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ACTUALLY we've been having an outlast movie, they're REMAKING the OLD Outlast movie

Hi! Did you hear we're getting an Outlast movie? 👀💕

I sure did! If they ruin it I will go insane!😻

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Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

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Thank you for the tag love bug!

Favorite color: Black, Purple, blue, forest green, sage, and amber

Last song played: Burn the World For You by Chris Grey.

Currently reading: Gideon the Ninth. (Lesbian space necromancer book. HIGHLY RECOMMEND IF YOUR INTO LBGT+ AND INTO ENEMIES TO LOVERS/SLOW BURN TROPE!!!)

Currently craving: Orange Chicken

Coffee or Tea: I would burn this place to the ground if I don't get my mfing coffee. I am a class super bitch if I don't get it. Boba tea is the only exception I will drink if I don't get my coffee.

Tagging: @brewed-awakening @the-cat-and-the-birdie @cherryredstars

thank you @lotvsflwr for the tag! ♡

favorite colour: black and pink!

last song played: stay ugly by crim3s

currently reading: ignoring the arthur fics,, im reading the ruin of witches by malcom gaskill

currently craving: chips:(

coffee or tea: tea!!

tags; @bratdotcom @bambiiluvsu @blvck-heretic @frostbitte @anna-proxx @coqvttes @mrm0rgansw0man && anyone else who wants to join in!!

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THIS IS THE ONLY WAY HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WRITTEN!!

Gotham police: Batman! Quick! Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy have broken into Money McBillionaire’s mansion.

Batman: You mean the one who’s been in the news because their factories haven’t been properly disposing of toxic waste?

cops: uh yeah?

Batman: and didn’t he get caught up in a domestic violence scandal a few years ago?

Cops: shouldn’t you be stopping them? 

Batman: right, on it.

*Later* 

Batman: Harley! Ivy! Stop! Don’t beat up Money McBillionaire! And don’t take this flashdrive which contains documents detailing his company’s dangerously lax safety practices as well as formal complaints and lawsuits from workers who have gotten sick off of toxic fumes. And definitely don’t take this other one revealing exactly how much he paid to have those domestic violence charges dropped, including the names of the people who accepted the bribe. And please, for the love of humanity, don’t send them to Clark Kent at the Daily Planet lest he publish these private documents for all to see.

Harley: Got an address?

Batman: Yeah, I’ll have Nightwing text it to you. Include a note that says B pointed you in his direction. 

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Geralt: I love you more than anything in the world.

Yennefer: More than Roach?

Geralt: Know your place.

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(Modern Au)

Ciri: Bonus mom, bonus dad I'm being bullied.... Permission to kill them?

Geralt: *Protective dad activated* You get the kids I get the parents!

Yennefer: *Concerned and exasperated* Or we can just simply talk to the principal and parents about this!?

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Yennefer: *Hiding*

Geralt: Why are you hiding?

Yennefer: I told Ciri what all women go through when they have a womb every month yesterday....

Geralt: And??

Yennefer: She started today....

Geralt: So...?

Yennefer: We didn't get any snacks to calm the beast....

Geralt: *Terrified* Oh shit.....

Ciri, somewhere in the distance: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!? NO RATIONS!?

Geralt: *Panic* Shit! Move move move!!!

Yennefer: Geralt I'm scared!

Geralt: I'm scared too!

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Huh, so keeping those corpses WAS useful.

Oh, to have a beautiful Hualian wedding.

Just me and my partner walking through a corpse hanging forest as blood drips down onto the little red umbrella above us. <3

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SHOCKWAVE EN ESPAÑOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Remy, Deep Thought: Hmmm...

Kevin: I know that look... All I ask, is can I help?

Remy: You ask Logan and I take Erik.

[10 minutes]

Remy: So you control metal right, chains included? Just wanted to make sure.

Erik: As long as they're ferromagnetic or ferrimagnetic.... Why??

Remy: So if you HAVE to fight... I dunno... Ghost Rider, who would win?

Erik, eyes widen, probably mind stopped working, about to cry: Are you psychotic?

