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Please watch this if you are anxious

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Lawyer: You’re adopting a child again?

Tony: Yes.

Lawyer: So that’s your second adoption in two years?

Tony: Yes. Second in two years. Sixth overall.

Lawyer: Mr. Stark, I have been an adoption attorney for twenty-three years and never have I had so much business from one client.

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Megatron: Soundwave, get this piece of trash out of here!

Soundwave [looks at Starscream]: You heard the man, move it.

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Optimus Prime and the Autobots are invited to attend an intergalactic goodwill party in deep space, but they’re not the only ones attending. Somehow, Megatron and the Decepticons were also allowed to come, and things are almost never pleasant with them around.

However, since the party is in neutral space, no one is to cause any unnecessary trouble unless they want a conflict on their hands. Then again, that doesn’t mean Megatron will make things simple for Optimus. And that includes an all too tense moment on the dance floor.

(Artists, feel free to recreate this Catadora scene with Megop if you wish)

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Megatron: I’m sorry I got angry. It’s something I’m working on.

Optimus [looks at him with shining, proud eyes]: Aw, you are?

Megatron: YES! NOW CAN YOU PLESE- [stops himself to take a deep, calming breath] Yes, I am.

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Megatron: These Autobots are so predictable with their feelings.

Tarn: As were you.

Megatron:… What?

Tarn: Elevated heart rate, dilated pupils. Optimus Prime means something to you.

Megatron: No, he doesn’t. He chose his side, I chose mine.

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I highly doubt the death penalty exists solely to kill black people

Candidate: "We need to abolish the Criminal-Justice system and implement a new system for Restorative Justice!"

Me: "Yes!"

That Same Candidate: "Also, the State should still be able to kill you, and I think it should be done with a Firing Squad or Morphine Overdoses and have just 1 year for due process."

Me: "No, wtf????"

Anyways, Jasmine Sherman supports the Death Penalty and while having a note on the website about how their stance has "evolved" from the above, it doesn't actually list their current policy either, so make of that what you will.

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Here's my headcanons of what neurodivergencies the lab rats (and leo) would have if I had been allowed to write this show

Adam: 

-ADHD and Dyslexia  

-"What do you mean the letters aren't supposed to move around?"

 "Uh" 

"Are you telling me most people don't have to read the same paragraph six times???" 

"Uh-"

 - After he got diagnosed he actually became a bit more interested in learning! It helps that most people are actually working with him now instead of just reassuring him that he's dumb -Chase especially feels really bad for teasing him so much without realizing how hard Adam had to try and researches ways to help people like him study 

-Adam still doesn't go out of his way to do well though, he's fine as long as he's passing his classes 

- is almost never standing still. He loves swivel chairs and will spend hours just spinning back and forth completely zoned out before he realizes he should probably eat something that day  

-the only time you'll see him completely still is when he's sleeping or super upset about something. He gets RSD pretty bad sometimes and will just shut down completely when upset

Chase 

-Autism, baby!! 

-Gets really bad sensory overload and has a lot of meltdowns if he gets too overwhelmed 

-he gets frustrated with himself a lot when he gets sensory overload and will try to ignore it, which usually makes it worse 

-He has a lot of stims but he typically will only do the more visual ones when he feels safe (mostly when he's alone or with his family if he knows they won't make fun of him) 

-Just. Constant info dumping. If you're going to start a conversation with him make sure you have at least 15 spare minutes to learn about the history of needle work (or whatever he's been researching that week)

-hates eye contact but will force himself for the sake of being Professional, to the point where he makes himself do more destructive stims (like pulling at his hair) or even having a meltdown

-(his family yells at him for doing this A Lot "Chase please just put on the goddamn headphones why do you do this to yourself-") 

-he was kind of embarrassed about being autistic at first and still tries to hide it most of the time to prevent people from bullying him about it, but after a while he learns to accept that it's not his fault people want to be dicks, and that autism isn't something to be ashamed of

Bree:

