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I feel like Elagabalus alone shows us why this isn’t a good idea.
I just saw trans rights and pro-monarchy in the same blog header and I think I’m done for the day.
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Why do we call them face masks? Isn’t the whole point of masks that you put them on your face? What other part of your body would you put a mask on that warrants one on your face being called a “face mask”?
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Can we just, for a moment, appreciate that the song that plays over the end credits of Ratatouille is called End Creditouille. Genius.
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ACAB is definitely not true. There are definitely police officers out there whose parents are married.
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I used to think the word “fascinating” came from the same root as “fascism”, as in fascis, a bundle of sticks. Imagine my surprise when I find out it comes from the word fascinum, which was a phallic object used in Roman ceremonies.
We refer to stuff that we find interesting by referencing an ancient dildo.
Isn’t that fascinating?
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In my world, I have magic users who specialise in Waste Magic, which literally deals with removal of shit. They have an unpleasant job, but they’re necessary for sociey to function.
You know what fantasy writing needs? Working class wizards.
A crew of enchanters maintaining the perpetual flames that run the turbines that generate electricity, covered in ash and grime and stinking of hot chilies and rare mushrooms used for the enchantments
A wizard specializing in construction, casting feather fall on every worker, and enchanting every hammer to drive nails in straight, animating the living clay that makes up the core of the crane
An elderly wizard and her apprentice who transmute fragile broken objects. From furniture, to rotten wood beams, to delicate jewelry
A battle magician, trained with only a few rudimentary spells to solve a shortage of trained wizards on the front who uses his healing spells to help folks around town
Wizarding shops where cheery little mages enchant wooden blocks to be hammered into the sides of homes. Hammer this into the attic and it will scare off termites, toss this in the fire and clean your chimney, throw this in the air and all dust in the room gets sucked up
Wizard loggers who transmute cut trees into solid, square beams, reducing waste, and casting spells to speed up regrowth. The forest, they know, will not be too harsh on them if the lost tree’s children may grow in its place
Wizard farmers who grow their crops in arcane sigils to increase yield, or produce healthier fruit
Factory wizards who control a dozen little constructs that keep machines cleaned and operational, who cast armor to protect the hands of workers, and who, when the factory strikes for better wages, freeze the machines in place to ensure their bosses can’t bring anyone new in.
Anyway, think about it.
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I guess I’m in like seven of these
Reblog if you’re in any of these fandoms
Voltron: Legendary Defender
Harry Potter
Percy Jackson/ Heroes of Olympus/ Trials of Apollo
Magnus Chase
Boku No Hero Academia
Haikyuu!!
Carry On
Hamilton
The Flash
Arrow
Once Upon A Time
Suits
One Punch Man
Toradora
B99
Miraculous Ladybug
OHSHC
The Mortal Instruments/ The Infernal Devices/ The Dark Artifices
Marvel
DC
Mystic Messenger
i’ll follow anyone who reblogs xDD
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What are some dead giveaways that someone is High Ti?
1) questioning everything. constant “why” to the point where it gets almost annoying
2) probably likes to explain things, may have a lot of knowledge on certain specific topics but it’s all interrelated - depth of knowledge rather than breadth
3) enjoys low-key arguments or debates. may seem like they’re testing their logic on you, or like they expect you to test yours on them. may intentionally poke holes in everything you say, this also gets annoying
4) doesn’t respond well to being asked things like “but how do you know that,” may answer “it’s just common sense” or “it just makes sense because [explains their paradigm for ten minutes]”
5) tend to have a very problem-solving approach as opposed to high Fe users, don’t expect them to just offer sympathy when you vent to them. if they care about you, they’ll listen patiently if only to get it straight in their heads what you’re dealing with, and then you should expect at least a few ideas on how to solve the issue, or just general advice in the form of them talking about their understanding of the problem itself.
6) doesn’t like making absolute statements like Te users do, everything is “this is probably this way” or “it makes sense that…” seems to acknowledge their own logical subjectivity and doesn’t really care much about factual statements or evidence. they probably see these things as boring or “a given,” and are more interested in theoretical aspects - extrapolating the meaning of something or relating this meaning to something else they know. that’s why, even if they have Sources tm, they won’t reference them directly, because it’s more about the meaning of something than the literal facts. they see thinking that doesn’t build on itself as boring, unoriginal, and somewhat stupid, so there’s a high chance they’ll make fun of you for constantly referencing sources, and watch out if your sources contradict each other because they will notice, and they will point it out.
7) annoyed by inconsistency of any sort, and if you can point out where they’re being logically inconsistent, they’ll immediately modify their stance - or, alternatively, extrapolate another way they could be correct and your argument is invalid, even if it seems like they pulled it out of their ass (aux Ti is guilty of this, dom Ti not so much)
anyone else feel free to add on
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Did you know you can submit a post to your own blog?
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Generic Post
This is a post.
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Experiment
Will this text post pick up the attention of the haiku bot or not?
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I have always wanted to see the functions personified, so I made INTP’s functions! I have some ideas for them and you can expect to see them again soon!
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This is almost identical to my friend group, except we have a male intp (me) instead of an intj. Even the ENFP-INFJ relationship
rate my squad? female infj (me) male enfp, male intj, female enfp (me and the male enfp have a crush on eachother ahaha)
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i feel like this group
is one of the best groups out there
but (in my opinion)
crushes make the group a lil awkward
8/10
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Is this the viewer’s left or the person’s left
Suggested by:
mapleandcogs
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Why the Pentagram is my Emblem
My profile picture is now the pentagram, which I believe represents me in multiple ways.
1. The five points represent my time of birth, 5:55, and my name, Quinten, which means fifth.
2. The star-shape represents two things. One of them is my love of star signs and the zodiac.
3. The other is my love of Disney. Stars seem to be very important symbols there.
4. It's historical importance in Ancient Greek culture represents my love of Greek mythology.
5. It’s modern association with Satanism represents my blasphemous nature and Satanic reputation (to be clear, I am not Satanic, I just respect Satan as a better person than God)
There you have it, five points as to why a five-pointed shape is my symbol. Next, I’ll be explaining why the echidna is my mascot.
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Are you telling me that Afghanistan doesn’t have any troops?
Countries with troops in Afghanistan
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