[Meanwhile with Kevin and Logan]

Kevin: Heeyyy

Logan: Stop! Don't even ask!

Kevin: You do-

Logan: You're going to ask if I can beat Ghost Rider!

Kevin: ..... I mean can you?

Logan: I would rather be locked up in a room with Victor and *try* to work out our relationship and so I can have my brother that I know back.

Kevin: Damn... You'll lose that bad?

Logan: While being nice to everyone including Summers and Wilson...

Kevin, eyes widen: Oh shit it's worse...

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Marvel Snap (2022)

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Christmas time

The Deep, staring at the Christmas Tree: What.... The fuck?

Homelander: Well we couldn't decide between an angel or a star so we went with both.

Who the fuck is 'we' and you chose Harambe?

*Points*

Black Noir, saluting to the picture of Harambe: .....

Yeah... That makes sense now...

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Johnny Blaze: Whatever you do... DO NOT, I repeat, DO NOT tell it you're Ghost Rider...

Robbie Reyes: Wha? Who? Who's 'it'?

Danny Ketch: Trust us.... Don't

Wade Wilson : HEYY STUNT GHOSTIE! HEY FUTURE GHOSTIE!!!

For the last FUCKING time I'm not from the future!!!

Suuuuure....

Run.... Now!!

Wha-

Who's y'all's new buddy?

Too late...

Don't be shy, tell me, are you a new ghostie?

I don't kno-

Are you also a Stunt Ghostie, Cowboy Ghostie, Girl Ghostie, God Ghostie?

Don't answer, just run while you can!

I mean I work as a mechanic?

Fucking kids not listening.....

Oooooh! So that makes you a Mechanic Ghostie? Pleased to meet you!

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Say sike right now.... My baby Morph and Logan deserve their happy endings together.... Say sike... 🥺🥺

Any ship ideas if and when logan breaks morphs heart?

If Logan breaks their heart then morph deserves jean grey and Scott as karmic justice

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The conversation down of my last message is private. Basically I made a major booboo (again but we don't talk about the other booboo I made) and asked for a request without consulting @enchantedlov3r about it first. Please consult the person you're doing requests for, anonymous or not, PLEASE consult the person before making a request as serious as this.

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Funniest thing ever is that Hobie has NO IDEA how cocky and arrogant he comes off as.

Like the first time we meet Spider-punk he comes off as so obnoxious and condescending and oblivious 😭😭

He's making fun of Miles' suit and giving him pointers and cracking jokes and shit and we're watching this like

'who the hell do this man think he is frfr'

Cause we write Hobie all friendly and warm and stuff meanwhile most people's ACTUAL first reaction to Hobie and his introduction is confusion and distain 😭😭

Couldn't understand a word he was saying and he was still pissing me off 😭

Meanwhile Hobie probably thinks he's the most inviting and friendly looking person on planet Earth.

He probably thinks him and Miles hit it off right away. NO ONE has told Hobie how he comes off so he just.. doesn't know.

Imagine Miles breaking it to him like

Miles: You know Hobie, the first time we met, I couldn't stand you! Then you helped me out and I was like 'huh, this guy isn't so bad'-

Hobie: You what, mate? Why??

Miles: What do you mean 'why'? You have the biggest ego ever!

Hobie: ...What

Gwen: Yeah, Hobie. You do come off a bit.. gosh, how do I say this?

Pavitr: Conceited? Cocky? Really really arrogant?

Gwen: No, I-

Miles: Egotistical? Pretentious? Big-headed? Kinda annoying?

Gwen: PATRONIZING! That's the word I was thinking of.

Pavitr and Miles: Oh!! Yeah, that one too.

Hobie: Please tell me you're taking the piss. You're joking. Please tell me you're joking right now.

Gwen: You bringing up the time you were briefly a model?

Pavitr: Poking fun at people's fashion taste 30 seconds after meeting them?

Miles: Giving unsolicited (but eventually useful) advice no one asked for?

Gwen, Pavitr, and Miles in unison: 'I was this cool the whole time'?

Hobie: For fucks sake.

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I've decided to keep true to my Umbreon appearance for ✨AESTHETIC✨ reasons.