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Rain Detector
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994
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Green Day solicit donations for HIV/AIDS organization, 1994
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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not to be a dirty commie or anything but i don't think any one person should have enough money to solve world hunger and then get to decide not to
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
thats not how they told it
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.
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real writers don’t have writer’s block because they never start writing in the first place.
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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me reading your fic: he would fucking say that *slams the kudos button*
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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Thought my beloved was the bad influence turning me into more and more of a cynical bastard as time goes by but I'm starting to realize that this man is a hundred times more idealistic and hopeful about the state of the world than me by now
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!!Bonus found!!
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Form: boyfriend
Thought my beloved was the bad influence turning me into more and more of a cynical bastard as time goes by but I'm starting to realize that this man is a hundred times more idealistic and hopeful about the state of the world than me by now
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and I’m not kidding
I'm paying my internet bill for you to use MY bandwidth to put your horrid images and videos on MY screen, draining MY device's power, wasting MY time? 10000 giant murder hornets forever.
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every ad is a personal insult to everyone who sees it and i’m not kidding
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.
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If you think having uncomfortable conversations is hard - wait until you see the result of not having them.
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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These men just stole the personal information of everyone in America AND control the Treasury. Link to article.
Akash Bobba
Edward Coristine
Luke Farritor
Gautier Cole Killian
Gavin Kliger
Ethan Shaotran
Spread their names!
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if you’re older than ao3
(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)
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ao3 turns 15 today
reblog if youre older than ao3
(there's a lot of people asking about this, but the legal age to use social media is 13, except in few countries. so yes, there are people here under 15)
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rain-detector · 3 months ago
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@transit-fag
“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars
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rain-detector · 4 months ago
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
that’s not how they told it
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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me
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rain-detector · 4 months ago
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I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"
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I think the funniest part about the migration from tiktok to rednote is how americans are like "oh my gosh, our government lied to us, you guys are the same as us!" and chinese are like "holy shit, our government didn't lie to us, you really do live like this, i'm so sorry"
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rain-detector · 4 months ago
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have YOU 🫵 thought about gideon nav today?
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rain-detector · 4 months ago
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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
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rain-detector · 4 months ago
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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
fake idgafer. i saw u replace ur guilt with anger
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fake idgafer. i saw tht haunted look in ur eyes
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rain-detector · 4 months ago
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Nope now it’s at the point that i’m shocked that people off tt don’t know what’s going down. I have no reach but i’ll sum it up anyway.
SCOTUS is hearing on the constitutionality of the ban as tiktok and creators are arguing that it is a violation of our first amendment rights to free speech, freedom of the press and freedom to assemble.
SCOTUS: tiktok bad, big security concern because china bad!
Tiktok lawyers: if china is such a concern why are you singling us out? Why not SHEIN or temu which collect far more information and are less transparent with their users?
SCOTUS (out loud): well you see we don’t like how users are communicating with each other, it’s making them more anti-american and china could disseminate pro china propaganda (get it? They literally said they do not like how we Speak or how we Assemble. Independent journalists reach their audience on tt meaning they have Press they want to suppress)
Tiktok users: this is fucking bullshit i don’t want to lose this community what should we do? We don’t want to go to meta or x because they both lobbied congress to ban tiktok (free market capitalism amirite? Paying off your local congressmen to suppress the competition is totally what the free market is about) but nothing else is like TikTok
A few users: what about xiaohongshu? It’s the Chinese version of tiktok (not quite, douyin is the chinese tiktok but it’s primarily for younger users so xiaohongshu was chosen)
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Tiktok as a community has chosen to collectively migrate TO a chinese owned app that is purely in Chinese out of utter spite and contempt for meta/x and the gov that is backing them.
My fyp is a mix of “i would rather mail memes to my friends than ever return to instagram reels” and “i will xerox my data to xi jinping myself i do not care i share my ss# with 5 other people anyway” and “im just getting ready for my day with my chinese made coffee maker and my Chinese made blowdryer and my chinese made clothing and listening to a podcast on my chinese made phone and get in my car running on chinese manufactured microchips but logging into a chinese social media? Too much for our gov!” etc.
So the government was scared that tiktok was creating a sense of class consciousness and tried to kill it but by doing so they sent us all to xiaohongshu. And now? Oh it’s adorable seeing this gov-manufactured divide be crossed in such a way.
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This is adorable and so not what they were expecting. Im sure they were expecting a reluctant return to reels and shorts to fill the void but tiktokers said fuck that, we will forge connections across the world. Who you tell me is my enemy i will make my friend. That’s pretty damn cool.
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