-dyslexia and anxiety 

-She's the one I have the least amount of headcanons for whoops-

-i think unlike Adam she's really embarrassed about being dyslexic and goes out of her way to avoid talking about it

-this is partially because of her anxiety too: she doesn't want to bother her teachers or anyone so she never mentions anything about getting accommodations 

-because of this she struggles a lot in some of her classes, but she spends a lot of time worrying about them and studying too

-she's had a lot of panic attacks at 3 am over trigonometry 

-after a while of her grades getting worse the school guidance counselor probably pulls her aside and is like "you know we can give you extra time to do tests right?" And basically gets her all the accommodations she needs 

-Bree is like "wow glad I spent 2 years building that 5 minute conversation up in my head and making myself worry so much I threw up multiple times" 

-she generally tries to not let anxiety control her too much, and once she gets some help from her teachers she gets way fewer panic attacks over school work

-she even tries to over compensate by trying to appear like nothing worries her even though Everything does

-she hates when her brother's occasionally go on missions without her (like if she's sick or injured), and her anxiety will scream at her the whole time they're gone

-they're always willing to reassure her that they're okay, though, and will even update her over headsets when they can 

-she also worried a lot that people around her are secretly mad at her or don't like her. Her family is usually willing to reassure her that they love her, but it does tend to put a strain on relationships she forms outside of them 

-also I think part of the reason she latches onto texting so much (besides the stereotypical Teenage Girl thing) is because spell check is a godsend 

Leo

-OCD and autism 

-tasha: uh hey buddy what are you doing?

6 year old leo: idk stacking these blocks 

Tasha: oh, okay, why don't we work together to make a big tower?

Leo: no. There must be Exactly Six blocks in each tower 

Tasha: okay buddy that's great :)

-the lab rats are initially very confused by some of his rituals 

-for example: when he turned the lights in a room on or off, he had to flick the switch 5 times. Or at night, he had to check to make sure the door was locked three times 

-they asked him if that was something that most people did in the outside world, and he explained to them what OCD was, and eventually told them about a bunch of other neurodivergences

-"wait so you said you have something called autism too?"

"Yeah, it's what makes me do that thing where I flap my hands sometimes. A lot of people with autism will know a lot of stuff about a few specific topics and will hate eye contact and other people touching them, but everyone is different"

Chase: "tell me more right now."

-that's how they end up getting diagnosed too!

-Leo tells them about different disorders (including ones they don't have) and they immediately launch onto the feeling of Are You Telling Me Other People Do This?

-they go to Big D about it and he's pretty accepting right away 

-they debate a lot at first whether they want to get professionally diagnosed, but then they decide that it would be a lot easier to get accommodations at school with a doctor backing them up

-where was I going with this I'm completely spiraling

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The Avengers: What's the definition of "innocent"?

Tony, pointing at Peter and using Peter's hand to wave at them: Right here!

Peter: *grimaces as the Avengers awkwardly wave back*

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Clint: Hey Tony, you got any idea how to wrap one of these things?

Tony: Is that a crossbow?

Clint: Yeah. Am I the greatest uncle in the world or what?

Tony: We can’t give Peter a crossbow. He pokes himself in the eye everytime he uses a straw.

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Spiderson 🕷️

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Lil three panel superfamily piece. We all know in his freetime Steve likes to paint with peter 🥺🥺

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Tony Stark: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!

Peter Parker: You left me and Harley in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.

Tony Stark: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Harley: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight. Peter: But are you shuffling? Harley: Everyday. Tony: What language are you two speaking??

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Harley: Come here.

Peter: Why?

Harley: Just come here.

Peter: No you’re going to hit me.

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Store worker: Would a Mr. Stark please come to the front desk.

Tony: *arriving at the front desk* Is there a problem?

Store worker: *gesturing at Peter, Harley and Morgan* I believe they beling to you.

Peter, Harley and Morgan: *simultaneously* We got lost.

Tony: I didn’t even bring you with me?!