around and they're heading to buck’s truck, and eddie's like, keys? and buck's like, you wanna drive? and eddie shrugs, says, i had more coffee than you. and buck doesn’t argue, is too tired. it was a long shift. and well, he's a bit miserable. about going to see another apartment he probably won't like because it doesn't feel right. none of them feel right. so he tosses eddie the keys, reels off the address and slips into the passenger side. eddie turns the radio on low, talks. about that movie they're planning to see tonight, it's showing at 8:00. they could grab dinner first. about christopher's upcoming school faire. buck nods, mumbles something about baking cookies for him. listens to eddie's voice, quiet and comforting. lets his eyes slip closed. half dreams of eddie's kitchen. opens his eyes again ten minutes, twenty minutes, thirty minutes later. he's not sure. and—

blinks.

because eddie's pulled the truck to a stop. and this isn't—well. this isn’t the apartment buck was scheduled to see. this is 4995 south bedford street. and buck turns to eddie, confused. and eddie's smiling, soft, a little nervous. a little something else. something charged. something sure. and he says, want me to show you around? i think you're gonna love what this place has to offer. maybe even who. and buck's like, eddie, what—? and eddie reaches out, slides his hand over buck’s shoulder, thumb dragging softly over buck's collarbone. says, go with it, buck. and buck stares, nods. heart hammering in his chest. finally says, breathes, okay, show me what this place has to offer. and eddie smiles, and his hand moves, softly, slowly. up from buck's shoulder, over buck's face, thumb just under buck's lip. lingers there briefly. then he says, follow me. so buck does. buck follows him home. and eddie shows him around. tells buck all of the things buck already knows. and all of the stupid things buck told the potential subletters. meth lab jim. and buck laughs and worries his heart is going to burst out of him. and when they get to the bedroom, eddie kisses him, and kisses him, and kisses him. says against buck's mouth, so what do you think? like what this place has to offer? as he presses his thigh between buck's. and buck lets out a breathless gasp of a laugh. says, yeah i think this is the one.