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tho i would like to note that these dude do have fat on their tummies which is—and stay with me here—sick as shit kinda

Ripped ghost truthers come to my doorsteps to die.

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taylor swift snickerdoodle post energy

I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak. I like his movies but I definitely think this guy has like a hidden room in his spacious french apartment that he slips into quietly each night and it is just filled with tiny little doll replicas of all the actors he's ever used in any of his movies and he puppets them around and mimicks their voices and shit. and sometimes he'll text Owen Wilson pictures of his little doll with a comb or something from an untraceable number and pair it with like "see how I take care of you Owen?" and then the following day Owen Wilson will find him at the service table and go, "Geez Wes look at this," and Wes will pretend to be all concerned and horrified but there is this calculating almost eager look in his eyes that unsettles Owen Wilson. and the next time Wes is having a little soiree with all his actors, his beloved beloved actors, maybe Owen Wilson will accidentally get lost on his way to the beautiful bathroom and find that little room and see all those dolls and his throat will hitch with horror. And before he can call Bill Murray or Adrian Brody to look a dark silhouette will appear in the doorway and Wes looks sort of resigned when he says, "I see you finally found my secret, Owen," and Owen Wilson will try and pretend that he's fine with it but they both know better. and Wes will go (the look in his eyes back again) "We both know this can't get out, right?" and he'll grin very suddenly and Owen Wilson will laugh along very nervously and leave the room and eat some brioche and when the evening is over he will rush over to his Prius and frantically click his keys but over the cobbles on the beautiful beautiful street there is the sound of footsteps. and tears are running down Owen Wilson's cheeks but he can't say a word and Wes, emerging from the shadows, will gently touch him on the shoulder and say, "look, I'll drive you to the airport, huh?" and Owen Wilson will try to refuse but they both know it's futile. and, halfway through the drive, Wes Anderson will smile and say, "I'll miss working with you" and then perfectly jump and roll out of the car, wiping off his corduroy pants, while Owen Wilson's Prius swerves into a local patisserie, bursting into flames

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GHOSTSOAP FIC AND ART EVENT

Posting date (Jun 20) is fast upon us!

Here are the deets on how to share your work with the world!

AO3 —> You can add your work to the Event Collection on ao3 on/before June 20th!

AO3 not your speed? —> All good, you can post your work here or anywhere! Duh, it’s yours.

Wherever you post, I encourage you to use the hashtag, #ghoap collective spring 25 event so we can find your work!

FAQ below

Answers to some questions I anticipate y’all might have. If you need more information or assistance, please contact me, @ramrage

What is this?

This is a fic and art event hosted by the illustrious Ghoap Collective Tumblr Community (which is free to join and not a prerequisite for participation).

Naturally, this event is accepting Ghostsoap/Soapghost/Ghoap/whatever fic and art delights following the (broad) theme of 🌸 spring 🌸

More details can be found in this here post.

Is it too late to join?

It’s never too late 😤😤 But seriously, yeah, you can probably submit to this event collection indefinitely so long as you let me know you’ve submitted. Don’t push it, though.

I don’t use AO3. Can I still participate?

Of course you can! You can post your work anywhere (Tumblr, Twitter, Bluesky, idek what else)—it’s yours! I recommend using the event hashtag (#ghoap collective spring 25 event) so people can find your work!

Am I allowed to post my work outside of AO3?

Absolutely! And, in fact, you should. Get your recognition/notes/likes/etc.

If you do, I recommend using the event hashtag (#ghoap collective spring 25 event) so people can find your work!

I missed the AO3 posting deadline! What do I do?

No worries! This isn’t SCHOOL this isn’t WORK (thank heavens). You can definitely still add your work, but please DM me if you do so I can push the work live. Otherwise, I won’t know to go in and approve it.

I’ve submitted my work but I can’t see it in the collection. What gives?

This is a moderated collection, so I will be approving the submissions for posting on June 20th.

If you submit your work before then and don’t see it in the collection, it’s because I haven’t approved it to post yet.

Once works have gone live and yours still isn’t visible in the collection, please let me know! We can figure out what’s up and Solve The Problem.

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GHOSTSOAP FIC AND ART EVENT

You can still join, btw. If you’re wondering “Join what?” click here for the info post or something idk.

The theme is Spring. And all its many meanings.

Anyways, the event closes on—as in, shit should get posted by—June 20th. I repeat

🗣️🗣️DEADLINE FOR POSTING IS JUNE 20th

if you’re scared, confused, have questions, let me know. also, follow the ‘ghoap collective spring 25 event’ tag and/or join the Ghoap Collective tumblr community to stay Up To Date

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SAIL (by awolnation) but it’s just the part where he says MAYBE I SHOULD KILL MYSELF

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it’s always something isn’t it

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brb trying this

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imagine grieving your loved one who died in a violent and horrible way and then having to see their reanimated image carry out its sole purpose: making sure their murderer goes free

We live in actual hell

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POSTING DATE IS JUNE 20TH.

GHOSTSOAP FIC AND ART EVENT

Hosted by the illustrious ghoap collective, which you can join. In fact, you should since that’s where event communications will be Distributed.

Participation Details below the cut

This event is open to both fic and art

The theme is, loosely, “spring.” interpret it as you will

TIMING —> this is TBD but at the latest, shit will go live on the last day of spring

On that last note, you can vote on event timing using this here poll in the ghoap collective community. The results will be communicated in a post like this one both in the community and as a post from my page.

Any event comms will be tagged with “ghoap collective spring 25 event” and you should tag your finished works with that, as well. So we can find and love them.

There will be a collection for finished works on ao3, but you can post them wherever you’d like. Again, i encourage you to use the event tag so we can cherish your lovely creations.

Anyways, lmk if you have any questions or whatever xxram

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why did they draw him so kawaii

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crossposting here bc this tactic needs to spread like wildfire

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EVERYONE(!) I’m blazing this post because at this pace we might barely hit 1,000,000 signatures—or just fall short. PLEASE reblog this post, no matter where you are from, so we can reach as many EU citizens as possible and end this horrible practice!

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i did it with a fake email, which you all can do, too

temp-mail.org tings

I have three days to get into the top two on this contest, without knowing if the other contestants paid for votes. so please, without paying, just sign up and use the free vote, could y'all help vote for me? if you want? if you can't be bothered then dw about it I just wanted to ask to shoot my shot at winning 30k so i could stop not having 30k and start having 30k instead

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they fill my dash with pictures of a man whose mouth is so so small. so tiny

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apparently 4 is the max number of times you can reblog this in a row before The Tumblr App just shits itself

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall

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💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall