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"He threw his heart out to the crowd!!"

You do not throw your heart to a crowd at a 45° degree angle with your fingers altogether. And you are a delusional freak if you try to defend this guy 🙏

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

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I ❤️ my Chinese spy

the american people will never not be unserious

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Guys this girl I'm in a situationship and this girl is just AAAAAH and like she's so HEHSHEHSYSHSUEBDEB

Guys she's so she's so she's so

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Preach 🙏

“Gwaynyra—“ get outta here with your straight Rhaenicent

“It would have prevented the war” I don’t care, Rhaenyra marrying Otto would have prevented the war too but I don’t see you fuckers shipping that

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Oh my god I'm so torn how can I pick

TOGACHAKO AND RHAENICENT MY BELOVED

Top Femslash Ships Bracket - Round 2 Side 2

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with some of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement of anything included in the bracket, and refrain from harassment.

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Wheeh3h3y guys go read it pls

get a grip, rhaenyra... (tennis au)

inspired by my favourite fic ever written: 'strawberries & cream' by @havenmere

READ HERE: https://archiveofourown.org/works/57310384/chapters/145784578

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Guys pls plspls go read 'headlock' on ao3 if you like rhaenicent and like Formula 1 🙏🙏 PUHLEAAAASE!!!!!

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Trump won I'm cooked chat

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When it's that time of month and this FINE FINE FINEEEEEEEE HUMAN BEING comes on screen.

AND OLIVIA COOKE??? PLEEEEEAAAAAASEEEEEE ONE CHANCEEEE

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Perchance I may agree

need rhaenicent writers to lock the FUCK in and write alicent and otto’s relationship properly like LOOK AT THIS……..look at how they embrace each other……i don’t want evil otto with no motivations but be tradcath and mean to alicent……..i want deeply layered sexually repressed bicurious evil otto who hurts alicent so much and still loves her so deeply the poison needs to drip through what the fuck

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okay what the flip man

If loving you was a crime then put me on death row

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I second this.

Someone. Anyone. Please write a McDuke centric slow burn fic. I beg.

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PLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLSPLS!!!!!

can someone pull out another Chansaw royal au cuz the queen’s lucky fool ain’t updating I don’t think

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💀🙏

jace suggesting targaryen bastards could make potential dragon riders: this is great this is fun

jace realising he's devaluing his one claim to legitimacy and symbol of power: this is sooo very bad this is so not funny

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Literally the realest thing I've seen all month

I can’t stand people that don’t let me speak hyperbolically. If I can’t respond to a minor inconvenience that someone should get shot in the fucking head for it then what’s the point of it all.

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Jaw dropped

The Queen in chains 😔😔✋️

toxic yuri BABY

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I lowkey gotta full on pause my workout when kilby girl comes on